What are some things you learned from watching anime and reading manga?

What are some things you learned from watching anime and reading manga?

That she is actually a Frenchman.

Never to trust a Frenchman

Unspeakable horrors can take on the forms of cute little girls.

Girls will love you for who you are, and not based on your looks or wealth.

Japan also has annoying younger siblings that complain when you never play video games with them.

That school uniforms are superior to letting students dress casually.

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colds are lethal
shouting loud makes energy beams more energetic
most siblings want to fuck each others

There is such a thing as love at first sight.

some people can't die even when they're killed

the universe is malignantly useless

im gay

>when you realize that dominant women do not exist
Hold me, Sup Forums

Anime will never be real, and your life will never be as happy as the characters'.

>your life will never be as happy as the characters
fuuuuuck don't throw this reality at me so fast

The seat that's against the window second from the back is the most important place you can sit.

b-but Donald Trump will make anime real...

But she is a shit waifu? Or is it that she is the best a shitlord can hope?

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Oyakodon is best

>posting daughter hater
Go home and be a family man.

I don't know ...

Tsunderes are real and you should be prepared for a wild ride if you fall for one

That's really good advice actually

That I'll never have a girlfriend

I ironically use the term "ehhhh" irl thanks to anime

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>nyaruko.jpg
I like how that's your definitive Nyaruko picture.

Vampire Bund taught me the proper way to crack an egg.

That he's fast.

various cooking techniques
useless chemistry
traps are the best

It actually tastes like celery and onions.
t. person who's tasted his own semen

It tastes different depending on one's diet

My understanding is that drinking cranberry juice makes your semen taste the sweetest

I'll never find a woman as perfect as my waifu. I should just banish 3D forever.

Fucking look both ways before crossing the street.

That people change in the least likliest of ways, that no matter who you see in the beginning, under the right circumstances, that person can become someone entirely different

Go back to your board faggot.

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2D only, does not apply to real life.

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That truly ideal women cannot exist.

How come? You just posted it.

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I probably should have specified that they can't exist in reality.

I learned that I got to this thread by hitting the back button after hitting the back button to get to the catalog from a completely different thread

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>this fucking bitch ruining her shoes

According to a woman who did a clinical trial of this using her husband as the guinea pig to try different diets, she got the sweetest from pineapples. The worst taste came from a diet of pizzas.

Top tier writing

Why not, she is the very definition of shcrodiners cat. See that closed door behind you, as long as it remains closed you will be in a reality where is either on the other side of that door or that she isn't there at all

We both know that isn't true user. It would be nice if 2D hotties were waiting for us though.

Interesting. Gonna have to change my diet before I start eating my own cum again.