>muuh bundeswehr is weak
Fuck off nigger do you even realise how much sci fi tech we put in our new generation tank that make the use of everything else obsolete...
With our new tank we could conquer europe again withing days you stupid faggots.....
The US mutt goblino “““““army““““““ could not even reach europe before we would have taken over already
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>Singt und klatscht im Gefecht
Estonia alone has more force projection that germany
Like I've said BE AFRAID
>Sci fi tech
Oh no, not the vacuum cleaners!
The question is “Can Turks drive it?”.
>Holzkette
>taken out by genetically engineering super soldiers
> depleted uranium armor is bombarded by direct energy weapons... neutron beams, killing crew with ionizing radiation
> swarms of suicide bombing robots descend upon western armies
but
- the psykers arrive holding off the Chinese super weapons.
Whyaregermanswordslong
>gewaltlose kette
>expensive high tech tank
>thermonuclear war
Bringing a knife to a gun fight
Their typewriters had no space bar.
I hardly know any Kraut but when I saw "Vegetarische Gulaschkanone" I realized what was up. Got a chuckle out of me, Dieter.
Leopards are bad ass we have some, but your only allowed a defender force, so unless mama merkel gets her euro army your still stuck with blowing shitskins
Your animation is almost as powerful as Russias. Much power, such wow.
Defence*
Best ally.
>priorities of the Estonian army lay within establishing capabilities to operate beyond the borders of Estonia and participating in international operations.
Pretty funny, seems like they are even more delusional than we are.
Wird sicher ein Exportschlager.
Autismundtoomuchscheisseporn
>25% russian country thinks it has any ground to shit talk germany
lol
also digging the religionskonform mit integriertem gesichtschleier part
25% russian is better than 75% mudslime
That was the plan all along
Here the real prototype of our new generation tank
>2018 SCI-FI tech in tanks
>cupholders are still a mythological device to germans
Yeah I'm terrified
That camoflage demonstrates Darwinian natural selection to a tee.
>depleted uranium armor is bombarded by direct energy weapons... neutron beams, killing crew with ionizing radiation
That specifically doesn't work against DU armor. I suppose you might somewhat enrich the uranium and get them that way, but I'm no nuke physicist
They have to actually be able to move though
>we could conquer europe again withing days you stupid faggots
why dont you? Merk the merk.
>next leopard based construction
Jesus fucking christ are we the only European country that is working on the next generation construction? No wonder rheinmetal is considering moving to Poland.
My sides
>*smacks lips*
>*refuses to shoot her people in Mali*
"Guter Panzer"
>munition
>konfetti
>liebe
Kek.
well estonia is only 75% err estonian so I bet they think otherwise
Comparing german cars in USA and europa is like comparing mc donalds in USA and europa.... they're totally different for very different consumers with different laws
sure
wanna test it out with us
*blocks your entire military might*
We already occupy Germany though.
>The US mutt goblino “““““army““““““ could not even reach europe before we would have taken over already
lol haven't learned after losing two world wars to us?
poland would wreck your turkish shit in a week kek
>They are almost extinct.
>be german
>not expecting burgerland to have planted nukes all around germany during its 50 year occupation to stop the next chimpout dead in its tracks.
6 gorillion mark tank
vs
1 mark of copper wire and 1 discarded 120mm he round buried along road
Oh Vey!
Stop deluding yourself, the German military is even weaker than our non existant one
"Military convoy" is grossly ingenuous. The SPGs were on the backs of semi-trucks and I'm assuming the group was pulled over because they weren't tied down properly.
Why don't you use them to attack the amerimutt bases in your country and drive them out?
grossly disingenuous*
this based burger needs a Constitutional Amendment to protect his right to bear bantz
>Germany doesn't rely 100% on the American military for protection from Russia
Yes mutt still your military got cucked by our stupid police haha
You really think your "Konfetti" ammunition is going to do anything but start a gay rapefugee party?
Fite me!
Merkel literally cried when the mutts put sanctions on russia.... we're here VERY VERY russia friendly and we have a perfect realationship because they need our money and we need their gas and oil.... america is super pissed about the planned pipelines from russia to germany.... putin can speak german for fucks sake and our last chancellor got a high ranking job at a russian gas firm.....
We love each other but muttica is scared that we both united would be unstoppable
Ever heard of Nato?
>2 poles sitting on a bicycle in there
Muuh tank
>Germany isn't a vassal state of the USA
Neger
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>Germany isn't a vassal state of America
Absolutely that's why we're building an eu army now to get the subhuman mutts OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL
>youtu.be
>Leopard 2 is goo~
Its max speed is 30 km/h. You wouldnt be able to conquer shit before the US army got there
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Every chancellor since WWII has to accept a document that says the winners of WWII USA and soviet union aka russia have a right to take total control over everything here if they feel like it.....
We're absolutely not free sure
Sticky bomb. Once your treads are out and you pop your top...have a day hans. Also,chem sticky.
Pretty funny actually nice and saved
>slow 30km/h tank makes nice juicy target for CAS
>rest of the world still leagues behind U.S. in air superiority
TACP's are gonna love your tank.
German troops lack discipline even more than Americans do.
Doesn't everyone?
post capital ships
>poland would wreck your shit in a week kek
Yes, exactly like the last time...
>niggers in Berlin 1945
derp
...
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Yes, exactly like the last two times
Also, 1980 just called, you lost. Cry more,bitch kraut.
“It doesn't matter the size of the dog in the fight, rather the size of the fight in the dog.”
That's not a nigger, it's just Italian-American.
That jew goblin shot himself out of pure cowardace after his meds were gone.
let's see how many (You)'s this gets
>Wickeltisch
At least you can touch ours
>crew of 4
Stay pleb.
Also somebody needs to photoshop liberator face onto this
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>t. wordlet
All of Eu has less than 7k battle tanks .
Do you have a point you nigger?
Didn't I read not long ago that the German military is ridiculous under prepared.
That if there was any sort of major conflict Germany would be able to send nothing..
If there was ever going to be an EU army, make no mistake, it would be French.
Laughinggirls.jpg is the only response to manlet germany.
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Air to ground missiles have essentially made tanks obsolete, sorry Hans it might have been a good tank 70 years ago.
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>size of the fight in the dog
That's even smaller than their military in this case
15% of those under the age of 32 are muslim in germany and it's expected to go up
>Poland
>Won
>Twice
Ohh come on leaf you can't be this retarded...
Fuck yeah tanks.
Looks like the old starships except doubl the height and bulkier. Easy 2/10 for this POS
All tanks welcome.
I might be posting some American but anyone who wants please post your country's tanks.
I remember seeing a really good edit of this with the liberator face somewheres
WATCH THE VID FAGGOTS
I've seen firecrackers that make a bigger bang, fraulein
What are you gonna throw at us this time?
A well organized army, with a mighty military complex backing it? An army with true Prussian military tradition and discipline? Working like a single unified unit as envisioned by Bismarck?
Or a small bunch of underfed soyboy cucks with broom sticks painted black, mixed in with ahmeds ready to desert the moment they get their rifle and use it to mug people on the streets?
Your own people don't even want to fight for the sake of their country! They say so openly in overwhelming numbers.
Shut up and suck some turk dick, cuck.