CHEEKY LEFT HOOK FROM TOMMY SHLOMO. FACKIN LOVELY THAT WAS.
Landon Parker
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Landon Watson
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Jaxon Murphy
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John Cook
Stop the EU from claiming responsibility for the European Space Agency Keep Britain in the ESA Keep the ESA independent >Keep the ESA independent
Cameron Rodriguez
How's the gen z(those born after 2000) in Britain?
Jonathan Clark
I've never met one.
Landon Turner
space is a waste of money desu
Hunter Adams
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Jaxson Miller
Cancerous.
Owen Price
wannabe yardies
Eli Mitchell
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Jack Jones
We're still waiting
Matthew Howard
About 300 years after the African scramble, we're going to see a Lunar scramble of a Russian-Chinese Space agency, NASA, and the ESA trying to colonise as much of the moon and put it under their control and influence as possible. I don't want Britain to miss out on that. We're going to be the galactic equivalent of the Roman Empire, spreading civilization and life through the stars, and you can make damn well sure humans across the universe will still be eating fish and chips and claiming not to be like the burgers.
Kevin Ortiz
It'll all be robots lad, they won't give a fuck about you
As long as they're British robots, I'll be satisfied and not give three quarters of a sheep shit
Oliver Carter
-=+=-Official brit/pol/ poster tiers-=+=-
>*Gone but not forgotten tier* YKTD Designated Leftist
>*Tfw when your to inteligent for this general tier* WN
>*Irrelevant virgin tier* Steerpike Rightly So C O P E Eddie Not Bomber Rimmer
>*Faggot virgin tier* Meme merchant
>*Guest posters tier* Anonymongs
Jace Cooper
I'm going to set my willy on fire with paraffin and put it up your arse m8
Brayden Bailey
Wakanda is actually located in Croydon
Zachary Anderson
No, you aren't listening, Britain is going to build a Dyson Sphere. R-right?
Cooper Murphy
Britain is dead you stupid morons.
Joshua Sanchez
wanna come bevvying in town lad I'll be there later
Austin Bell
Mars is rightful British Clay
Ayden Price
The only way to get the best of luck with the following areas of interest, you can see that the UK robots, I am not going to fuck off to bed now and again in case of the electorate, and the judiciary, are the property of their respective owners and the other side of the river and the Sacraments be duly ministered according to Christ's ordinance
Evan Murphy
Eddie will get you drunk with your own money and insist on "mutual touching" then you'll wake up in a hedge with no trousers on with a sore arse
Jayden Garcia
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Caleb Morales
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a terrible slam You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Eddie sitting next to you, clutching his penis, face contorted with lust. A sticky fluid lies pooled on the floor at the footwell of the KIA. Eddie whispers your name, begging for you. You scream louder than a pack of Deanos singing Chelsea Dagger. You raise your hand to his chest to try to get him to stop. But his urges are too much for him to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood. Suddenly you remember the bulge in his pants. Fear drives through you, you try to open the car door, you don't have much longer left before Eddie overpowers you. Using his belly as an impromptu stool, you grab at the door handle but Eddie has enabled the child lock. At first, He tries to shout even louder in rage, but soon his immense bulk is atop you, reducing your screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable fear, you try to bite down on his little willy to stop his assault - Now you’re in pain too. With each thrust he makes, he punches you're throat even harder, it feels like he’s gonna knock your teeth right of your arsehole. Eventually, the rage subsides for Eddie and he his blows begin to relent in their fury. Now it seems almost as if he’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel Eddie's vast greasy stomach engulf you, his cheesy folds spreading over your body and his penis penetrating you. Clearly he's excited now. Suddenly, he begins to thrust and shake like the rickety old vehicle he has trapped you in, you are unable to escape from his grasp in time. He busts his steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing the blackened and shiny car seats as if it was Mosley being shown the ground. Semen stains your jeans along with your back and most of your bruised neck. He calls you a nonce.
Dylan Ross
Got called a shill for the worst goalposting ever in outer/pol/.
Grayson Hernandez
popped a chubby readig this, I want eddie to use me
Nathaniel Davis
> He can't spell intelligent > Doesn't know the difference between your and you're You were educated by your mom and you're a complete fucking idiot.
Levi Adams
brown
Owen Thompson
Newfag
Charles Morgan
>roll 6d and turn to p88
Austin Carter
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Landon Clark
>australian flag Obviously.
Dylan Gray
Starting to regret texting all my ex's
Hunter Wilson
kys
Jonathan Powell
good afternoon laddos
Ethan Nelson
Just had a cheeky shit and smeared it all over my face, anyone fancy a pint at the local?
Andrew Torres
kek
Jordan Clark
Will you convert to Anglicanism for me again?
Brandon Bennett
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Luis Clark
-=+=-Official brit/pol/ poster tiers-=+=-
>*Gone but not forgotten tier* YKTD Designated Leftist Rightly So
>*Tfw when your to inteligent for this general tier* WN
>*Based virgin tier* Caesar Salah Eddie
>*Irrelevant virgin tier* Steerpike Honk
>*Faggot virgin tier* Meme merchant
>*Guest posters tier* Anonymongs
>*Nigger faggot cuck cunt tier* C O P E
Parker Garcia
I wish I was a Virgin
Lincoln Brown
A nice tug from Are Jo while Brendan is in the office raping the newest Oxfam intern.
Kevin Cook
>in the same category as Steerpike that will do
Levi Richardson
fuckinel lad I only wanted a few pints not a paragraph
Caleb Brooks
Come to think of it Faggot Virgin would be the most accurate category.
Jacob Wright
In honesty, If we were to colonize space and leave the blacks behind, Sup Forums would probably by all for it
Kayden Richardson
that is technically untrue
Jack Gray
Lurv um fucken sikhs a do.
Christian Butler
the average space colony would be more diverse than a bus in south london. most of the people into space exploration atm are massive liberals like musk
Christian Fisher
wait your @realgypo i thourght you was a new nameposter
Brayden Price
What'll be diverse is our hybrids when a Type 3 civilisation fucks us.
it gave me sum spanish bird or summink innit. vocaroo error. think someone ended up with a Sosijrollpost somewhere on the internet
Cameron Edwards
Somebody make some OC of me, cheers.
Camden Parker
Why did Tommy punch that sweet and innocent refugee?
James Garcia
>Implying we should start our own No matter the cost, it'll be worth it.
Evan Ward
not relevant enough desu. more has been made of me
Aiden Wood
You are lower than Eddie, no one cares enough about you to even make memes
Kevin Foster
What are you doing with your lives lads? What do you want to accomplish before year's end?
Angel Brown
: (
Joshua Cruz
Why is Dawkins such a cuck?
Owen Walker
eat 200 pregabalin and 8 greggs sausage rolls and then fade into oblivion.
Jose Lewis
I can see there being a new generation war between Millenials vs Gen z. Britain your millenials are extremly dangerous to your society.
Luis Collins
How the fuck are they +4?
Parker Russell
Depends how Brexit goes. Really it is becoming a bigger deal socially than it ever needed to be. Same with Trump.
Jace Stewart
100 YEAR TORY REICH
Get a few steak bakes too lad
Joseph Rivera
How do we stop celebrities commenting on current affairs? It's always this brainlet shit that they end up spewing >This fire simbolises the whole cuntry, cuz its on fire What a commentator
Ryder Robinson
>Same with Trump.
Don't be duped by the ameridiots on Sup Forums and r*ddit. Trump is a neocon and is worse than our pm when it comes to controlling immigration, hell he can't even deport illegal mexican who have been in the us for too long.
Zachary Nelson
Why bother hiding it, after all.
Mason Cox
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ayden Richardson
I'm making no statement about him nor policy, etc., just that he is being made too relevant by those who apparently dislike him.
Reckon Corbyn will condemn it?
Jackson Collins
>Reckon Corbyn will condemn it? Yeah, in the same style he said he voted for remain.
Carson Torres
Despite cons being total liberal treacherous shit labour have gone so far down the left wing tunnel they're alienating their own voters wholesale and are campaigning to fuck brexit which most of it's constituencies are furious about.
Joseph Allen
How is Labour far left exactly?
Julian Kelly
Hiding what?
Hudson Reed
Fucking baffles me how Labour is still that high six months on.
Isaiah Gomez
people still fall for the vote x to keep out y meme