/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STOP IT WITH YOUR FAKE NEWS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
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>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
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>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
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>This Week @State 3/9/18
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>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
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>WH Video: FlotUS Melania meets Kyle Kashuv 3/8/18
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>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
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>Pres Trump signs Proclamations on Steel&Alum 3/8/18
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>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 3/8/18
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>AG Sessions on Fox 3/8/17
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/8/17
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>SoKo official announces lil kim bent the knee 3/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex Presser w/AU Chair Faki 3/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex Presser w/Ethiopia FM Gebeyehu 3/8/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/8/18
youtu.be/RUBvYWPmYOI
>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Pres Trump at bean coalition summit 3/7/18
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AWOOVEMENT!

No Awoo!

>tfw close to the point of suicide again
i just want want to feel happy again /ptg/

fuck

THIS IS NOW AN AMERICAN-AUSSIE ALLIANCE

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Is there a vid to go with this?

The absolute state of CNN

are you still angry at us for not letting nuclear subs in our waters?

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>post original
but that one is the original I think! or...
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Looks like Maddox has finally snapped, boys.

BUILD
THE
WALL

Competent cops, Florida.

NOT!

You just know he got wasted after work

In God We Trust
>I went clean during the early Obama years when my hair was longer and people thought I was a libshit.
it's the stealth chad maneuver

I'm now finally at the point where I'd become legit depressed if Trump wasn't re-elected. He's made so much progress in such little time.

I can feel the Awooverse all around me

Good evening, drumpf tards.

Nice

Buy a motorcycle or something you fucking wog

>tfw no blind autistic gf to love tenderly

Just know that everything the Jews are doing in their power to try and destroy us, to try and make us minorities in our own homelands, to try and smear us in the media with their anti-white rhetoric, is only going to make us stronger in the end. You have to see this as a test, a challenge. Within the nihilism, the lack of meaning, the constant drowning into more and more chaos of the modern world, the jews have given us something to fight for. A purpose.

After all, if you want to get stronger you have to run uphill right? Well the jews have given us that hill. Look at it as something to conquer, to overcome.

All I know is it's from Inuyashiki episode 11. Haven't seen the show because I heard it sucked.

Go for a walk. Get some fresh air.

Question is: does Femaddox have...

KHAZAR

MILKERS

No wonder Zimzam took justice into his own hands.

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Will he cuck himself too? Tune in next week

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.. TRUMP 2020!

Post people who did nothing wrong but do not post Hitler. That is your challenge.

He’s still a thing? Reminds me of how Seanbaby went full cuck for Hill

Sorry guys been busy all day with my new job, i have my original pic on my laptop so i had to find a crying pepe on google :(

Comfy Chink bread... my favorite!

I love Tommy Robinson. Wish he'd drop the pretense and go full 1488

It's going to get to the point that Republican voters won't be able to trust a candidate until CNN labels them a racist and has been accused of sexual assault.

I know I'd look at anyone the media speaks favorably of with great suspicion.

based jews, making us better every day

Hello, frens. What did I miss while at work today?

PEE PEE TAPE

By the time the police set up a parimeter zimzams head would have been jello on the pavement from trayvon smacking it down.

go for a walk. don't you dare do anything suicidal, user

Why are you sad buddy?

Nah, he's a goy. An Armenian, but a goy. And a heavily cucked one at that. If he was one of the chosen people, he wouldn't be getting taken by a lawyer like the way he is.

Let me guess.
You haven't gone jogging in a long time, right?

*reminisces about 2004*

You deserved to be raked.

Yeah no shit its a beauty pageant

have any DACAs been kicked out yet?

Search up your pasta on 4plebs and you should be able to get your usual image with the proper filename

Watch link related (NSFW) and realize it could be worse. I don't remember which video exactly but best one is where the director tells the girl "Congratulations, you are the fucking ugliest girl we're gonna shoot all year, and its January 3rd"

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>tfw no french gf

Just don't feel happy anymore user

2 scoops?

nothin

He hit that cunt right in the button manlet strikes back

You have those crazy French Canadians in Quebec. lol

>efukt

mah nigga. That trolling series is the greatest thing that website has ever come up with. Too bad he doesn't make any more now

>Kim Jong Un gets a twitter account
>shitposts about Joe is Joe
>Trump likes the tweet
Would this kill the Joe?

>posting Worst Girl

Ooh bombshell

I wish I could just ignore these delusional fools at this point.

>Cathy Areu
No please no

Was there a time it wasn't? Lol

Tucker, stop bringing this goblin woman on your show. She is terrible and not even entertaining.

Feel the Awoo
Be the Awoo

The Parkland narrative is falling apart day by day. No logical and coherent individual can look at all of this and come to the conclusion that it was all mere mistakes and incompetence.

Take /k/s advise

Stockton is treating you well then? Still wanna meet up at the sports bar or wherever?

Just keep pushing, user. I suffer from cluster headaches, and through half-assed research came to the conclusion that they are the root cause of my severe depression. Regardless of the cause, I find that diet and exercise are the key ways to battle the blues.
Coming here helps quite a bit, too. Let me grab my phone and I'll show you the meme from a /ptg/ earlier today that made me laugh really hard.

He should have told a world leader where his event was hosted NOT to go, and he hoped to see ugly women.

TRUMP WINNING ON FRIDAYS
ENERGIZES ME ALL WEEKEND

But I have nothing to do but fap, guess I'll trying coming 20 times in 24 hour span, my record last time I did count was 16.

>scoop
>shit we tried to sell a year ago

but trust us and surrender your guns, goys!

>pantyhose
>that seam
Oh lordy.

>490 comments

lol so much butthurt that Trump is the one making space great again, and not their chocolate jesus

ICE doesn't care. They've been nabbing them.

tfw no crazy eyed libshit gf

Is that Assistant to the President Ivanka Trump?

MAGA

This. Jump off a bridge. Make your mark (on the pavement).

Hopefully the Florida gun control bill lights a fire under conservatives to get out and vote in 2018 and 2020. Fuck Rick Scott

Tucker cucked himself, he should have fulled repeated that question.
>the police fail to protect the school, so the innocent lose their rights?
>sorry what say that again...
>why isn't the sheriff held accountable?

Eh, easier to just cut my hair shorter, and the fact I don't wear skinny jeans generally makes it clear I have testosterone.

>stocking fetish re-activated
Thanks chinkers I was starting to feel a bit comfy instead of riled

I don't know about that. People, especially smug leftists, are unbelievably incompetent.

I unironically think Trump and Kim will get on quite well. They're both nuts and probably have the same sense of humor about shit.

It would be nice to know why Kimmy likes Joe.

DUMPH

How far can we push it for trump? do you like my trump sign?

people suggested i shoot up the chinese military base near me. not doing that though

Same too man. Within my soul, I've been a lot better since 2016. But my mind has been all over the place. It's a hysteria I can't really shake. One week I'm incredibly self loathing and dull and the next I'm confident and lively and happy.
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It's just something you have to have the will to fight through. It isn't easy being as moral as you can be in this world in this state, and it's even harder to keep your head straight with all that's going on. Just focus on your goals and objectives. If you keep it up, have the will to fight on, hold the fort, someday you'll live like your ancestors did. A beautiful wife that loves you, children that you love that respect you, a community to tend to, a job with meaning to work at. You might fall into the trap of becoming numb to it all, but it's best you try as hard as possible not let things get to you. Don't wanna be trapped in your head talking yourself down yknow?
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god i hate those fucking leftists, why cant they just let me kill myself without fucking that up

Sending you power and energy fren, endure that shit, beat it and and win against the depression. These are the trails we have to go through sometimes.

Let alone a crazy nationalistic Frenchie gf. It's like we're made to suffer, brother...

leftist twitter is so unbelievably retarded.

How do we get boomers out to vote

>*in broken english kim banters with trump*
>eh- is it true eh Mistah Obama, smella likea wet dog, mista Trump?

You should do something piss related cause of the peepee tapes