Has pol ever been in the army?

Has pol ever been in the army?

Other urls found in this thread:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5599f0bc38ea0
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a9a9a55d594d
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Conscript. Elite-tier truck driver.

pol? bwhaha. no. talking bs all day gets you killed irl.

me. you bet.

Yea do you have a question? I have a year left and all I can think about is not being here anymore. I'm glad we won't be invading Korea.

in retrospect, though, being a soldier is retarded - you are a pawn for the jews. so pol has the right idea: destroy the order and become your own boss. that's what life is all about since... ever

idk, you should ask him

Yes. It was bizarre. Literally a game with the most complicated rule book in history. Depressing when you realize no one knows the book.

Pretending it's that hard when you're around trannies and wamyn.

I went to college and outperformed all the plebs with me during the endurance tests.
+ I grew up in the wood trapped and tortured wild animals as a kid to have a fun time.
You're not prepared bitch

No, but I was in the navy

i was in the airforce in the 90s kid. not everyone here is a soyed girl.

Tried in 2000. Got a 99 on ABSVAB but juvenile record precluded me. I wanted to get into intelligence and work for the CIA. Now I work for free to combat those niggers.

>Airforce
>Not the soy division of any army.
k

No im not a cuck or a faggot.

that makes me old (around 50) I guess.

The world was still normal then.

8 yrs USMC

I was in the Navy.

Army seems to have more stuff to do.

This story isnt uncommon from what I hear.

I'm not a retarded cannon fodder for the jews.

of course it's not, all women are whores

Are you the best goy? Have you been marked by the beast?

That was an obvious viral ad campaign for the site. Blows my mind so many people struggle to see it.

>Air Force

Wtf get out of here literally the coast gaurd and officers dunk on you for being soft.

Yes, the army fucking blows.

t.army

Chairforce. LOL. “We need more money to build the runway.” Phoneposted from the new golf course.

You'd make a fine JROTC faggot and produce premium-quality tears in basic.

...

Lol chairforce

Yes. It is good money although the lifestyle kinda sucks.

Conscript here like 80% of finnish males. Elite-tier communication specialist.

In Finland you are not consireded as man if you select civil service instead of army. Army stories are very popular among finnish males. I had fun in the army although living in the forest with -25C temperatures didn't feel so nice back then but afterwards those memories are golden.

Conscription is kinda slavery but it's the only way to defend ourself against Russia since we have long border and just 5mil people. In Finland you have to go to army(6,9,12 months depending your position) or civil service(12 months. You will go to prison for 6 months if you refuse both but nowdays it's usually home arrest with ankle monitor. You can get exemption from service for medical reasons if you fake being loony/depressed/suicidal.

That feel when I don't know a single marriage that came into the army that wasn't broken up by infidelity or the guy is pathetic and gets cucked anyway.

That feel when the women are the pinnacle of whores but somehow fucking the entire platoon isn't a disapline/moral issue.

That feel when army is peak clown world.

A good 90% of the active USAF comes here. Some for work others for pleasure. And the weirdo intel fucks tend to hang out on /d/ for fun

If the army gave me a brand new imac pro or dell precision workstation laptop for signing up i'd sign up today.

Sämma här :---DDDDD

>clown world

You can get ~$5000 or more in signup bonuses, which can buy you your faggot electronics.

>I don't want him finding out
>picture of self with child on tinder.

I have extreme difficulty believing this isn't a troll.

Tfw you realize the ones getting promoted are the ones with big shoes and red noses...

Suomi on paras

kek

But i want free shit not money

Disgusting

yes

Tried, didn't make it through basic. Tried my fuckin ass off too. I just wasn't good enough to serve.

...

>tfw when you wonder about just straightup coming in wearing clown makeup one day and screeching about accepting your sexuality when the shirt tells you to unfuck yourself

I could be an hero to the progressive nu-air force

Mandatory conscription. Served 9 months, but I had connections so I was lazing all day at some medical factory for 7 of them.
Grand strategy games, Disgaea games, Persona 3 and 4, tons of dota and MMOs and endless gigabytes of anime.
I bought a psvita and a 3ds during it, even though I had a beefy laptop and we had a ps3 on the main hall.
In retrospect, it made me even more of a weeb and videogame/internet addict than I used to be before, although it was tons of fun, even the first 2 months that were actually serious.

LOL. You have never been deployed. All the married guys start using spray on tan on their ring fingers before they even get on the plane. Half the reason they are eager to go is to get away from the crazy bitch at home. You are only seeing half the story.

Nah. It was the dream growing up. Every summer me and my third cousin played war in the forrests or hunted moose with our toy-rifles.

Then the commies got a real hold of my country, so when I got to high-school, I got a letter saying that I was not registered for conscription. And I had just started getting my dick sucked, so i didn't care.

Today I would never go to war for the Jude. I can protect my family, that is all that matters.

idk I kinda liked it. Of course I had a fun MOS in artillery

Tfw I actually considered it to make 0-5.

What's the name of the video?

The other half

Where the hell did you go that they had women around to fuck? No one was spray tanning their ring finger in my RCP.

What is basic like? Do you get stationed at border after basic or something like that? How is the service itself? Your comrades? Your NCOs? Your commanders? Is there a sense of national pride and unity, or does everyone bully each other while just trying to put on a show for a paycheck like in America?

Is there lots of fighting? Is there lots of incest (with the integrated females)? Is there lots of ill tempered men causing shit all the time for no reason? Is there people always stealing your shit like niggers do here?

I've seen the types of fag they take in the army.
There is still so much of much damage that could be done to such people. Too much gaiety in their hearts. You guys throw away important things like uniformity within the army for the sake of social diversity. The consequences are not severe enough, a soldier who fools around should be executed to give the example. As a soldier your life is nothing and you must accept it for the sake of the greater good. A real soldier doesn't have a self. A tranny is a mountain of self. You (the west) train weak soldiers, whatever the fuck you think about it.

Yes, light machinegunner here. Did 11 months of conscription as is the practice here in Estonia.

Yea, we win all the wars because of our weak soldiers.

Fukkin do it. I'd follow any O that did that and I'd go anywhere they ordered. Since they had the 100% O-5 rate for us last year none gives a fuck any more about it.

...

Ramirez! Secure that Mcdonalds.

Send me your paycheck, I'll send you free shit that you could have bought with the money. My fee is reasonable.

You haven't won shit since the 40's and even then you were on the wrong side.

nah i had a seizure after a 2 month endless drinking binge that led me to have a seizure and i ended up in detox for 3 days. so i cant join. a tranny can though so have fun with that

seriously? I'd get at least 2 years out of you guys. Some scrub who has only been there 6 months isn't going to stop any sort of russian advance

Only if we get to cuddle naked maybe more

Deployment is fun, garrison life varries depending on your leadership.

Panama. Just Cause. Not one marriage survived and no single guy went home without getting married. Even my admin officer who proudly claimed he would NEVER get married was married by the time they DEROS’d. Actually I had TWO that did that. I am have been the only one who was still married to the same person when I left.

Keep reaching.

Okay, so, not a real deployment.

only if you smell nice

You realize the military since Vietnam is just more feul for the spic-nig cycle right?

I do

Her name is Selena Vargas
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5599f0bc38ea0

Meant to quote

It was called a “war” and they even gave merit badges but, yeah, it was kind of an “Apocalypse Now” kind of war.

It is not up to debate.
Uniformity is important in the army. Vital to the mindset.

I remember the movie full metal jacket and thought it was good that one of the retard died during exercise because he stoop up, real bullets, real dead. Sure it's a movie but for the sake of the example.
I think a good commander should always look forward to the first sacrifice to set the example, with a little thirst for it.

currntly in the IDF

23 people died. It was not a fucking war.

You would like Starship Troopers.

navy user here. we unironically look for mcdonalds every time we get into port. could be in some awesome tourist spot with all these awesome resteraunt available and 80% of the crew will flock to McDonald's. if there isn't a mcdonalds or something similar they will all just get drunk. it's retarded

I'm one of the people in this photo.

Who am I Sup Forums

On OUR side. We seriously fucked up the PDF. The way war SHOULD be.

ya, my unit was pretty chill until my last year, we got this prick captain from infantry i think who kept us on edge at all times.

Also she did a second porn video as well.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a9a9a55d594d

the nigger

Glasses

Superman, obviously.

Blue shirt glasses

fifty


six

Which school or hospital are you going to blow up next?

You dont even know

Those tattoos are awful, good God.

Yeah, but I don’t remember what she did.

Army chicks are wild.

Yes.

He was a cool dude though

Elite cuck-tier diver.

...

...

okay then

Cooool

No. I tried once but I was too late, already over the maximum age.

I must be some god