I ran a marathon today Sup Forums. Is my waifu proud of me?

I ran a marathon today Sup Forums. Is my waifu proud of me?

Only if she's a tomboy and you beat her time.

?

Why won't you ask her?

Nope she isnt real. Im proud of you though. t. /fit/

Brummie nigger.

I had an afternoon nap on the couch for 2 hours. I know she's proud of me.

I pleased an old man for money, but then she started hitting me and yelling about poaching customers.

I know you, you're from Poland.

Everyone's gotta make a living user.

False, not even close

Louisville, Kentucky?

Same greatest goddamn democracy on earth, close

She wouldn't even ask you for directions.

Oh she'd ask for directions, but she wouldn't do it nicely

Damn. There was a marathon downtown today; fucked up my buses. I was hoping for some intense happenstance. I don't have anymore real guesses though, so I'm going to randomly say....California?

Think more rural, but not bordering on bumfuck-nowhere level

It takes a lot to run a marathon. Of course your waifu is proud of you.

You should be proud of yourself.

Your 'waifu' is a slut, user.

Are you a fat piece of shit who can't run a marathon?

That's not Sakura

No but good for you bro