Don't forget to eat your cake every day

Don't forget to eat your cake every day.

I prefer Mizuki honestly.

Cake thread is lonely, just like the cakes.

Not necessarily.

I prefer JuiCe.

For added freshness, keep them in the fridge.

But don't eat the same cake every day, it's unhealthy.

You'll get fat if you eat cake everyday.

Wish I had a cake to eat.
Most cakes are a droopy mess. When will anime be real.

i wanna make a lonely cake fat!

No, my body will become fat if I eat my cake every day.

I want a cake to eat me

Go back to Soviet Russia.

Get into the music business. Apparently, there are tons of hungry cakes.

Begone, old hags!

pedos fuck off

we already have a thread. go there and post pics pls

We must go sweeter.

Just about 10 weeks until christmas, boys. Get out there and start laying traps!

Would cake like to be with younger student without money?
It's very important question.

What would you do to make your cake's heart go doki doki?

hold her hand as we lay in bed under a warm duvet and rub our noses together

They already have enough trouble finding a man as is. It'll only be harder for them if they get fat.

I like cakes

i need a manga where the cake wins so bad

If she won, she wouldn't be a cake.

>implying i wouldn't fatten them up to drive off other thirsty anons and then take her for myself

See

>Implying there aren't Anons who would want her more if she had wide hips and a potbelly

what would she be?

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Happy.

I don't know, what do you call a cake after it's been eaten?
>inb4 shit
Don't be mean

Pls no.
t. soviet russian

2D cakes entrap you.
>entice you with sake and pleasant conversation
>end up ensnared in a tangle of limbs and gooey parts

Sake is gross, I prefer beer.

cakes are for pump and dump, only beta virgin nerds fall in love or marry them.

Be flexible.

>You will never hang out with a cake and hit it off
>You will never give her your number
>She will never agonize over calling/texting you too early because she doesn't wanna seem desperate
>She will never invite you over
>You will never enjoy a shared taste in movies and film together
>You will never tease her cat
>She will never do something slightly awkward that you don't even notice but she thinks is the end of the world
>You will never meet her married friends who not-so subtly thank you for being her boyfriend because they were getting tired of sobbing phone calls at 3AM by an emotional womanchild who just finished binging on romantic comedies & ice cream while regretting spending her whole youth studying
>You will never look up at the stars together
>You will never play games together
>She will never be like a cool nee-san to your younger siblings
>You will never encounter her parents
>Her dad will never shake your hand while her mom smirks with a look that says "TOLD YOU she isn't a lesbian!"
>She will never gush over young children you meet
>She will never get flustered when you realize you're the only guy she's ever been with
>You will never have voracious, clingy, "my biological clock is ticking" sex together
>You will never read manga together
>She will never admit how lonely it all was before you

fag

delete

What's a cupcake?

>Implying you even need to trap a cake

What if I'm a male cake?

So they're the perfect fit for Sup Forumsnons, is what you're saying.

Our only option is enjo kosai.

That's not an option, I'm poor. I'll go a rich cake who needs a house husband.

How do you approach cakes without outing yourself as a creep?

>used goods
>guy graduated from Chad uni

Just be nice.

Just use a smooth pick-up line.
>Hey, baby, are you a Pisces? Because I want to sniff your butt.

>the realization that as you grow older the 2D girls you once would've considered old hags are now your own age or younger, and it'll only keep getting worse

The kind of retards who call "old hags" peoples still in their fucking 20s are always the ones who end up aging the hardest

Karmic justice

At some point 31 is just right.

Only if she drinks my yogurt everyday.

Cakes are made for pump and dump.

Latest "Miyuyu on Monday" image. (Anime soon, I hope.)

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If cakes are so good why are they single?

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ta be taiiiiiii

>start nearing cake eating age
>desperate single cakes in bars give me looks
>sometimes they're not single
>mfw

Well they're 2D, and thus inherently pure. (Physically, if not mentally.) Also, peak ripeness.

Your cake's pussy you mean OH SHIT GOTTEM

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Is it a cake if she's thousands of years old?

It would have to be alcoholic yogurt.

I want to meet a cake that has a family and children and she falls in love with my cock so badly she abandons her family to be with my cock.

Definitely, and I think she's only in the hundreds

>cake that has a family and children
Think really hard about what you just wrote there.

>un-neet myself
>date a bunch of real life cakes
>it's nothing like Sup Forums's ara ara fantasies
>experienced women are a lot less of a pain in the ass to live with

>Get out there and start laying traps!

You know Sup Forums is going to take that advice the wrong way, right?

How are cakes born when it's so easy to date as a woman?

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By not being fucking real, chum. This is Sup Forums, not /soc/.

Because they wanted 2D bishie chad or harem protagonists and got nothing.

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I see what you did there but I don't think the kind of people who love older women are the kind of people who are also into traps.

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Agreed. I'm equally attracted to the cakes and the lolis, but hate traps

Why is this woman drooling? That's undignified for a lady of her age!

edgiest manga I've ever read

Wow you haven't read much manga then newfriend

who is is this darling? must know

She's the cinderella girl.

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Well?

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I want to meet a cute OL.

>a cute idOL

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25+ is not old.

>t. cake

Kotori would be the best of the two worlds!

I don't get why they treat her like an old woman when she's only 28 years old.

S-sauce?

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I am literally dying to see more Kotori.