Shouldn't Alaska be given back to Russia? It was a steal for that price

Shouldn't Alaska be given back to Russia? It was a steal for that price.

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yes

So what? A deal's a deal.

I'd love to move to Alaska but I wouldn't have any idea what to do with myself job-wise.

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The Ukraine sanctions are costing the oligarchs $50 billion per year in lost foreign investment opportunities and the Russian economy $150 billion in lost revenue Per year. Every decade that goes by, Putin's kleptocracy costs at least $1.5 trillion.

They can try to take it back if they want.

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It belongs to Canada.

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Wasn't the entire Lousiana territory sold by the french for the same price though? It wasn't that much of a bad deal for the Russians.

Well, then we're even. gib back clay.

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Canada is a fake country. Next we should discuss who gets Canada.

>when ivan thinks baby-talk might help him make a strange argument

No baby talk is there to palliate your oncoming pain.
picrelated will win the argument

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Become a smoke jumper. Due to the massive forests and few roads, people jump out of planes to go fight forest fires.

Just hunt animals and build a wooden house.

Get gold

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You can't make your soldiers do a lot of things and that's destroying Canadian property.

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And every hundred thousand million billion years, the sanctions cost FUHRER SHMLADIMIR eleventy trillion quadrillion dollars.

Wow, really makes you think - that if you multiply a small number by a big enough number, dumb liberals might think it matters for shit.

Hey fuck you Chile-bro. Just the residents in AK would assfuck a canadian invasion. We wouldn't even need our military assets based up here.
Also pretty sure that's a Tlingit ceremony or some other pacific northwest tribe.

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And Manhattan was bought for 24 dollars worth of junk, should we give the land back to the natives?

I need to go to alaska. Smoke jumpers sound pretty damn manly.

How do you cook seal and do you vacuum or sweep an igloo?

It is actually, the photos may be famous, Canada it's a nice country to belong to, no shame in it.

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Kindly kys by severing your genitalia and removing your own bowels. K thx

Crazy thing about the natives is they are kinda dumb, even though they have pretty high IQs, but they are some of the most badass artists and designers if they are smart enough.

americans may have alaska but do they have S-P-A-C-E

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We bought it and settled millions of people in it. It's like saying the entire area of the Louisiana purchase should be given back to France.

Putin answered something similar to this in one of his interviews

Tldr Russia has enough territory that is cold, why would they need more of it

Never ever give up clay. Nary an inch. Besides, what would they do with it? They can't make use of the turf they have and will eventually lose most of it to China anyway.

you just pour water over the dirty floor and have a nice new perfect ice surface. you have to move to a new igloo once you run out of headspace though

Russia never owned Alaska, they just dumped off thousands of yupik and ran the Russian American fur company.
Doesnt belong to Canada either.
The Papal Bull of 1493 has never been decided, so Alaska could be Spanish territory, and Vitus Behring wasnt even Russian, neither was captain Cook, so Russia can fuck off.
Indians came from Siberia, so they can fuck off too.
Alaska belongs to the Jews, they legally bought it with Confederate gold, they run it, and has been a successful Jewish Company for 150 years now.
Even better, Alaskans should just cross the Behring straight and take Siberia back. Have a good old fashioned invade Russia blitzkrieg again.

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Alaskans should definitely just take their Asian clay back.
Everyone expects Russia to take Alaska.
Alaskans should just take Russia.
Then when the leafs get all froggy, Alaskans should take Canada back too.

The eastern part of Siberia is on the North American continent. Time for that to be given back to americans.

If by americans you mean natives, I agree.

Why are political cartoonists almost all such trash?

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No, too many Americans living there now

We'll trade you lower half of Ontario for Alaska, and scrap the West Coast pipeline to keep the oil cheap. What do ya say? Deal?

Russia probably doesn't care that much, honestly. There's probably oil all over Siberia that's currently unexplored and cheaper to get to.

Alaska was just a giant territory on a different continent that they logistically couldn't make use of until well after they develop the rest of their country, which will literally take centuries.

Amazing how Siberians think they are native to North America.
Better to give it back to the Solutrean tribes. Since they were actually first.
Or just give those "natives" back to siberia maybe?

Is a laska the american version of falklands?

As long as we inherit the Leafs' and Blue Jays' championships

WTF? Can’t you see it belongs to Canada? It’s physically attached to us. We should just annex. The US will not miss it.

fucking leaf

u plz

We paid money for it.
>What are property rights
When are you giving back your land to the native Indians? If you're answer is anything other than "never, it's ours by conquering it from savages", you're wrong.

>given
What is this cuckery?

know your place, leaf

We paid for plenty of native land you fucking idiot.

Yes

It would start WW3 and that's good.

and plenty we didn't, which is fine.

>giving back
look here faggot, you either BUY IT BACK or DIE trying to take it.
NIGGERS
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

I wish I could send this back in time

Napoleon sold it cheap because France was almost bankrupt

We can't spend one more shithole after Crimea.
Alaska is literaly shithole like Yakutia, Part of Siberia, Primorskij Kraj.

Fuck off.

All of North America is Solutrean first Nations land.
SiberIndians never owned it.
Russians never owned it.
North America was free for the taking when humans finally migrated to it.
No humans are Native to north America.

>surrendering American soil to a foreign nation
You sound like a soyboy. Or Jew. Probably both

We got cucked by the UK. We had the chance to take it but our then masters let the US have it.

Do try :^)

They can have Sarah Palin. The rest of Alaska stays with us.

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