What would you do if a skeleton mage baths you and then tells you he wants to marry you?

What would you do if a skeleton mage baths you and then tells you he wants to marry you?

something something joke about bones and erections

I want to BONE her so hard

marry him and then divorce him for half his stuff

thank mr. skeltal

>they changed it from "wanting to have a honey moon"

>he

Gay. If it was a cute girl skeleton I would.

Go on a wild ride with him.

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Hear him out first, I suppose.

Why would he want to do such a thing?

depends on the skeleton.

Elias then spends the rest of his life working in the nearby waitrose so he could pay for alimony.

One day, he gets assaulted by 'asian youngsters' somewhere in west london.

Ain't he's a fae and not a skeleton?

>People unironically want to fuck the skeleton monster

>muh immigrant boogeyman

I want Sup Forums to leave.

That's p. spooky but I would cuddle her at least.

Are girls into skeletons? Because I see them everywhere now and during the last 1-2 years in general, be it anime or cartoon. They even get comic porn threads and fanart.

Reverse boned?

[X] GENUFLECT

Skeletons are in girls, yes

There are parts where he says "honey moon" and others talks about marry her or make her his waifu.

Anyways...
Who is better skeleton mage, Ainz Ooal Gown or Elias Ainsworth?

Forgot pic.

A Wandering Jew approaches and offers to trade an eye for an eye. How do you respond?

Wait, there's a fucking SKELETON anime airing and I just found out about it?

Also, does the skelemage do cool shit?

Yup.

Is he actually a skeleton or is it just his head?

Tell him I'll do it if he turns me into a cute, eternal loli.

>Chise
>loli

OP is asking me, not Chise.

Do people honestly not believe that third world immigrants aren't causing an insane amount of problems?
I thought you people were just ok with thousands of people getting killed and raped every year.

Seems about correct.

I'd go get a sex change and liposuction, because the only way I'd be watching this shit is if I was a landwhale womyn with green hair and inuyasha posters on my wall.

And That's not me.

He looks so sad all the time

>Talkin shit about skelleton mage

Niga what are you doin.

He bought her from a slave dealer, so going to wife is basically a promotion.

This show is the intellectual man's Overlord.

>Is he actually a skeleton or is it just his head?
Just the head, as far as I can tell

He's a wendigo. Look that up.

No way, how would he bone her then?

>Elias having sex

Elias is not even a real skeleton so its not the same cathegory

Its literally not that bad faggot. Only the plebs have anything to worry about, while i sit pretty in my gated community

Spoilers, but what's up with Elias's general fear of letting Chise become part fae? Like I get that it would likely change her somewhat mentally, but if he was willing to her only real human friend and potentially being hated by her forever, why not just go with the fae option where no one gets hurt?

*willing to kill

Because of the fundamental changes of being fae; see that changeling lady and her "husband" in the anthill as one example.

To Elias, if the fae option changes Chise, it might change her to the point where she stops being Chise.

Alternatively, in the recent chapters, you'd notice that Elias' justification for choosing Chise's "only real human friend" for the sacrifice was that Chise was spending more time with her than him. He was excruciatingly selfish in this, and likely other fashions. In that, if Chise were to go to the fae world, Elias would likely be worried that Chise would be so enamored with the fae world that she'd forget him.

As far as i understand he has plans for her... seems like its not only wanting to marry her.

But then i didnt read the manga and just watched 2 anime episodes.

"Fat landwhale permavirgin: The Anime"

no thanks

>no doujin about Tohsaka Rin pleasing old Elias for money

lmao holy shit, are you even aware of how much of a faggot you sound like right now?
Is Marie Antoinette your idol?
Do you exert massive effort to be as much of a sheltered trust fund kid as you can?

>lmao
Fuck off. Seriously.

It must be a shame to be unable to handle lingo of this magnitude :^)

It's a mystery.

Amagi Brilliant Park

Amagi Brilliant Park, it's pretty good.

... I'm a retard, two seconds after thinking about it and trying it, reverse image search to google actually fucking works.

Thanks for stomaching the idiot.

>...
You are almost forgiven.

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I get a strong Ghibli/Miyazaki vibe from this show. And I hope it stays that way unlike the last anime I thought was Miyazaki-esque.

Is there any show about re-killing skeletons? God wouldn't have put bones on the inside if they were meant to be seen,

What.

dropped

Get spooked.