Hi America!

Thx for the Tariff exemption, friend! Uhhh...it was just because we’re friends, y-you don’t want anything in return right?

Just keep an eye on the slanteyes

No problem I’ll just step outside.... yep, they’re still everywhere

The weakest link in the Tariff agreements is without a doubt our deal with you.

I really fucking hate Aussies and I would love for nothing more than you drunken, blue pilled, anti-American bogan idiots to get steam rolled by China, if only it didnt empower the chinks even more than they already are.

Youre only in this because our enemy is mutual. If it wasnt for China, we would love to tag team with your enemy to implode your useless nothing economy back to the Abo ages.

You will always need us more than we need you. If you useless cunts never forget that then perhaps we can maintain a semblance of something that is mutually beneficial, for now at least.

cunt if you want that uranium you'll play ball

When will people fucking learn how trump does things?

1. say some outragious
2. negotiate
3. get what you wanted and a little more and you look reasonible.

everyone saying you will trade war us, stop it, you won't and if you did you would lose.

You don't export anything except degeneracy you absolute nonce. This is a good deal, take the roobucks and shut ya mouth.

Wow, seems a tad harsh there mate. Exgf an Aussie?

We will do whatever the fuck we want and you will fucking take it because you dont have a choice.

Its either us or China.

Youre at the bottom of the food chain here. Learn your fucking place, bogan.

ABC and that faggot Turnbull run their fucking propaganda against America and Trump 24/7, you idiots eat it up and every fucking word out of your mouths now is about Trump, America, the 2nd Amendment, yada yada yada after decades of selling out to China just to snub your nose at us. Aussies are the most brainwashed, delusional, blue pilled pieces of shit in the English speaking world, worse than even Canadians.

You dont deserve this fucking tariff break at all, and if wasnt for China we would tell you assholes to go fuck yourselves and deservedly so.

You think the ABC is going to let up on the anti-Trump coverage? You think Aussies are going to appreciate any of this? No they are not- because they are blue pilled, brainwashed idiots. Like I said, youre just lucky China is a mutual enemy, though Im sure its just a matter of time befor Australia and your cucked Prime Minister stabs us in the back (again).

Well if that’s your attitude mister, maybe we will go with China.

Also, all that anger can’t be good for you. Follow the advice that Doogy Cameron said young people give these days.

Ugh, this shit idea, again. I'm old enough to remember the last time we tried these (((socialist))) tariffs.
The absolute state of Sup Forums, supporting SOCIALIST policies because LE GEOTUS says so.

Plaese, I swear to god on my PhD, that Earth would be better off with you killing yourselves

U N I R O N I C A L L Y

Hey, Aussisssse?

China will fucking kill your children

Sincerly,

You're only hope.

Also... Stop being douchebags - K? You have a shit attitude and even the Philipines are more culturally Aryan than you fucking drunk sloppy druggy surf boys

Hi
JEW

HAACHU

Shoo

shoo!

>I really fucking hate Aussies
Hey Moot! Good to see you back.

If Kennedy hadn't forced Britain to betray our deal for nuclear testing on our soil in return for bomb tech then we wouldn't need you and you could be free to ban our shit posting.

Unforeseen consequences, etc.

Right. I make more in a year than you will in 10. I promise that our country will be better off if you're dead.
I'd bet a years salary, and even if I lost, I'd still be better off than you.

>Well if that’s your attitude mister, maybe we will go with China.

Please do. Leech off someone else for a a change.

This is a National Socialist board, you Lolbertarian faggot. Nobody wants your garbage kike infested Mega Corporation Monopoly government, even Leftists are smart enough to see that. This is exactly what Trump promised us and why we voted for him. Fuck off, kike.

Faggot

Truth trip.
Kek.

Turd Bull is a Clinton Foundation / Goldman Sach shill. Don't like him? Clean up your own house.
The Australian Prime Minister, Opposition Leader and former PM who wants the job back are all American agents of influence. If you don't like the way things are here, look to your own deep state bosses.
A friend who was the archivist for US dirty tricks campaigns for 40 years before they mind raped him and turned him into a vegetable told me that no one rises to any position of authority in any country that America has its hooks in without being compromised.
That certainly holds true here.

>Phd
Appeal to authority. Discounted. KYS, shill.

I dont think you understand, you dumb bogan idiot, we dont care if you, or even the rest of the global leeches out there "need us". You, and everyone else, can get fucked. You think the average American gives two fucks about Australia "needing us" because of some stupid bullshit that happened all the way back in the Cold War era? No, we dont, not one bit. Put on your big boy pants and handle your own shit, you nanny state soy boy.

>t. has never met a real live Australian before and only knows a select minority few through shitposting on an anime image board

Aussies are no friend to America. Not even remotely close.

Only half of Aus is bluepilled.
All media needs to be destroyed.

What’s wrong with aussies? They’re like America’s cousin who smokes a pack a day and jerks off in the bathroom at work

Please, kys, fucking proxy shill.
Australia is an A S I A N country, they're allied with North Korea behind our backs!

LOOK IT UP, SHEEPLE!!!!
Anyone replying to these posts is a JIDF Shill!! Look it up!!!!

We are cleaning up our own house and the deep state and you Aussie fucks do nothing chastise us for it.

How about YOU start cleaning up your own faggot country now instead of blaming the US? We are doing our part here to fight the corrupt establishment as much as we can (while you idiotic Aussies criticize us for it). Are you doing yours? It starts with the people, though you idiots are too far gone and brainwashed. Even sad sacks like you are STILL blaming America for all your problems.

Hand over the Fosters

I’m your friend. Well not you, you’re clearly a gaping cunt but I like America and want it to prosper in general. I like the real people there too.

Were white and we speak English and have some similar redneck culture in our rural areas.

Thats where the similarities stop. Literally everything is a massive contrast. We have fuck all in common with Aussies, get to actually meet them in real life and youll see why.

THIS!!!! Please, just check Facebook and you'll see the TRUTH about ASIAN AUSSIES!!

That’s only half true

Hint, you trailer dwelling NEET. Aussies don't drink soy because it creates moobs. That's what beer is for .
If you cunts stopped interfering then we might stand on our own two feet, or fall over drunk while trying.
The opposition leader lost the ballot for the leadership, but was still declared the winner because he was acceptable to the US State Dept. where the real winner wasn't.
The Prime Minister was the founding managing director and partner for Goldman Sach and represents the largest Jewish electorate in the country.
The former PM and failed Jesuit is absolute best buddies with Murdoch and went to school with Murdochs foreign affairs editor Greg Sheridan.
If you want to know what US policy on any subject is, read Sheridan, he's their shill too.
Even our communist lesbian former PM was in your pocket. She traded a 20% cut in defense spending for a permanent US garrison in Darwin.

Every fucker we get to vote for is compromised by your deep state.

Shut up nerd

Wow! The absolute state of US Phd programs today.
Did you get yours online from a non-accredited university for $25, or did you send in two breakfast cereal box tops and a stamped self addressed envelope?

I wonder who our greatest ally is then. Hmmm

>americans
hey yaaaahh you know im like, a liberal, right user? i have this super cool belief that everyone is equal and stuff you know, im pretty much superior to you and stuff but i'd never say it to your face, you know we landed on the moon right?

>australians
yeah nah your a cunt

.... Why the fuck are you posting shit like this? It’s like 2 AM dude... what the fuck, is your life literally this pathetic

Read here you whiny cry baby faggot...
Americans are doing our part to clean up our deep state (while you idiotic Aussies criticize us every time we do), now lets see you brainwashed idiots break free from your ABC bullshit propaganda and clean up your own house. Stop making up excuses for your countrymen's failure to have a populist movement.

Its 10 PM here in Hawaii you dumb faggot.

As a Chinese Australia I say fuck you to both. White Aussies deserve to be slaughtered.

Smarter than you, Aussie Cuck. Move back to Korea or wherever, you fucking weeaboo ASAIN fuck face.

I've been a lobbyist at the State and Federal ministerial level. I am the reason why Glocks are still legal in this country.
I was offered a job as a staffer for our Libertarian senator, but I am burnt out. I've paid my dues and no longer care about those who say "They should do something" meaning I should take on more unpaid work.
I have earned the right to troll anyone like you.

>Korea
>Vietnam
>Gulf War
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
You guys are our greatest ally

Fuck New Zealand though, I hate those faggots

Is it true that downtown Honolulu is filled with ladyboy hookers?

Stupid fucking JEW SHILL. KYS.
Beware the indoctrination!! JIDF Slide incoming!!!

Fuck you dirty white Australian scum

Nice inferiority complex you losers have there.

That mentality is exactly why youve been the bitch of the UK, America and China, in that order, for the entirety of your pathetic existence. Stay mad.

Did you visit melborne?

>Hawaii
>not even mainland
>acting so vehemently
as an American as though you have any experience being an American
what a fucking faggot

Melbourne**

You have a point, but keep in mind the same Americans are also being fucked by the deep state, even their own president is hamstrung by them.

Also, we have an interesting dynamic, due to language, culture and wartime history America is our best friend, but our politicians kneel before the yellow jew just as the Yank politicians genuflect before the semitic jews. Look at Andrew Robb from the Liberals who signed us up to a China-first free trade agreement or Labor's Sam Dastyari who look literal bribes from the Chinese to advocate for them in parliament. Both parties are compromised

Don't get sucked into American hate, the guy you're replying to is probably a mexican or a JIDF nigger.

We can only be allies if you believe in AMERICA FIRST.
We NEED jobs!!! If you do not send your jobs here than you are an ISREAL SHILL!!!
JIDF scum! KYS!

aussie pune
exactly 2 white librarians
then we're settled

It’s spelled poon. Virgin

thats right, aussie/pol/!!!

10PM in Hawaii on Friday night and you are posting on Sup Forums.
Are you a wizard? I think you are.

Wait you’re in Hawaii and you hate aussies? That’s hardlt America. Why don’t you just go hang 10, Mahalo

quality bait

Please everyone in this thread research ALEX JONES
He explains ALL!!!

>our Libertarian senator

You mean our abortion pushing, hard drug promoting, gay marriage celebrating, 'free trade' loving lolbertarian David Leyonhjelm?

it's spelled pune because i spelled it that way
shows how much you know (nothing)

Hey Chang from Campsie! How did your court case go? Are you still on parole, awaiting sentence?

Ah, you saw that documentary too?

It used to be, its been cleaned up now though dramatically. Im literally in downtown Honolulu as I post this. Tons of methheads and homeless though, but they are everywhere on the island these days. Oh, and toxic as fuck Australian tourists, part of the reason why I have so much exposure to them and hate them so much.

I can't remember which ones you are, do your eyes slant up or down?
If you breed with japs they could do both, like smiley faces. Who wouldn't want that? It would be the shiznit.

I was born and raised in Chicago. What other excuses you got you dumb faggot?

Unless both sides slope down of course, then you'd just look like a Down's syndrome.

nice try, Alex Jones. Sorry your fame was so quick

Oh, I like Americans just fine. Where else will I find pro gun political activists to talk to?
I hate their ruling class as much as I hate ours.

True American spotted. I got your back, mate.

I spit on all white Australians.

I've loved every Aussie I've ever met. Don't know what crawled up your ass.

>I swear to god on my PhD

Cringe.

Those are the other reasons I couldn't work for him. But the pro-gun bit I do like and I'll vote for him again for that same reason.

Lol, I’m vastly more American than some Chicago nignog dindu who won 10 grand off of a scratcher and became homeless in Hawaii because of my fucking weed addiction. Try farming, try raising children, or paying your taxes. you’re a leech and everyone living one hawaii, born and raised or otherwise is no more American than communist Cuba. Go to your park bench you filthy nigger.

There is absolutely no night life here anymore. Everything that was fun has been torn down and replaced with condos and shopping malls. Theres also only so much to do on this little island before it all just becomes somewhat repetitive. Hawaii is great in many other ways though.

Didn’t know muricans started to shitpost

Now you know how the rest of the world feels about American tourists.
Also the absolute state of Hawaii when meth heads and homeless are superior to ladyboy hookers.
Why not none of the above.

Chicago born, lives in Hawaii.
Which of the Obamas are you? The man who pretends to be a woman or the woman who is a man?

>Oh, I like Americans just fine. Where else will I find pro gun political activists to talk to?
>I hate their ruling class as much as I hate ours.

The butthurt American above has a point, whilst they have a populist movement and related infrastructure (tv channels, news media, conferences, think tanks, liberty lobbyists and activists groups like Judicial Watch and Project Veritas) the average Aussie youth has been fully hooked onto the pozzed agenda by triple J and an unimpeded supply to brain rotting weed and ecstasy and the average boomer considers ABC to be an unbiased source and secretly loves the chink invasion for the effect it has on their superannuation balance.

Im a licensed mate for the commercial cargo shipping industry. I make more in a three month round trip to China than you make in a year. Try again dumb faggot.

Awaiting sentencing then.

Lol, hi there sailor...

Sounds like Sydney. Everything is being torn down to build apartments for Chinese.
That's so true it hurts. :(

Sorry about fucking up your ports when we had our guys stationed there during WWII

>Those are the other reasons I couldn't work for him. But the pro-gun bit I do like and I'll vote for him again for that same reason.

I'd give him a first preference at the moment too. Realistically he'll not worsen the situation on
free trade and pozzification, but at least we might have decent gun laws if he has anything to do with it.


If Bernardi puts a senate candidate in NSW I'd consider them 2nd (or first if they stop being polite cuckservatives and good goys and get angry).

We just want to build an Anglo Empire in Space.

...

This isnt the 90's anymore.

American tourists are nowhere near as bad as Aussies and especially the British these days. You all are a bunch of drunken trainwrecks with absolutely 0 shame or self respect. I actually have no problems with the British people I meet though, most are red pilled as fuck and appreciate Trump and America, but they are unfortunarely awful tourists.

You suck some mean dick?

Cool LARP

I take the NRAs view. A sitting official with a proved B track record of voting is better than a challenger with a proved A record of promising to do shit if elected.
So I vote SFF at the state level with Lolbertarians second, then reverse it for Feds.

Prove it and send me $1000 on paypal nigger skinned LARPer

Top notch post, have a (You)

didnt you guys invest in our infrastructure or some shit?
what documentary is this

Meh. In the 90's I was a young adult and thought I could influence the world.
Now I live in the bush and shit post on Sup Forums.

This is like saying you hate Americans because of CNN...

This. It's pretty clear that trump was playing a gambit with the inclusion of allied countries to trade tariffs. It forces the media to focus on the most outrageous parts of a plan that they would rather entirely deride.

...

Some kind of HBO special from the mid 2000s. I think it's called Downtown Girls Hookers of Honolulu. I watched it a few times when I was a kid.