A friend of mine has begun to think that communism is somehow a good thing. How can I convince him otherwise?

A friend of mine has begun to think that communism is somehow a good thing. How can I convince him otherwise?

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convince him of what?
he's on the right track

give him a copy of the gulag archipellago by alexandr solzhenitzyn

>gulag archipellago
>true
pick one

Why are you friend wit an idiot?

Only in high IQ populations could this ever have a chance of working.

Join him, seize the means of production, and enjoy communism together comrade.

Give him a helicopter ride

A bullet to the head is the only thing commies understand

Show him Yuri.
youtube.com/watch?v=SZnkULuWFDg

>shilling this hard
so which of the claims in the book do you dispute? did the vcheka not arrest soviet citizens by the tens of thousands for suspected counter-revolutionary activity even when there was no evidence? was inmate labor not used to build the white sea canal with thousands dying from the harsh labor conditions?

which of these extensively documented and universally-attested historical facts do you deny, shlomo nosebergstein?

This has to be psyop. Every day it's the same thread about a user whose friend recently became communist and every fucking day it's a communist meme flaggot whose the first post.

rape him in the anus

With a bullet to the brain

LARP the cultural revolution with him as a teacher and you as a youth leader of the people's revolution. If the week in a shack doesn't cure him, the show trial will.

Communism has never been tried

>but muh soviets, stalin, mao, pol pot,north korea

Hhhm? That's not communism though. It's just regulated market fascism. Actual communism is a stateless/liberal society where all races and genders are equal. So there. Communism has never been tried.

Does he though?
Does he really, or does he go on about "luxury" ect?
Does he talk the talk, then go shopping?
Is he the same consumer bugman as any normie?

Ask him.... Do you really think things will go the way you want them to this time?

Shoot him

Communism is a precursor for mental illness, best to kill him now than let it fester

>WE WUZ KILLIN NATSIZ N' SHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT
>the USSR wasn't REAL communism™

The greatest way to get someone to reject Communism is to have them actually read about the history of Communism.

Show them how retarded the reds actually were.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struggle_session

youtube.com/watch?v=J7E4BkZEcAg&feature=push-lbss&attr_tag=ich1c0wLp_eY08ns-6

Point out to him that communism doesn't exist. Nobody can explain to you what communism would look like in the real world, if it were successfully implemented. It's a meme.

Explain to him how the theory of surplus value is patently false. If that doesn't work, kill him.

>deprive him of food
>enslave family
>force to work for no money
>provide nothing

Capitalism?

Why do all these smug little shits look like Mrs. Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies? (pic related)

Socialism only works in a cohesive society. That's why (((Ameirca))) pushes multiculturalism the world over. Weakening the bonds of nation strengthens International Capitalism.

I thought you guys constantly shit talked about right wingers liking anime.

Take all his stuff and distribute it equally to everyone.

real communism: "the workers control the system"
you have: a right to create a business, and get investors, and vote, and, what more power do you want? you have the power to choose any business ou want, BUT they don't need to hire you, and the only thing left after that is "well certifications of certain jobs" well those are based on logic: certification is to protect the consumer, other then legal certification you have the right to choose who to work for or start your own business, therefore the workers control the economy. you'r not thinking of communism: you're thinking of *capitalism.

capitalism and communism

The reason why communism never seem to work is because they are missing one key ingredient. The human element. Sharing the means of production, but what about the means of reproduction? Real communism can only be achieved if you're willing to share your wife with other men.

Neither Mao nor Stalin shared their wives, and look where that got them.
Communism needs the sharing of humans in order to be successful.
Real communism is essentially cuckoldry.
If you're not willing to share your wife with other men, then communism will never ever work.

look at his fucking image you dumb monkey ITS FUCKING SATIRE

>A friend of mine has begun to think that communism is somehow a good thing. How can I convince him otherwise?
Take him for a helicopter ride.

Dude WTF did you just copy paste the thread i made yesterday?

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kek

thank you, arthur.

shhh michael

Take him on a nice helicopter ride

You should be the one listening to him user

wow epic meme alert

>ITS PORKY BEHIND IT ALL
>thinks Jews are a meaningless aside
laffo

Starve him, he will change his opinion very quickly.

kys

Fuckin based libtards BTFO praise kek

Tell him to go on a hungerstrike until it is implemented. Should train him for actual communism,

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lol it was me last time don't know who this shmuck is

Tell him to research Holodomor, The Great Leap Forward and The Killing Fields. Communism killed more of its own people in the 20th century than any fascist ideology. I know a guy who escaped from Pol Pot, and it involved him drinking his own piss because there was no drinking water and also going through a mine field, watching other kids get blown up because what was behind him was worse.

China is an orwellian nightmare. They censor every bit of dissent and promote only behaving and thinking in one way.

Most communists just murder all of the problematic citizens. It's a fail safe system.

>They censor every bit of dissent and promote only behaving and thinking in one way.
>Flag
UWotM8?

the cure is a rope.

Show him Venezuela.

Buy them The Gulag Archipelago.

>How can I convince him otherwise?
ask him for examples of communism being good

waifu

Communism VS Fascism
Communism
strong central bank owned by Jews (namely the Rothchilds)
Jews hold most white collar positions of privilege
everyone is equal (as slaves under Jewish hegemony)
Antisemitism is outlawed
authoritarian rule (with lots of purges)

Fascism
Barter System between nations no central bank
The best for the Job gets the Job (yes even Jews in many instances)
Everyone is equal under the state to flourish
Communism outlawed
authoritarian rule

Communism
Take private property (aka the means of production, or factories)
from the individuals that own them and give them to "the state"
(a small number of people in positions of privilege filled through nepotism)
turning the entire country into private property owned by them with the people still
working in factories they don't own and now will never have an opportunity
to own making less than they did before with a lower standard of living. Or
to make it simple basically a return to feudal serfdom only the lords will
now all be Jews instead of natives that basically consider the gentiles subhuman livestock

fuck yourself kike