Why was Kakashi such a dick to Naruto?

Why was Kakashi such a dick to Naruto?

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i dont know but i would most definitely dick anko

Anko's manko amirite?
her chainmail and jacket combo is still one of the hottest things I've seen in anime and manga. The jacket always covered her nipples so you could assume she didn't wear anything under the chainmail due to the off skin coloring beneath.

>Chainmail
user...

He was?

That stuff is canonically chain-mail to protect against kunai. Its just that the way Kishi draws it makes it look like mesh.

why did she get fat

>Be Kakashi
>Notice the son of the deceased teacher is being persecuted for no good reason
>He lives alone in a shitty apartment eating nothing but ramen and always falling behind at the academy
>Never help him
>Once you are his teacher you ignore him to teach some emo Uchiha fuckboi

muh obito

Naruto wasn't being persecuted. He got bullied but that's about it. He ate Ramen because that's all he liked. Spies from other villages would take notice of Kakashi being too friendly with some random kid, the reason Naruto wasn't being protected was to not raise suspicion. He trained Sasuke because he was the only other person at the time with a sharingan plus he had the same elemental affinity.

The better question is why Kubo was such a dick to Anko?

Why did Anko get fat?! Why?!

it makes me sad what they've done to anko. they turned her from best girl in naruto to /fit/'s hamplanets

Tatsuki*

Did he know? I thought Itachi gave him a hint? Also it was best he ignored Naruto because kid got Jiraiya as his mentor instead.

what if anko trained naruto in sneks instead

does anyone have have the naruhina conspiracy screencap?

I'm pretty sure Kakashi has a mostly friendly relationship with Naruto (offscreen) after the Zabuza stuff, remember there was like a week between the end of that mission, the chunin exams and Jiyria taking Naruto as an apprentice

You know, I wonder why they didn't give Naruto the killer b treatment

why did she get fat

Naruto and Sasuke should have ended up together

It's easy to see that at the beginning of the series Kishi hadn't planned for Naruto's father to be Minato, which is likely why Kakashi gave Naruto no special treatment.

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Nothing more cancerous than a roleplaying Narutard

sadly, kishi can't write friendly interactions

team 7 is a good example of that

Ramen man was the real best guy. Everyone in the village bullied naruto, and he didn't even treat naruto like shit.

Anko should've trained team 7.

Kakashi was a punk bitch.

Imagine.

>sneks

don't you..hehehe..mean sex?

>...
>hehehe

Fuck off to whatever shithole you came from, Narutard

hehehehe *snickers* *adjusts his glasses* got him real good

this

It's funny because it was one of the most common theories for ages before Kishi really started hammering it in, and yet Kishi's future writing involving filling things in is real damn awkward later on. No wonder the anime pretty much had entire filler and random flashbacks slotted in to try to connect things together more.

He found ero sennin to teach him how to become OP frog sage. I'd rather learn from legendary sannin than jobber kakashi

Also

>Realize he's about to go up against the deadly Neji
>LITERALLY pawn him off on the worst teacher in the village so he can go fuck Sasuke in secret

Fuck off Narutards

t. autist

Why was Kishimoto such an ass to Anko? She used to be a genki ninja goddess

Neji would have given him a solid thrashing, but not a deadly one. It'd be a learning experience.

>tfw kishi said at one point anko was his favorite

literally everyone in the village knows naruto is the 9 tails' host. This is no secret.

>Naruto was being protected
>almost became a loser and village outcast like most Jinchuruuki kids the Akatsuki had no problem making dissapear

Meanwhile the Raikage makes Killer Bee his own bro

Except both had blond spiky hair.

He didn't pawn him off to Kureha though?

I started reading Nardo in 2011 and I still don't know who the fuck raised the bastard? He couldn't live with Iruka-sensei?

Just so he can bitch and moan I guess.

He was raised in an Orphanage

So the third hokage just said fuck it? He was a living nuke but yep bullying and super depression is a ok.

Kishitmoto will always make me sick.

At this point, Naruto's entire backstory makes absolutely no sense.

Its all about how if you work hard and you're the child of prophecy you can tame the rambunctious uchiha

why does no one care kakashi's always jacking off in the trees

I want to lick Anko's feet

>Acts like dead best friend
>Has the same dream as dead best friend
>Still ignores him

Naruto's entire situation as a kid was just poorly written. The decision to not let anyone know he was the Hokage's son yet know that he had the demon fox inside him, that was literally the worst possible scenario.

Like fuck, why the hell didn't someone adopt him? Especially if the higher ups KNEW that he had the kyubi inside him
>"Oh hey what should we do about Naruto? You know the kid with the literal pure manifestation of hatred inside of him, making him a walking timebomb that could get insanely dangerous if his mental state wasn't kept in check?"
>Make him live completely alone, with barely any money, caring for himself while everyone in the village hates and spits on him.
>Fucking genius

JUST

Are there any other animes dealing with gluttony and sloth?

Yes.

But Naruto didn't even use the only jutsu he learned during the mini training arc vs Neji

>That stuff is canonically chain-mail to protect against kunai. Its just that the way Kishi draws it makes it look like mesh.

To be fair, everyone draws it to look like mesh. Even old timey paintings depicting ninja make it look like mesh. It's a centuries old misconception.

>why did she get fat

She was shown since the beginning to have a sweet-tooth and it finally caught up to her.

>Meanwhile the Raikage makes Killer Bee his own bro

Lest I'm mistaken, Cloud's protocall with Jinchuuriki was that they had to have some manner of relation to the current reigning Raikage.

I guess Yugito was related by marriage or something since A was a black and Yugito a gook.

>Get a random suggest video about Kisame's son in Baruto
>Kisame is one of 4 characters in Naruto who I actually like so I watch it
>They have fucking laptops and modern conviences
>Apparently it's only been ten years
What the fuck happened?

They had computers and shit as early as Zabuza's arc

>Get a random suggest video about Kisame's son in Baruto


>Kisame's son

kek.

>See Uchiha who is from the same clan has your best friend and is just like me vs Teachers kid who is just like best friend
I'd teach him over my teachers kid, too. Easier.

Let's not forget Jiraiya, who was supposed to be Naruto's godfather, but fucking went on the road to write porn and fuck prostitutes instead of taking care of his dead student's son.

Kisame fandom was absolutely the best thing back in the day
>What are you gonna do when a tsunami hits your village at 300 km/h, along with hundreds of ultra powerful water clones who constantly suck your chakra? You're gonna do nothing, you're gonna die!

Kisame really grew on me throughout the years following this series. I didn't really care much for him in his introduction and I honestly expected him to die before Itachi, not outlive most of the members and even the (supposed) leader of Akatsuki and be in league with one of the main masterminds.

Kisame was the realest nigga in Naruto.

post /ourguy/

in hindsight you can kind of tell that kishi fucked up and dragged Kisame into the war arc without any idea what he was supposed to do, but damn it was such an awesome moment when Itachi died, Tobi revealed his identity to Kisame and he was all
>ohhh, it's you! Well this is going to make things a lot easier, Mizukage.

I heard his favorite chracter was the Chinese-looking girl on Guy´s team. Tenten, the one who had a load of weapons, but never did anything interesting. None of the female charaters in this series ever did much, what wasted potential.

Also Kakashi was a huge Sasusaku shipper despite his sensei supported Narusaku, along with many people in-universe and Naruto himself. I guess Kakashi just didn't like Naruto

Those computers were literally old ass mainframes.

I wanna eat Anko's Manko

You cant just throw Edward Elric into the Naruto Universe

No, he pawned him off to a teacher that has proven his incompetence, and the fact he hates Naruto both for being the Kyuubi and for pointing out how terrible a teacher he is.

>plenty of best girls
>only one had thar perfect wedding
>everyone else ended up as old maids
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Fucking Kishi

Why did the 3rd even tell the village about the fox? Been a while since i watched the show.

Because he thought they would follow the 4th's final wish, and view him as a hero.
He was wrong.

Didn't everyone else besides Tenten get married?

He did find out that a group of weird dangerous fuckers were coming after him while fucking prostitutes

why is /ourguy/ so good at apologies?

Not this three

True, but they must've had tons of wicked sex.

Dude, that's a red herring for Kishimoto to make her fat. She's a superhuman ninja who routinely probably burns more calories on a lazy day then Micheal Phelps at his best. She was one of the few well designed and interesting female characters he's ever given to us and he completely ruined her in the epilogue.

Fuck that hack.

Yes, but two of them have excuses: gambling problem and raising a pig.

Not to mention Mei

I think she'd rather remain in that mugen tsukuyomi dream of hers. At least she found happiness in it

Anko's love interest is a transvestite

Can he have like 8 avatars or whatever like nagato because the rinnegan?

She really hasn't aged well user-kun..

the secret is that he is minato's son who was on top of the hit list of another hidden village

I'm curious about this as well. Assuming you're talking about Six Paths of Pain

anko and hinata both have blueish hair but there's no relation

personally i think he left it intentionally ambiguous to leave himself room to choose later, same as with itachi's massacre

Why is Anko covering Naruto's mouth?

I'm still hoping when shit starts to go down in Boruto she goes and burns the fat off for battle.

Tried so hard to see some titty through that chain mail shit while reading manga. Fuck you Kishimoto, toying with a man's heart.

>they all grew fat and ugly

/ss/ Anko was haf.

At least Orochimaru got to fuck her in her prime before she got fat.

early on the fourth Hokage only had a passing resemblance to Naruto.

Why else do you think Orochimaru threw her away after he was done with her? He could see the monstrosity she would become in the future from how she eats.

She'd of been perfect for taking over team 7 after the time skip due to her history with Orchimaru rather than creating a whole new character.

Still think he was supposed to be the final villain.

But Ibiki totally changed his mind about Naruto after the first time and seeing how Komaharu looked up to him? And he's actually a really good teacher who tutors even Chunnins?