Trump's Dick Pics will be released soon

Making a thread because fuck it.

How many times am I going to have to explain this shit to you cunts? The entire leak was Trumps idea. The buildup to what this is going to be was premeditated by Trump. It's John Miller 2.0, only this time, irrefutable proof will be provided.

Everyone will see a dick pic of Trump. Everyone will have that image in their head when they:
1. Visit the oval office
2. Negotiate legislation
3. Meet diplomatically with him
4. Get into a Twitter spout with him domestically or internationally.

Trump wants this more than you know. Can you imagine what will happen when shills start plaguing his Twitter feed with nonsense, and everyone that loves/supports Trump responds to shills with Trumps swinging cock memes that are certain to be created from this hilariously fortuitous (planned) news cycle?

Trump is a God damned genius.

>In B4 he's trying to hide it from Melania
Hint, you fucks; she doesn't care
>In B4 "Muh Evangelicals"
Love the sinner, hate the sin
>In B4 he couldn't pay the lawyer to pay the chick hush money
Lawyer did it on his own volition
>InB4 the lawyer couldn't have done it on his own
If it's claimed on his tax return as a "gift", it's 100% legal. EVEN IF TRUMP TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT.

The NDA was perfectly legal, and someone decided that they wanted to break it. Breaking it was discussed between the parties involved, and it's going to generate tons of news cycles for weeks/months to come. The pornstar gets to say she fucked a soon-to-be sitting president, and The President gets to have his dick plastered all over the fucking internet; without getting in trouble for doing it himself, mind you.

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youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU
youtube.com/watch?v=ouO6GONuBYE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Hehehehehehehehehe.... My fucking sides. It's so insane, it might just work.

Look at this collage and tell me Trump isn't a fucking mad genius. He got the female vote, and that was after a video of him saying you can even grab 'em by the pussy.

Sounds plausible. Didn't LBJ have a habit of whipping out his dick during Oval Office meetings to intimidate people? I could see Trump doing something similar.

I only buy Haggar pants, myself.
youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU

OMG, this is going to happen, isn't it?

For what purpose ? (Iam brainlet sorry)

Psychological intimidation. Everyone that meets with Trump will have an image of his massive schlong in the back of their mind.

This. I'm sorry, but it's a fucking genius move. In the meantime, the Democrat party is left being the standard bearers of a "morality" they cannot even grasp.

if he did this and pardoned shrekli he'd be a legend for everyone lmao

Yeah, op has me convinced. This is 100% what Trump wants. It just fits him.

I'm telling ya. He was testing the waters with this shit:
youtube.com/watch?v=ouO6GONuBYE

My last digit determines Trump’s dick length

>Trump

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Six inches isn't enough, rolling!

Surprised nobody has deep fake'd trump into a compromising video yet.

Gooch or no re-election

You've seen the Kanye video. It was fairly convincing, though admittedly a fake.

>trumpkin faggots can't wait to see a grizzled old cock

HE'S TRYING TO HIDE HIS MICRO-PEEPEE

This
It's getting pathetic

Thats a little silly, i just cant wait to fingerwave at leftist hypocrites who attack him for whats between his legs/something he cant control

Once they start doing that they will make it clear what their real intentions are

THEY CAN'T WAIT TO FAP THEIR ANUSES TO THE PICS

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