What have you done personally today to empower women in celebration of women's day, Sup Forums?

What have you done personally today to empower women in celebration of women's day, Sup Forums?

Femanon here.
I received 12 bbc's today and loved every minute of it.

Tell me again why we need to empower women?

Absolutely nothing, as I should be.

BECAUSE ITS 2018 YOU FUCKING BIGOT

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that image sums up Sup Forums pretty damn well

>tell women they are as strong as men and watch antifa women get punched in face by men
>tell woman they are as strong as nukes and pic related mfw

I have a penis that could choke you to death

I went to a drive thru coffee place and I actually looked at the girls face for a couple of seconds.

I let the youtube ad play the whole five seconds before skipping.

i bought a cup of overpriced coffee from a cute barista and tipped her a dollar. it was my privilege.

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sage

Test

I jerked my lonely ass life off today to some hentai and vrporn... Thats about it thankfully I have pol as my family

I celebrated a moderns woman’s exact worth in society. Nothing. I did nothing. I slept all day and then went to work.

Jacked off to Porn twice.

My superpower is a very well timed stool every morning.
I shit at 7:03 every single day

That's just from coffee.

I drink coffee every day around 15:00

hmmmmm

I get large, spectacular erections

Didn't slap any bitches today.
Gonna have to double my quota tomorrow to make up for lost productivity.

Nice. Is there a men's day?

I didn't do anything because I'm not some stupid girl who thinks flashing her tits and making a copypasta Instagram post will make people take her seriously

I actually indulged a bit for once and tried to think of as many great female historical figures as I could, I saw this bit about Amelia Earhart and thought about why some chick that wanted to do something yuge and just dying pathetically anyway was someone we deem worth commemorating.

Anyway, I came up with Cleopatra, the Queen Victorias, Queen Elizabeth, Marie Curie, Joan of Arc and that's about it other than the horseshit social justice activists like Rosa Parks.

So tell me Sup Forums, who did I miss?

> I am A woman

Well, I am THE man. Balls in your court, nikka.

>being woman is a superpower
>what’s your superpower?
I could overpower any woman.

once I slept through my alarm and woke up to the urge to shit.
The problem is when I travel, if I go to USA for example jet lag isnt the only lag I experience.

I made my wife clean up her room.

The other 364 my dude

19th November.

We don't celebrate it because we don't need to jerk ourselves off over our achievements and call mediocrity a superpower.

bc they cant do it themselves

Dicked one of them. My cock is very empowering, you should try it OP.

My side are in fucking orbit. I might need more coffee

>What's your superpower
>Yours but better

I sucker punched a prego in her gullet.I'm pro choice!

It’s like bitch cmon you’re war machine acting as if you’re iron man and meanwhile comparably I’m fucking ultron

I dont usually take part in comercial/propaganda driven holydays, but i bought my grandma a gift and she was very happy anout it.

I don't get mozzie bites

>Being a woman makes me oppressed!
>Being a woman makes me better!

How retarded does a person have to be to not notice that most women have it easymode?

I watched anime

I dunked my balls into my gfs mouth while she was snoring. In fact I am writing this as I now do it.

I fapped

Women doesn't need empowerment

Did what they needed me to do.

I had an abortion