ITT, we write Shkreli a letter

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Release the evidence against HRC.

anheropls

We're gonna use meme magic to get you pardoned.

I'll start.

niggers

we know yous a good boy

poor trashy

You gotta pay the toll.

Buddha said attaining Nirvana shouldn't last no longer than 7 years under proper guidance

if you drop the soap, will you die?

>meme magic

Dindu nuffin

*take

Your streams had some golden moments.

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VTL was an inside job. AXON did 9/11

Beatles

>duhhhh luhhhk at muhh GEHT PRIAIZ KEK

checked

Can somebody link his Amazon wishlist?
I want to send him some books.

I heard your sentence was 14 days, but they brought it up by 5000%.

I sincerely doubt he actually said that.

> lel if you're doing it right you'll achieve enlightenment within seven years
> one year passes
> WTF WHY AM I NO CLOSER TO NIRVANA

Never gonna make it.

retard

Guys in jail like pornmags more than anything.

That would only be 714 days. Confirmed retard.
He's a multi-millionaire, he's probably got all he wants

That's what you get for trying to jew the jews

Maybe it's because you're not actually doing the practice?
I didn't know what you're asking

Canadian dog penis

Not my boy Shkreli.
I remember his list full of interesting books and some books he wanted to teach himself on coding, software development, security and so on. He stayed busy while he was locked up.

He doesn't want much then, because his apartment looked like shit during his livestreams.

And that you dindu nuffin

Just put a porn mag in there just in case, kay......guys gotta wank.

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Some people don't do the whole "lifestyle inflation" thing. He values intellectual pursuits instead of material possessions.

And that's one of the things i liked about him. The guy just seemed very genuine.

Dear Mr. Shkreli, you are the real deal
Hopefully, your lawyer gets you less time on appeal
You shouldn't be in there cuz you weren't naughty
I want you to make babies grow inside of my body

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u gay

*seven incarnations

>Not sighting genuine Buddhist writing
It took buddha 7-8 years of isolation to reach nirvana, he stated that upon ascention to the first stage of awakening it is a maximum of 7 incarnations until nirvana
source- the dhamapada

Dear Martin, lets go sue those smug Australian kids that synthesized your patented drug and made a big fuss about it on the news. I figure that was a pretty stupid thing for them to publicise. Synth the chemical, sure, but to tell everyone the successfully synthed your patented drug,
ka-fucking
ching!

nigging nog niggers

JEWS 9/11, NIGGERFAGGOT

Jews

I guess you can Wrekeli the Shkreli after all...

It pissed me off when the prosecution said that he was all about "his mansion, mazzeratis, cars" when Martin rents an apartment, doesn't own a car, and doesn't have a drivers license

gibs me dat get for free

Don’t drop the soap, faggot

WU-TANG

stretched

You can't outjew the jew and leave it at, you have to strike them down while they're weak, otherwise they'll just come back for you

chicks dig bad boys, congrats martin on a lifetime supply of pussy with your prison pass, maybe get a gay ass sleeve, woman love gay ass tattoo sleeves, you'll be swimming in so much puss you'll be wondering why you didnt go to prison sooner

Lysol

because

from Sup Forums with regards


/thread

i love you and all but i really want to listen to that wu tang album like you got no fucking idea
7 years bro, fuuuuck thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

KYS

Martin you idiot.
How did you even get caught? Ps and Qs stupid. Ps AND Qs!

Signed, Ralph

Sounds good. Someone type it up. Where does it get mailed to? The jail he's currently in?

OBAMA IS A FUCKING NIGGER!

Have you heard that steaming pile of shit they just put out? Wu is dead

Dear Martin Shekeli

I hope you get fucked in the ass every day

Hmmmm

vietnam

Niggers

underrated!

ESCAPE

Dear Martin, Release the evidence against HRC, we're gonna use meme magic to get you pardoned, nigger.
We know yous a good boy, poor trashy. You gotta pay the toll, Buddha said attaining Nirvana shouldn't last no longer than 7 years under proper guidance, if you drop the soap, will you die?
Your streams had some golden moments, I heard your sentence was 14 days, but they brought it up by 5000%, that's what you get for trying to jew the jews, canadian dog penis. I guess you can Wrekeli the Shkreli after all, but chicks dig bad boys, congrats martin on a lifetime supply of pussy with your prison pass, maybe get a gay ass sleeve, woman love gay ass tattoo sleeves, you'll be swimming in so much puss you'll be wondering why you didnt go to prison sooner

From Sup Forums, with regards
>How does it look, boys?

Pottery

wad is habbenin here

Surprisingly coherent, good work.

OH NONONONONO

He didn't believe in it, so I took it from him :^)

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> I heard your sentence was 14 days, but they brought it up by 5000%

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Wu-Tang

and

and...

and......

FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU

Kurac

make sure to no fap for 7 years

KOSOVO IS SERBIA

ONE DAY OUR PATIENCE WILL RUN OUT

MS13

and.........

HE approves.

ONE WORD PER POST, NEWFAGGOTS
do it right or don't do it at all

I once met an inmate with a tattoo of a topless babe... on his back.

DESU DESU DESU

AYO HOL UP

reddit

and............

AIDS2

Bubba

You blew it OP, forgot to say 1 word at a time

I hope you get raped in prison