/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEST FRIENDS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
youtu.be/YJ8EsZu81tY
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
youtu.be/RJ8BXgwfXNA
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
youtu.be/f2uJy8gw72M
>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
youtu.be/5IWE0CIyOqc
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
youtu.be/NPmx5QSczxQ
>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
youtu.be/UaLM3NDlkfs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
youtu.be/3bBo_fVUI4U
>This Week @State 3/9/18
youtu.be/Eg-raVsZ47Y
>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
youtu.be/KYbovn9VYTk
>WH Video: FlotUS Melania meets Kyle Kashuv 3/8/18
youtu.be/bJyzOOtyd9E
>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
youtu.be/0C_IBSuXIoo
>Pres Trump signs Proclamations on Steel&Alum 3/8/18
youtu.be/UuRpTXBU7S8
>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 3/8/18
youtu.be/4rz6Pk7XyTg
>AG Sessions on Fox 3/8/17
youtu.be/IhCJgUuw0uY
youtu.be/M_3xGquX9ZQ
>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/8/17
youtu.be/qb3tpaBEmwc
>SoKo official announces lil kim bent the knee 3/8/17
youtu.be/ZhXtnCu5kuY
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/AU Chair Faki 3/8/18
youtu.be/goWK_IGzfMc
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/Ethiopia FM Gebeyehu 3/8/18
youtu.be/7swJ8dY5Nhw
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/8/18
youtu.be/RUBvYWPmYOI
>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

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Why is Pedosta such a degenerate?
>Lauren Southern Interview - Shocking Californian Transexual Teen's Confession: "In 2014, I was offered free school books to pose naked for art projects organized by CAP (Center for American Progress, founded by John Podesta)"

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Aussies are pretty cute desu, leave them alone.

I have no bait to post on this computer please give (you)s regardless

faggot

LESS THAN 6 HOURS
IM HYPED

Eбaть aнимe

Why does Wikipedia have a whole long ass article on Oliver renaming Trump into DRUMPF?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_(Last_Week_Tonight)

It's crazy.

me too

Hey, it's not your fault.

WOO

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I can tell the difference. Wanna know what it is, fren?

этo

Public works crews in Orange County collected
>404 tons of debris
>13,950 needles
>5,279 pounds of human waste
during a massive overhaul between Jan. 22 and March 3

foxnews.com/us/2018/03/09/needles-debris-human-waste-tallied-after-cleanup-california-homeless-camp.html

I actually tried to edit it with the google trends graph that showed drumpf was a dead meme and they removed it (twice)

they also take his blatant lies story about hat sales as gospel

Trump has gotten friendly lately I tell you. Just look here youtu.be/ygZ35T9hN8w

How do you get more allies like aussies?

He paid enough cuck coins to keep it there, plus its all he has left.

kill the homeless, Tbqh

RALLY TODAY, LADS!

(You)

A BILL REQUIRING 18-20 YEAR OLDS TO HAND OVER OR TRANSFER OWNERSHIP OF HERETOFORE LEGALLY POSSESSED “ASSAULT WEAPONS” IS GAINING SPONSORS IN THE ILLINOIS SENATE AFTER PASSING THE HOUSE LAST MONTH.

>The bill, HB 1465, was sponsored in the House by Rep. Michelle Mussman (D-Schaumburg) and passed by a vote of 64-51 on February 28.

>After being introduced in the upper house by Senate President John Cullerton (D-Chicago), the bill has added seven co-sponsors in the last week. Notable among them was Sen. Jim Oberweis (R-Sugar Grove), the NRA “A” rated 2014 Republican nominee for U.S. Senate.

>The NRA-ILA described the weapons covered by HB 1465 as “commonly-owned semi-automatic firearms.” The bill also requires 18-20-year-olds to forfeit ownership of any magazines that hold more than ten rounds of ammunition.

>The guns and magazines remain legal for persons 21 and up, but persons under 21 would have 90 days to give up ownership, should HB 1465 become law.

>Fox 2 reports that critics of Mussman’s bill were taken aback by “the idea that the government would confiscate property.” Mussman responded to these concerns by assuring them “authorities will not visit homes to pick up weapons.” Rather, “a first offense for getting caught with prohibited firearms would be a misdemeanor offense.”

>The push to force 18-20 year olds to give up the enumerated semiautomatic firearms is now under consideration by the Illinois Senate.

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/08/illinois-house-passes-bill-requiring-18-20-year-olds-hand-assault-weapons/

Indianapolis. I’ve lived all over this city and never once seen human feces in the streets. This literally only happens in California. Please link me to a news article showing any other city in America cleaning up metric tons of human waste.

I’m sorry to burst your California bubble. I know your politicians tell you that this is normal. It’s not.

Is Canada the black sheep?

I heard Stormy Daniels might show up.

sure, but i don't think I sound anything like a Canadian

Whos this tard with big tits?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

the homeless have been systematically neglected, it's not their fault.

you can't ignore a problem away like liberals think you can/do.

Canadians are yellow, and you're a Somalian nigger.

>only 14 more hours until the rally begins

>On March 10, 2018, Donald Trump fired Sanders after she made a Freudian slip about Stormy Daniels. It is considered to be one of the worst mistakes ever made by a press secretary in recent history. Sanders was replaced by Raj Shah.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Huckabee_Sanders

Just some filthy oven-dodger

You think you're hot shit, dontcha you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Jock Sturges Institue of Fine Art, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fundraisers for Haitian orphanages/pizza shops, and I have over 300 confirmed ritual sacrifices.

I am trained in spirit cooking and I’m the top pizza procurer in the entire Democratic party. You are nothing to me but just another hot shit. I will sacrifice you to Baphomet with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Jay-Z will be in attendance.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pederasts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your immortal soul. You’re fucking spirit cooked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sacrifice you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare cock.

Not only am I extensively trained in ritual sacrifice, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Democratic Party donors list and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little nazi. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fresh breast milk mixed with fresh sperm milk and sprinkle fresh morning urine all over your nightmare dreams and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking spirit cooked, kiddo.

>Is Canada the black sheep?
When isn't it?

liar!

oh now you done it

This week, Congressional Democrats released a detailed tax hike plan that they promised to implement if given majority control of the House and Senate after the 2018 midterm elections
forbes.com/sites/ryanellis/2018/03/09/democrats-release-tax-hike-plan

>32 Raj Shah March 12, 2018 Current −2 days

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Secretary

I hate this state

I kind of miss him

what'd she say?
i didnt know she got sacked
>replaced by Raj Shah
Iran will take this as a provocation

6 hours to what?

wikipedia is not a source

how young are you?

Is somebody trolling Wikipedia?

US, AUS, and JAP is the strongest coalition to exist toy cannot refute this.

I don't sound that bad, desu.

she didn't it'd be a headline.

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Family Feud

>Orange and Anaheim

Only Santa Ana is shittier than those cities in Orange County.

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Is it true?

Someone is either trolling or Trump who is a confirmed time traveller is editing it himself.

2018 Texas Primary Results for U.S. Senate (Combined Party Candidates)

Hmmmm I wonder why there is that blue strip at the border districts... I can't seem to put my finger on it.

it's not even in the wikipedia articles.

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>ywn read through Berserk for the first time again

>sanders was press secretary that much longer than Spicer
fucking weird, i've watched way more briefings with Spicer.
i've literally not watched a single Sanders briefing

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>Trump is in office, if we can rebuild our roads in 1 year I can't see why we won't have self driving cars in two.
Our roads are built here in my state because we actually fucking prioritize them. Don't know about you niggers. And I ain't trusting no I, Robot on the Interstate with my life. I'll vote against any kike pushing that shit. You know how many God damn regulations that would take!? I have to submit a photo ID, 2 forms of physical mail with my address on the envelope, and some sort of official federal letter with my Social Security Number, then submit to a driving exam - all to get my Driver's License.
What's this robot gotta do? Suck off Google's dick? No. It can stay in the garbage where it belongs. I will not be trusting my life to some fucking programmable machine.

oh my you're gullible

So that’s the power of the Hispanic Natural Conservative?

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>I know your politicians tell you that this is normal. It’s not.
T-THIS IS NORMAL

Trump is doing to America what he did to Atlantic City

>ywn play Witcher 3 for the first time again
>ywn play Kingdom Hearts for the first time again

clearly it is yet to happen
>Incumbent since March 12, 2018

kek

im not up to date on American politics, and you buggers have a hectic 24hr newscycle

You would let niggers and old ladies drive a car but wouldn't trust a robot?
They're already proficient enough to drive with less accidents than us so why care? It's not based on evidence that you're untrusing of it. It's just fear.

They're kind of goofy, but adorable, I think.

How long this state will hold ?

>literally one chapter away from old casca back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Kentaro Miura STOP BEING LAZY AND DRAW LIKE A GOD AGAIN

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2034 or 2030 I think German statistics bro or Portugal did the math

This is the socialist utopia the left is fighting for.

How many acres can a MOAB destroy? Thought so. All hail fire, the first WMD.

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>STOP BEING LAZY AND DRAW LIKE A GOD AGAIN
you DO know that they have to take the SHIP back to the mainland? :^)

K

I don't trust Prepbull

yes but at least some goal will been achieved

Trying to breathe life back into it?

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NN

Ruin it.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be fired in the coming days. screen cap this

I know who started that fire
youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A

that's aggravating, she should sue.

Or maybe, 'comfy'

That's really fucked. Tell me when you're scheduling the revolution and I'll book a flight the day before. Bury me at Arlington.

She will not be. Don't manifest this. I hate you all.

If niggers and old ladies can provide the relevant papers and submit to the physical exam like I do, sure. A robot can't do that.

>You wake up tomorrow.
>Trump has signed EO.
>'Indefinite moratorium on immigration'
Would you approve?

It was already ruined when he showed up.