/ptg/ President Trump General - FTFY Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
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>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
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>This Week @State 3/9/18
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>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
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>WH Video: FlotUS Melania meets Kyle Kashuv 3/8/18
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>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
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>Pres Trump signs Proclamations on Steel&Alum 3/8/18
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>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 3/8/18
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>AG Sessions on Fox 3/8/17
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/8/17
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>SoKo official announces lil kim bent the knee 3/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex Presser w/AU Chair Faki 3/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex Presser w/Ethiopia FM Gebeyehu 3/8/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/8/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Pres Trump at bean coalition summit 3/7/18
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>VP Pence in NE supporting Gov Ricketts 3/7/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in KY 3/7/18
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MAGA

AMERICAN-AUSSIE ALLIANCE STARTS NOW

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>Who is this guy? Where did he come from? What is going on?

CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

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Awoo~

FINAL EXAM TODAY
BRET GONNA TAKE IT

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Sup /ptg/. I'm just chilling in your Trump +20 House seat, flipping it blue on Tuesday, setting the stage for the blue tsunami in November. No biggie.

FRIENDSHIP WITH UK HAS ENDED

NOW AUSTRALIA IS MY BEST FRIEND

AWOO!

NEW EPISODE SOON!

I'm so ashamed of my state... both Pelosi and Feinstien are from here....

have you guys heard pelosi speak recently? Her mind is all fucked up and shit Trump might have ruined her

>visits NK before the UK

Thanks for baking, fren

A tame one would be the time I tied and gagged a gf and stuffed a vibe down the front of her pants so I could watch a football game in peace.

youtube.com/watch?v=HhIyHFDWdkU
>Hell my sadistic tendencies are a whole lot more offensive than liking healthy wombed ladies.
It speaks more to your character. It's my view that fetishes are just manifestations of deep insecurities and you seek to turn it into a pleasure to sedate you to it, rather than solving the insecurity and improving as a person. It was a sad conclusion to come to. No matter how much wanking I give up, how long I go without looking at porn, the lingering infestation will always be in the corner of my head. Until I improve as a person atleast. I don't know how to do that right now.
It's the Brooke Baldwin posting where she's ball gagged and teased with a hitachi until she submits to right wing beliefs.

>mfw that's actually just shit writing and grammar, not even counting the stupid shit it actually says

>Nooo this is bullshit!! I'll vote democrat now that'll show them!

She's like 80 and has Stage 4 cirrhosis on top of her TDS.

Feinstein is getting ousted though, I'd expect the DCCC to fund her replacement. I wonder what she did so bad.

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TrumpOP... y-you there?

Saturdays is our day.

What the fuck is Trump doing here?

Trump wants to renominate Chai Feldblum (Obama appointee) to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

That bitch has said things like this:
“there can be a conflict between religious liberty and sexual liberty, but in almost all cases the sexual liberty should win because that's the only way that the dignity of gay people can be affirmed in any realistic manner.”

Who the fuck convinced Trump this was a good idea? The Senate needs to vote this dyke down.

He lit himself on fire!!

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NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
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>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
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>I tied and gagged a gf and stuffed a vibe down the front of her pants so I could watch a football game in peace.
God I envy you

I wanted to play Kingdom Come Deliverance

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That's... AMAZING

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>tattoo

Thank fuck, mate.

I've posted a few times about how much we need to secure a deal with the US for a number of reasons, and was so relieved to see trump's tweet.

I'm sure it's the case with most nations, but between our two countries specifically I can see all the ingredients of a genuinely great deal for both countries.

HA!!!
That's true.
That's fucking awesome

thats fucked up man

N E W

Y O R K

V A L U E S

Get fucked, Evangelicals. Gay and here to stay.

...What?

>youtu;be/VixczNqPTVc
Looks like your but a ; where you should have; link invalid

B T F O
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Trump seems like he has been slipping lately

whatever nigga, do a better job then.
Let's see it.

>"Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli sentenced to 7 years in prison

He opened his first hedge fund at 23, then launched Retrophin five years later. In 2015, Shkreli infamously hiked — by 5,000 percent — the price of Daraprim, a life-saving drug for people with compromised immune systems. He has repeatedly maintained that his primary concern was company profit and investor returns. But detractors accused him of making the drug unaffordable to patients, many of them with HIV, while at the same time gouging insurance companies.

Less than a year later, the U.S. indicted him, accusing Shkreli of running his funds like Ponzi schemes. The evidence showed that Shkreli lied to investors over six years, by hiding the collapse of one fund and the near failure of a second, and by claiming to manage more than $125 million, when the real figure was closer to $1.1 million. He was also convicted of a separate scheme to secretly control Retrophin shares, but cleared of stealing company assets.

The judge previously ordered Shkreli to surrender $7.4 million in profits he made from his crimes. She also said any of his assets — including a Picasso, $5 million in a personal trading account, a one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album and shares in a drug company he once ran — could be used to meet the forfeiture if he doesn’t have enough available cash.

>Defrauds jewish investors
>Hikes price of life saving drug for aids victims by 5000%
>Taunts people with rare unreleased nigger album
>Threatens hair on democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton

I hope he reflects hard on his actions in pound me in the ass prison. He brought this upon himself.

I can take over baking if you want to take a break. I know you've baking all morning now

what kind of gag user?

Is Krauthammer dead?

I doubt she'll lose her seat, the California Democratic Party coudln't reach enough delegates endorse her because they said she was "too conservative."
But there are a lot of (((progressives))) running for her seat.

Half.

You you're aroused and possible have an erection?

The UK was never Americans friend those cunts are still mad US overtook them as world power.

Nope, I'm not that guy. That guy had to leave.

I'm just pinch baking. Thanks Chinky.

I *breathes in* hope *breathes out* so....

No!

He was O'Reilly's boy. Now that Bill is gone, Krauthammer is no longer needed.

Is it immoral to indiscrimantly kill teenagers on sight? I'm asking for a friend from a small town that's hosting some high school hockey tournament so there are a bunch of little faggots running around in their gay pickups and shit. He tells me he just went to Taco John's and got some fish tacos since it's Lent and they have them super cheap this time a year and he almost ran over like 4 high school girls because they're fucking retarded and just ran out in front of his car. He offered me a taco but I declined because I'm vegan and only drink soy milk.

Deserving imo.

Trump just wants to have his hands clean on this cancerous issue.

When Kennedy retires from the Supreme Court, we are putting you faggots back in the closet.

It's more just I have a terrible temper, I haven't been truly angry in years, but it scares the shit out of people when I don't keep it in check. Once nearly strangled my brother to death and that caveman part of my brain was egging me on to finish him.

She was only slightly submissive when we started but I might've changed that quite a bit; she had to wear a chastity belt for the better part of a month once, I was drinking too heavily at the time and truly truly pissed off, mostly due to work
>NEVER EVER WORK AT PEARSON KIDS, IF YOU GRADUATE AND THINK I'LL JUST DO THIS FOR AN IN BETWEEN, GO CARRY BRICKS FOR CONSTRUCTION

Twisted t-shirt, I didn't start buying toys for her til later.

I was so confused by this scene as a kid because I had never before been introduced to the concept of a butterface

>here to stay.

>Date 12/14/17
Give us a more recent thing.

>true lies
I see you are a man of culture as wll.

fixed thanks

Ooh! Not what I was expecting
Chink! Woooooo

Love the corrections
Has anyone sent this to her yet?
~AWOO
still winning.

Skeletal Awoo

So do you want me to take over?

With every entertainment flop we get a little closer to a full political climate change.
The Oscars getting a record low this year (something I even managed to call) was a huge blow to the increased leftism in entertainment, hence why the president mentioned it.

he shouldn't stand for libelous insinuations like that

>So you're aroused and possibly have an erection.
I'm retarded

Hahahahahahaha -- HOLY SHIT - what kind of a faggot nerd spends their friday night posting on the internet about trump!!! HAHAHAHA., everyone in this thread is a bunch of homo virgins, except for me

Guys i just bought my first ar 15, how do you like it?

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Yes
Alchemist officially transferring Bakership to ChinkLeaf

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tell us more about your toys desu

Fuck vegans. They'll burn in hell for forcing their insanity on others, especially animals.

This sounds like something that could happen in a doujin.

wtf am I looking at

TRUMP GENERAL - The Return Of Jeb Edition Anonymous ID:6jzhxOsf Wed 09 Mar 2016 21:22:34 No.66840188

The STOCK MARKET STOPPED just to hear Trump speak: twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/statuses/707528957365649408

>Delegates Big Don: 458/Lying Ted: 359 /Lil’ Marco: 151/Kasich: 54
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
donaldtrump2016online.com/
98percentapproval.com/

>UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Fayetteville, NC 3/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=AJzDXEOZLLU
>March 8th Primaries PC
youtube.com/watch?v=OBcL2GKkvSg
>Rally Madison, MS 3/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=xb6Yo19ZBGw
>Rally Concord, NC 3/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=lTh2Bx8P5jQ
>Rally Orlando, FL 3/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=-pQvP3ZnuhM
>Rally Wichita, KS 3/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=r-mNeY1_GsQ
>Fox BTFO over Trump U DURING the Debate
youtube.com/watch?v=HUjYbXTDowk

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 3/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Tw4wKBrDhOM
>Trump on MJ 3/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=F6UtR0DShEo
>Super Saturday PC 3/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=qWZHgZ5L004

ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump Hawaii campaign volunteer almost moved to tears
youtube.com/watch?v=qL9cRznZDKY
>Judge Jeanine SLAMS Romney in 8 Mins
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>Trump: “What’s going on?!”
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>Can’t Stump the Trump 19
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>Becky CVCKED Again
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JOIN THE TRUMP TRAIN: youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

nigga the first sentence is trash tier. do you even 15-word subject after it's verb dog?

yeah i meant to use the scene at dinner where she's lying through her teeth. but thanks for the erection. man that film is great

fucking vegans

that's a shame

NO

Did he use a Transmutation Circle or just do it by clapping his hands?

Very well


ATTENTION: I HAVE BAKING!

illegal in california

Are you guys donating to the international organization of fellow christians and jews to help feed the elderly, holocaust savours of the former USSR?

Aussies and New Zealanders are Americas brother against the Crown. You have the english Parliament in such a hissy fit about Trump when they should be rejoicing.

We are mates!

was a great time

I don't know why but, ok. Carry on sir.

They don't replace her till July, we'll find someone better.

>muh raised prices!
Lmao do you really think people pay for the full price on medicine? Have you ever bought medicine?

What's dangerous about shorter lines at sbux?

Reminds me of pic related.

I don't get it. What's with all the white shit?

The only thing she's qualified for is sucking cock with lips like those.

What's the vegan version of a roastie?

for once this is appropriate

>2016 was two years ago