Hank hill for me. Not even joking.
Post characters that are literally your dad
Hudson Rodriguez
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Wyatt Garcia
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Carson Parker
Yeah I posted in the wrong board.
But let's see some Sup Forums dad's I guess
Hudson Lee
Hudson Rodriguez
David Edwards
Your dad's like Alex Jones?
I bet that's fun.
Daniel Rogers
Cooks like him, too.
Easton Hernandez
Jacob Bennett
A selfish, stunted man who couldn't commit to anyone but himself. He died recently and none of his children went to his funeral, including me.
Benjamin Morgan
Mostly memeing, my father is actually much more like Silvio Berlusconi
Jeremiah Murphy
Detective columbo (oka) peter faulk
Nolan Smith
>And another thing.
Xavier Perry
Thats just petty.
Unless he like molested you or something, shunning his funeral because of your butthurt feefees is really pathetic.
Matthew Sanchez
Closest I could think of. But less fat and more Christian.
Logan Anderson
I bet he's cool to hang out with.
Brandon Taylor
My dad looked like Hank and my name is Bobby, however I'm not a fat blonde midget. I also grew up in a small town in Texas.
AMA
Jordan Richardson
My dad is exactly like this guy on the show fixes shit os funny sometimes and is redpilled af and likes old cars
Juan Clark
...
Nolan Adams
its supposed to be nothing, as in not there
Jaxon Brown
My dad
Hunter Sanchez
my dad is a good man through and through, who put his dreams of being a commerical pilot on hold to raise me and my brother while my cunt mother nags at everything.
That's why I love this show.
Landon Ward
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE *CLAP*CLAP* *CLAP* SEXUAL CHOCOLATE* CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
Benjamin Lewis
Except without the whole being a bad assumption part
Camden Richardson
you think thats fun, i have a mom like alex jones
Andrew Lewis
havent catapulted him yet
Christopher Jenkins
So, your dad is in jail and you hardly know him?
Christopher Nguyen
My dad does drugs and swears alot
David Morris
Only if you mean cool like refrigerated leftovers
Joshua White
Tony Soprano, minus the mafioso part.
Camden Rivera
Religious, nerdy, never swears uses odd gibberish like by gippy instead.
Nathaniel Carter
whats one that beats their wives and is only marginally interested in their children?
Connor Green
Any dead character, because my dads dead.
Nolan Robinson
Uh..okay?
Good job stereotyping white men?
Daniel Torres
Lincoln Bell
James Johnson
Is there any TV character who is a white, middle-aged, tattooed, dreadlocked, far left, probably antifa supporting, gen Z hippy?
Jaxson Morales
> t. A selfish, stunted man who couldn't commit to anyone but himself. He died recently and none of his children went to his funeral, including me
Aaron Stewart
Not even joking, bros. People around me keeps lying about him being dead, but he really isn't.
And yes, i'm typing this from the grave myself.
Angel Harris
My dad is the spitting image of the 56% face.
Elijah Thompson
>OP doesn't know what "literally" means
Nathan Kelly
Carson Morales
My daughter just said "you're like the worst cocktail of alex jones, hank hill, and george liquor imagineable"
Jack Flores
Isaiah Phillips
Carson Sullivan
Josiah Nelson
Kek
Luke Torres
Same here. It’s astonishing how similar my dad is to Homer Simpson
Bentley Brooks
My dad voted for Shillary, unironically drinks soylent, and goes on Reddit. I wish I was joking
Wyatt Reyes
Joshua Cooper
A cross between this and general mattis in looks.
I'm in my 40s. My dad is a 3 tour vietnam combat vet and the meanest sonofabitch I've ever met. He's incredibly smart (numbers and finance) and built a successful business but it never made him happy. He's something of a sociopath and uses people as tools. In mannerisms though Clint in this movie reminded me of him a lot. He's old, unhappy and bitter now. Still mean as fuck and still scares the shit out of me when he gets mad. I think I could take him in a fight now (he's 71 for fuck sake) but my brothers and I all laugh about how none of us would like to try. I feel sorry for him. He has no friends really and no close relationship with anyone or anything.
Zachary White
fucking Khalabib
Isaiah Edwards
Keep taking super male vitality and see if you can fuck your mom in front of him.
Carson Long
Yup, that's him.
Aiden Hall
I like the sound of your dad, wholesome good guy.
Samuel Evans
when my dad took his glasses off, you knew you were in trouble.
Gabriel Rogers
Brandon Rodriguez
(((Seinfeld)))
Leo Smith
>Edith get meeee a beeeer
Aaron Jenkins
Dont have one for my dad, but this is my mother to the point
Logan Walker
sadly
Grayson King
Nearly the same but my dad has his grade 10.
Landon Carter
John Robinson
Adrian Jenkins
Daniel Rivera
this guy except white
Ian Carter
Same! My daddy is literally the nicest man in the world. I can’t think of anyone on tv who would actually be a good representation of him. I love him! He’s not super christian though.
Liam Johnson
honestly this is the closest i can think of
Brody Sanders
I know that feel user
Isaac Thomas
The word litteraly can be used in a figurative sense, faggot.
Dylan Nguyen
wzup nigga
Jackson Baker
Camden Adams
>You should attend the funerals of those you hate
>t. fred phelps
Ryder Watson
honestly those kinda dads seemed kinda cool aesthetically in a traditional way. Like he’d mess with your hair and call you sport.
Liam Miller
Zachary Cook
My daddy :P
John Edwards
He had four children by three different women and had nothing or very little to do with raising any of them and did not want to. He sparingly paid child support despite living in a 3-bedroom suburban home with an in-ground pool and hot tub while my sister and I lived in poverty in the middle of nowhere with a mentally-ill mother.
Jonathan Foster
:(
Benjamin Long
>meanest sonofabitch I've ever met
why do you have to abuse your grandma like that
Caleb Brown
>be black
Cameron Ross
And my mom is Kitty.
Xavier Martinez
You ain't right. Stop disappointing your dad.
Wyatt Perez
Benjamin Garcia
Turns around slowly waving a finger
Luke James
Logan Jones
Kinda similar to mine. Fat plumber who works in a nuclear plant and is a hardliners trade unionist. Quasi redpilled but the subtle racism is as far as it goes. The boomer in him is too strong.
Logan Flores
>Bobbeh, unlock this door, stop mastuhbatin, boobeh, I sed quit it now stop, I can hear you grunting, dammit Bobbeh!
Landon Hughes
Thomas Parker
What a badass though.
Luis James
Love you Pop
Connor Jones
Colton Martinez
Landon Nguyen
You have to be 18 or older to post here son.
Benjamin Perry
I'll be your dad's friend pls hook me up
Kevin Ortiz
My dad went out for some cigarettes in 1993. He must be building the cigarette factory cause aint' returned yet.
Eli Smith
Henry Russell