Never get banned on Facebook again!

I just made a big discovery, not sure why I didn't think of it sooner. I've gone through at least 15 different FB accounts over the years because they all kept getting postblocked or disabled entirely for saying the most minor of things.

I just realized though from asking a few of my Jewish shitposting pals. They haven't been postblocked once and they say the same shit I do. So I got curious and made a new alt and gave it a very Jewish name, had a Jewish profile pic and cover photo, set my home town as Israel, and put a bunch of other Jewish stuff on my profile.

I've been continuing like normal and I haven't gotten a single postblock. FB doesn't care if you call people goyim or schmuck, and even better, you can report just about anyone you want for antisemitism. I've already successfully reported 4 leftists for simply talking back to me, and I accused them of hatred of Jews and FB removed their comments and postblocked them within minutes. It's been nearly a month and not a single action has been taken against me.

Jews are literally Gods on Facebook and this is fucking hilarious.

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>using jewbook

>faking yourself as commy...

>Using jewbook this day and age is for grannies and shit.

bump
we crypto-fascists now

nice one, good approach

I want to believe youre lying.

Yea no shit.

You have no idea how I've been shitposting on FB with my real name and account and nobody did anything,

FagelBook is Jewish. I've actually thought of doing this too but I know I wouldn't be able to stand looking at my own fake profile and name. All my alts are blocked now and I don't know how to make a new account with there new security measure where you have to take a pic of your face. How do you bypass this to make a new account?

>I've already successfully reported 4 leftists for simply talking back to me, and I accused them of hatred of Jews and FB removed their comments and postblocked them within minutes.
Kek

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We ARE the jews now.

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Wtf is this real or a larp?

I might have to do "research" on a israeli vpn.

I will try this shit soon

topkek

Everyone should do this. If the lefties catch on it'll be extremely entertaining, if not a redpill epidemic.

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>jewposting
I have been doing this myself the last few years on FB and twitter. You have to sarcasm. Like when that antifa kid knocked over elderly vet in a wheelchair. I posted "Look at that brave antifa kid bashing this NAZI Trump supporter". You have to put on your best TRS jew voice and imagine a real NYC libtard Jew actually saying this. I also make a point of talking about the tribe, and defending the tribe against fash. I call non-jews good goys for supporting jewish tricks. I talk about how this thing or that thing will help the jewish people. It helps that my wife went to NYU and I know exactly how these people talk and think.

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Yes, works even better on twatter.

You can't make a facebook profile now without having a unique face pic for them to approve.

>How do you bypass this to make a new account?
try taking a close-up picture of your nose?

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Retouching a pic takes seconds, like adding a few black dots on hair or something

I work for FB. It’s because if you are “Jewish” it considers your comments to be self referential. This should be fucking obvious not some great discovery lol.

Just use this, and if it doesn't work scream antisemite.

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Is this guy a woodpecker?

Sick quads but does this actually work? I'm pretty sure reverse image search would still find the original pic.

Just remember user. If you identify as a Jew you will be slaughtered like a Jew.

Reported to Facebook
#ReportEverything

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>Is this guy a woodpecker?
no, just a young jew with an epic nose.

Name the two things most important to a woman
>her baby
>her Facebook

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It looks like their stuff simply grovels before Mark.

Moreover, I think they judge in favour of every minority because they don't want to be sued and lose money.

Facebook is being worse than the religious right when it comes to censoring people check out what I got banned for

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You may have to get some OC. Try going to a University sporting event. There will inevitably be jew alumni, students, and professors. Take your pic. Some taking pictures at a sporting event will go unnoticed as long as you don't act like spas.

Hey, Jonathan. Maybe you should try being more tolerant of the moderation staff ensuring that everything is up to your Community Standards.

Leaf, I'll spoonfeed you just this once. Homeless people love to be given money.
>hey homeless guy, i'll give you my last dollar if you let me take a picture of you
Have your phone ready, take the pic, and hand the guy a fucking dollar. Shouldn't you have been trained to do this already? Don't forget to alter their facial structure before sending it in for good ol' ploz D.

Got it, RCMPfag? Now kys.

Also try to make the most racist Kang profile.

kek

nice, remind me of this

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They banned me for constant controversial comments about the normalisation of homosexuality in the western society. I posted a lot in The Guardian's page. Last ban was around a month before I deleted my account.

>constant controversial comments
STOP HACKING ME VLAD REEEEEEEEEEEE

Yep.
I could have told you this, I've taken at least over 10 bans for 30 days for the most bullshit fucking shit, literally opinions not even words like faggot, nigger, kike or the like, literal fucking opinions and once for debating the suicide rate among LGBT youth and calling a cunt a mongoloid

Too much effort.

Homeless guy making FB account, not suspicious at all.

>8888
>says Hitler
Or maybe a little mustache

wonder if emmanuel goldstein is taken

>Sup Forums has become the jews
Beautiful
much pottery

yea whatever. its useful to know and confirms Sup Forums's suspicion that jooies get a free fucking pass by their tribesman everytime. thanks for sharing OP. I don't support acting like a european style socialist, but i guess its good to know how they do shit over there at faceberg.

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FB is clearly controlled OP and if you don't jive with the group think they will ban you, just like reddit, just like ANN, just like MAL, just like any of the news sites, pretty much any site that isn't a chan will ban you for going against the liberal group think. Then they hide behind "It's a private company they can do what they want " bullshit while they violate your 1st amendment rights.
I want you guys to notice something, FB bans you for the most inane shit while Sup Forums also being a private site pretty much lets us get away with murder as far as the 1st amendment is concerned.
FB is an information arbiter, more people get their news and information through fb than through going to an actual news site

By larping as a jew you will slowly become the jew. Be careful.

>those damn european style socialists
might start dropping this in public to see if theres any other murdoch bros around

OP is already a kike, OP resorting to this tactic is pathetic in my opinion, I'd rather get banned out with my head held high than resort to this kikery

Wtf, I’m a Jew now!

adaptation baby
probably. goldsteinism haha

Tolerant of what? All I did was just state a fact about how Facebook has now become a totalitarian bias leftist media platform now and then that was a reason to get banned?! If you seriously think this is a good reason to ban someone than you are a literal bigot.

>I'd rather get banned out with my head held high than resort to this kikery
Good goy.

Buzzfeed comment section is the worst I've seen about this stuff.
Granted it's a shit site, but it's fun to go in there and try to redpill the progressive faggots all the time, and watch them rage about it.
They can call you whatever you want and say anything they want and nothing ever happens.
I call someone a retard and I get a 3 day temp ban. It's fucking absurd.

we basically are the brotherhood

>1 post by this id

It's this pussy generation we're surrounded by, we have to be real careful now these guys could make an attempt on the 1st amendment, I'm being fucking serious.

In my opinion, if the second amendment ever falls the 1st will soon follow, then the rest and it won't even fucking matter anymore, good bye great experiment, founding fathers we let you down from pretty much the beginning America was doom'd, gg ez clap from the jews

You also enjoy *bites lips* exercising your right to self defense?

godspeed

I can't tell if this is a high level leafposting or of Facebook really is this awful of a place to talk about literally anything.

This has ALWAYS been the best tactic. You out jew the jews.

False flags. Why do they work so well? The brainwashed normie is so delusional he will have a programmed response to any arguments. Emotional, logical, whatever he knows how to scream RACIST!

But if you false flag by taking the extreme left stance or the logical conclusion, its too much koolAIDS. The normie briefly wakes up. This is the side I'm fighting for? The commie tranny beaner side?

>White people are actually a minority population-wise on the world.
>Everyone seems to hate us.
>It's only going to get worse.
>Birth rates are not in our favour.

dumb phoneposter

B R A I N W A V E

What if we started a Yuri Bezmenov day. If it went big enough, think of how many people would get red red pilled.

>Hitler actually out-Marxisted the Marxists.
>(He also came to the wrong conclusion that Jews are Marxism personified, no exceptions. And that's why he wanted to get rid of them, to rid the world of Marxism.)

>Crypto-Christians
>Crypto-Fascists

Sounds fun, but how to get past phone verification?

If you could get traction on that it'd be something. Yuri is top-tier intro redpills. I mentored for a bit under a counterintelligence officer, and he called it a good primer for psychological warfare.

You can always just take a picture of yourself with a burqa on and pretend you're a Muslim woman. That should work just as well and then you can be openly anti-Semitic too.

I just got 30day ban for calling muslim a goat fucker lol i get banned every month im done with jewbook it sucks anyway cant say anything.

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>mfw

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OKwait wait
im not a user of facebook at all but this is getting my dick really hard.
if i larp as say... a black man, i can post vid related?
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Change your IP
Change your MAC address
Don't use a picture of yourself since they use facial recognition ai to ban you on an alt account

jej

not that vid, that was a pedophile sitcom, this vid... youtube.com/watch?v=2w1R5lMqbVA

made me chuckle great post OP

GOLD!!!!! I will Jacob Stein

reductio ad absurdum in action, not just word.

i agree with you, i think it is a particularly good tactic, as they have to confront that disagreeing with you contradicts their own stated beliefs. so either they move further left themselves, falling further down the polarizing groupthink tunnel, or start to question why they are actually on that side. taking leftist viewpoints even more extreme makes our viewpoint suddenly seem more reasonable.

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>change IP, change mac address
is this easily done in settings or something. or a proxy or being at a different location? or maybe its something crazy that i don't even know about??
inb4 you cant into computers

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>Nobody believes anything anymore.
>Just as the russians planned.
Wasn't there a short documentary in one of charlie brookers screenwipes that mentioned that russian propaganda is aiming at this.

oh fuck best thing ive heard all day. report jews for jewing jew jew jewe jew jewjjew jew jew
everybody screencap this thread and report it to jewbook and twitbrain

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so they take steps to protect the jews even more. like only allowing jews from jewland
whats next? making sure verybody supports the jews with wrongthink laws, you know making a jew world order or something?

I do this in real life.
Just like how Jews claim to be whites when it's covenant and jews when it's convenient, I do the same. When I want to talk bad about jews or other races and people get upset, I say that I'm jewis and accuse them of antisemitism. As a benefit, it makes them hate jews too.

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why do think steven pinker is allowed toe exist? how the fuck do you think the bell curve got published? the kikes used charles murray for flack retard

Delete the System32 folder and reboot.

Excellent idea

Bad news guys. I got a 24 hour postblock on my Jew account. I shared a Super Monkey Ball let's play video and it got removed and I got a postblock. It was the James & Mike (of AVGN) let's play. Was removed within a minute of posting.

It came after I highlighted that you can find out which government spies are reporting your account. (Just type in "report me" into your block list to see)

Not a bad idea.

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Is this name Jewish enough???

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fun fact:
Les Moonves (left) is the current CEO, President and Chairman of CBS. He is also the great nephew of the founder of the state of Israel and its first Prime Minister, David Ben-Gurion (right).

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THIS is why I still come to this god-forsaken wasteland, good post Leaf.

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anything that shows the hypocrisy, the better.

They only ban you if you have a lot of people on your friend list. They just shadow ban you if you don't. Instead of trying to directly log in, load up a page from your history involving fb. "This page has been removed or is no longer available." It's like your account and page gets toggled to "dead" and until you log back in your posts don't show.

>All hail shadowbanning!
Building Bubbles that suddenly explode into genocide.

Bretty much. I am not for what they are doing. I am just explaining it so that others can understand it.

Kek