"Two years worth of semen"

"Two years worth of semen"

Wait, i though this was a meme
Is this shit fucking real?

Never watched this

I would glop her tho

Read the novels secondary

How can you fucked up one of yor main characters that bad?

Isn't that unhealthy to keep semen for 2 years?

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How can real literature even compete?

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I made that image, or anyway the original 720p version

It's funny to see it come back to me all these years later

wait wait wait
its not just a meme?

>reading sao
user pls

I feel sorry for anyone who reads translation-mangled LNs that were never above the grade school reading level in their native language anyway

How did you guys not know this? "Asuna glop glop" is the "Tohsaka's Anus" of our generation.

>.5

>We slowly did as much as the system would allow.

If the game lets you bareback fuck a girl and cum inside her, what can't you do? Is anal forbidden?

I knew about Tohsaka but never really followed anything SAO.

Volume 1??? What kind of hack author lets his male and female leads hook up in the first fucking volume?

Kirito is a by-the-books Gary Stu, and one of the first things a Gary Stu needs is a perfect piece of ass who worships him unconditionally.

Shinon is best girl.

One who was writing his story with the intent of it being a one-shot action-romance, and only continued writing more "sequels" because people on the internet liked it more than he thought they would.

No doubt Kirito is a Gary Stu but too many people act like he's the ONLY Gary Stu. I can think of a few MCs who have it way better than Kirito ever did.

The problem is, he's simultaneously the most bland

>that gif
fucking saved kek

The pinnacle of writing.

The climax of writing, you mean?

how the fuck are there so many newfags that haven't heard of this before

It's a shame isn't it?