The reason for me is that the average American is unbearable to handle. The average American: >eats pure shit >is ugly as shit >is a high functioning alcoholic >thinks they are the main character in their own movie >shapes their worldview from their favorite movies >doesn’t even exercise the rights our founding fathers gave us, just follows the retarded brainwashed herd >doesn’t even exercise >literally has not read a book outside of high school/college, maybe ever >thinks anything wholesome, intelligent or peaceful is boring and for “old people” >hears pure static when they hear classical music >vacations in Florida/Colorado/France in the most boring tourist traps and claims they’re having a cultural experience >can’t even point different countries on a map yet alone states >thinks nature is boring >comes from work in their overpriced SUV and watches some disgusting degenerate shit like game of thrones, drinks wine, and then falls asleep with their fat spouse who they will divorce in 8 years
And of course I’m excluding the 10% of people in this country that have the ability to think for themselves:
Xavier Harris
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Aaron Roberts
I hate OP for being a faggot.
John Jenkins
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Jack Cruz
What a fucking faggot yuropoor thread; if you hate here then fucking leave and let the door hit you on your way out you fucking shithead.
Congratulations on pissing me off; this is now a burger dump.
Zachary Miller
Moar burgers
Easton Cox
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Nolan Kelly
Should have been a real American, OP
Noah Walker
boss burger
Ethan Long
Brooklyn burger
Easton Hall
Camelot Burger!
Justin Allen
Casanova burger
Carter Hill
>OP mad AF he cant be a swole 7ft tall 400lb bear mode monstrosity
Jaxson Davis
Amerifat burger
Isaiah Lewis
Who's that burger? burger
Luke Murphy
American Man burger
Matthew James
What place and do the burgers they serve even remotely look that good?
Brody Richardson
Embrace the inner burger and become a real American
Cameron White
My country is full of scrounging free loading big state worshipping cucks.
I love my nation, it’s history. England’s green and pleasant land etc. Feel pride that we were such a juggernaut for such a long time. That everyone speaks our language because despite being so small we cucked the entire planet for a century.
But god damn I hate the commie gibs cuck bootlickers that are my countrymen.
Ayden Howard
Wisconsin.
Christian Davis
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Adam Lewis
Fuuck you know thats good beef
Oliver Reyes
Become an American so you can hate your countrymen for being liberal cucks AND enjoy burgers.
Nicholas Jones
brainwashed quasi-commies
Andrew Davis
cheese comes from wisconsin, beef comes from texas.
Jacob Lewis
Shut the fuck memeflag.
Cooper Phillips
look at this fucking beast. this kind of obesity has to be a mental illness. Like at what point do you recognize your weight gain as a problem and make changes to your diet?
Is it at 40, 60, 80, 100 lbs?
A 6 foot male should be around 185lbs. When you're 6 foot and 350+? Where did you go wrong?
Michael Rogers
Pioneer burger
Isaiah Lopez
That guy is way taller than 6ft you deranged manlet
Blake Nguyen
>6 ft >185 lbs Holy shit do you float away in a strong breeze?
Kayden Taylor
Eat more burgers.
Elijah Wilson
to be honest though, that guy is more likely to be 6 foot 8
Brayden Diaz
Did you know there are two primary styles of burger patties? There is the "smashed" burger, which is a patty pressed thin on the griddle, and the "trad" i.e. chad burger, which is a thick patty flame-grilled to medium rare.
Isaac Rivera
fucking lib jew faggots
David Mitchell
Sous vide is also an acceptable method of making chad burgers.
Jonathan Johnson
Nah, im 6'6 and i dont sit anywhere near that high in a plane seat, my bet is closer to 7' even.
Angel Nguyen
Le waldorf burger.
Mason Rivera
cheesehead burger.
Nathan Perry
A regular burger.
Angel Perry
>>thinks they are the main character in their own movie I don't understand what you mean by this? Everyone is the main character in their own movie.
Leo Moore
A big burger for you.
Nicholas Perry
looks like a bulldog with floppy jowls
Aaron Brooks
imagine how cucked you have to be to not be the protagonist of your own story.
Zachary Anderson
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Kevin Johnson
Imagine being so much of a mutt that when someone insults you for being an uncultured, fat, self-centered waste of space your response is to spam hamburgers.
Dominic Rogers
>when you have had 5 guys with an all black male staff
Gabriel Ward
I don't have to imagine.
Jordan Lee
For dessert.
Noah Green
I only hate Croats from Bosnia and Herzegovina
>corrupt, tribalistic, don't use vowels properly in their bastardized version of the language, square shaped heads, atrocious accent, unshakable fetish for Germany in every sense, no taste whatsoever in cars and architecture when building houses, loud as fuck..
Anthony Phillips
And now to answer the real questions: Is ravioli a sandwich?
Julian Sullivan
Imagine thinking this is an accurate representation of Americans after having your perception warped this bad by the internet
Anthony Edwards
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Ian Cruz
you literally described a typical asshole in every country, dipshit.
Make fun of our weight or getting shot, some more, will ya? You don't do good outside of the typical american memes.
Jacob Lopez
want to know how I know you're a inner city fag?
Luke Collins
>when others have adopted your teachings of burgerposting
Elijah Cruz
No, a sandwich is an idea, not a fixed quota. If you look at something and it seems like a sandwich, it is. If you look at something and it doesn't seem like a sandwich, it isn't. There isn't any deep meaning behind it. If you show the average person something and they don't immediately go "oh a sandwich", then its not. Stop trying to be overly deep fag.
Eli Scott
if that was the average American wouldn't most everyone on that bus look like him?
Jose Nguyen
I live in the US currently and 100% agree with OP. You people are revolting, loudmouthed, drunken buffoons and I can't wait to move back to Europe. Hopefully we will ban you disgusting cultureless monkeys soon.
based black guy #maga #burgers
Bentley Thomas
>shitposting about inner cities and faggots >posts in'n'out You don't know SHIT about burgers, ingrate. Get the hell out of my thread and go back to honey bbq chicken sandwiches.
Owen Hill
Nah nigger every point you made was projected by movies to make kids seem like that faggot you’re doing what you’re accusing of >not all blacks >not all muslims Well not all americans faggot Not all rednecks Not all whites Your brittle logic is a two way street
Nathan Harris
If you live in a Marshall Plan vassal state, you live in america.
Connor Phillips
Checked Checked Again
Luke Bennett
nippon hotdoggos are so cute!
Gabriel Rogers
Educate yourself.
Kevin Turner
Slowly but surely we are coming back
Matthew Phillips
Everything from Japan is cute.
Alexander Reed
>is a high functioning alcoholic Would you rather us be low functioning alcoholics instead? Get the fuck out of here before I glass ya, cunt!
Gavin Powell
Remember to eat a balanced diet.
Ryder Hernandez
wrong image.
Kevin Rodriguez
Don't you bring my burgers into this. Its all the major food groups in one hand held delight for those of us on the go working hard to continue dominating the planet. Sorry bout the butthurt, yuropoors just can't compete.
Chase Ortiz
Well, you tried. I guess you let pictures think for you on a regular basis, don't you?
Isaiah Foster
Looks pretty good to me
Ryan Lewis
Quads, triples, doubles He is with us and he loves burgers. Shadilay friends!
David Jones
>Is lower caste
That pretty much covers the only class of my own countrymen I hate.
Brayden Sanchez
You're so fucking lefty you can't even tell what is a sandwich or not. Sandwiches are not an "idea" any more than race is a "social construct". Faggot.
Luke Ross
I agree with Pajeet.
Cooper Thomas
Ah, getting mad now, aren't you C:
Charles Wilson
You’re supposed to buy two seats if you’re that big. Cheap fat fuck
Hudson White
I'd call it a dumpling.
Ayden Lopez
A good chef is never angry.
Daniel Hill
Sounds like the chad, you virgin.
Samuel Ward
Some autistic actually took the time to make that utterly vapid image...
David Scott
>it's a dumpling!
Carter Barnes
>get a load of this goy, he cares what he eats!
Andrew Collins
>thinks nature is boring
No way man, have you send the outdoor trend the past couple of years? All the normies and their moms go into weekend warrior mode and "get off the grid" and away from the big city for selfies, campfires and yoga stretches. I want the trend to die. Nature used to be a refuge and I now I can't go ten feet on a trail without trash, words scrawled in rocks or sand, or those ridiculous rock piles that aren't marking trails.
FUCK I HATE NORMIES!
Also, if you drive a Subaru FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
Asher Fisher
Double burger double burger burger
Colton Robinson
Thanks for outing yourself as a bad chef then!
Parker Howard
I have to agree with the leaf on this one. >No, a sandwich is an idea, not a fixed quota. There isn't any deep meaning behind it. >Stop trying to be overly deep fag. Describes a sandwich philosophically and then says don't get too deep. KEK
Joshua Sanchez
>successfully identifies double double from in'n'out Fuck california.
Them's fightin' words, nigger.
Zachary Rivera
No Leafs yet? Ok, I'll go:
>no sense of a need for political awareness (outside Quebec) or national cohesion; valued social apathy; barely subsurface inferiority complex that exerts itself in shopping from (((merchants))) who simply put a maple leaf on their logo or commercial
Isaac Mitchell
why do amerilards like to mix potatoe chips with burgers and other food?
its disgusting
Adam Fisher
Post a selfie, pretentious asshole.
Jordan Davis
Papas fritas
Mason Thomas
In america, we think "degloving" peoples faces is disgusting. Different strokes for different folks, jose.
Brandon Lewis
1. that was a meme commercial from fucking john oliver 2. the contrast in texture and mouthfeel between the soft medium rare beef and crispy potato is surprisingly tasty, whereas iceberg lettuce offers very little satisfactory crunch. 3. Fuck Mexico.
Bentley Adams
kek, the movie stuff is on point. checked but
Asher Richardson
so you hate people for doing things that have nothing to do with you? gif related. do that.
Oliver Walker
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Ryder Lewis
It's disgusting when people prepare food with their own bodily fluids. Truly savage.
Grayson Jenkins
Average Canadian:
>anti pipeline >anti gun >anti nuclear >pro lgbtqiaap2s+ >pro diversity/multiculturalism >anti military (hence why ours is criminally underfunded) >pro trudeau >pro immigration >anti Christian >anti racist >pro Toronto or Vancouver >anti small town >anti northern canada