Lolis are dangerous creature that wants to destroy this world, how do you stop them?

Lolis are dangerous creature that wants to destroy this world, how do you stop them?

you have to put them down

their only weakness, headpats

Can I help them instead?

How do they lure you in ?

I unleash my legion of faceless balding fat old men.

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These girls are dorks.

Behold, a loli's weakness

Why would you even consider such a terribl- I mean you think something like that is enough to stop us user? H-hah!

With my hand.

Manga will Loli that ruled the world and took husbands from their wives when?

Put everything on high shelves they can't reach.

Stop giving them hugs.

Pfft, you can't stop a loli with that, you silly onii-ch-
STOP! That's not fair.

That's just inhuman, even if they want to kill all of us, you don't need to go this far.

High velocity head-patting.

you don't

their mission is virtuous

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You are a liar and I have it on good authority that your pants are on fire

I am an adult male who is an important business man.
Whenever a young woman offered me classic rock cds I have always got in the back of her van and I have never once been vivisected for head pat experiments

You don't, you join them and become part of the new ruling class.
This fully grown adult male is perfectly correct. We- Loli are peaceful people who would never harm a soul.

What are your favorite rock cds?

I'm an edgy grimdark wizard. Loli reality bending powers don't work on me.

>ywn give a loli lot's of hugs, headpats and kisses on her forehead.

Why even live?

Just wait until VR gets a bit better.

yea, nothing to live for

Joke's on you, as you are clearly a druid. Not a wizard.

Sana was cuter with long hair.

You could always hire a short girl and use VR to pretend she isn't 3DPD.