How about some nightly dose of Sup Forums humor thread?
How about some nightly dose of Sup Forums humor thread?
Nicholas Anderson
Jacob Turner
Aaron Watson
Zachary Gonzalez
Asher Cooper
Shouldn't little edgy racist children like you be asleep by now? How hard would your daddy beat you if he found out you're still awake?
Dylan Rodriguez
Joseph Bailey
Samuel Wood
Blake Wood
Jackson Williams
Wyatt Foster
Angel Scott
>Dat racist!
>check flag
As always.
Elijah Gray
Lol
John Diaz
Oliver Lopez
Sebastian Wilson
Brayden Wilson
Brody Brown
Hudson Flores
Levi Sanchez
Jackson Garcia
Cooper Ortiz
Ethan Parker
Nathan Walker
Austin Sanders
Jace Brown
It seems peetty obvious you're some friendless early teenagers who posts dumb racist shit on here to get back at a bunch of ethnic minority kids at his school for laughing ar him
Colton Hall
Dominic Murphy
Noah Lopez
Oliver Bennett
Julian Taylor
Evan Gutierrez
Stop making us look bad fucking leaf
Dylan Jenkins
Charles Ward
Aiden Brooks
Levi Lee
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Eli Bennett
Evan Lewis
Cameron Rogers
Ethan Garcia
Jason Bennett
Cooper Stewart
Anthony Price
Jayden Robinson
Brody Kelly
Nolan Sanders
I saw Varg at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Jackson Barnes
Carson Morris
I'm an oldfag - I remember when this was funny.
Nathaniel Barnes
Kayden Cruz
Christopher Rogers
Colton Perry
For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.
Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.
Samuel Green
Jason Long
Lmao fucking hamplanet
Michael Phillips
Luis Bell
Julian Murphy
>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>mfw americans call motorized rollinghams “cars”
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs “Fireworks”
>mfw americans call genocide ‘Thanksgiving’
>mfwn americans call wunderbahboxes a “PC”
>mfw americans call meat water “gravy”
>mfw americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>mfw americans call fart tornados “bar mitzvahs”
>mfw americunts call Whimsy Flimsy Mark and Scribblers “pens”
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles “Doorknobs”
>mfw americans call french toast “pussy bread”
>mfw americans call breaddystacks “sandwiches”
>mfw americans called their hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards”
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “peanut butter and jelly”
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the “escalator”
>mfwn americans call tossin’ the thimble in the tipper “Archiving the Thread”
>mfw americans call Montezuma’s Revenge “Water”
>mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs “Toes”
>mfw amercians call peepee friction pleasure “Sex”
>mfw americans call a pip pip gollywock a “Screwdriver”
>mfw americans call cold on the cob a "popsicle"
>mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a “Snake”
>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops “Roads”
Blake Scott
Zachary Stewart
Jackson Wright
Leo Hughes
kys
Luke Powell
Colton Howard
Christopher Clark
Gavin Reed
Josiah Cook
Ian Wilson
Owen Turner
Xavier Carter
Jordan Roberts
One of my personal favs
Levi Miller
Asher Ward
I don't get it
Adam Lopez
Hey before i got to bed i want to say to you: free catalonia! Fuck rajoy! Keep going guys, dont give up, its a long term fight. The actions of violance and political force and oppression will motivate a bigger and bigger number of people in catalonia. But you shouldnt loose the school politics, the language is the key. I hope for you, catalonia will be free;)! And no, i am not catalanian. But unlike the eu and many others so called "democrats" i believe in the souveranity right of the peoples. If you dont speak spain and dont feel spanish and are millions in the same territory you shouldnt be forced to be part of spain. Your choice! Only that is demcracy.
Caleb Ward
Elijah Adams
Jacob Robinson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Grayson Adams
Thanks , but I'm not Catalonian either.
Eli Myers
Camden Clark
just kill them
Jaxon Hughes
Jeremiah Butler
Noah Wilson
Nice photoshop aussie
Easton Long
>163617994
The ABC pictures. N = Obama
Owen Bailey
Jordan Bell
Adrian Nguyen
>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a thread like this and people say no one cares if you're alone
>I turn up a couple minutes late
>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Security comes by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!"
>Crowd finally disperses
>Panda Bear comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"
>All I can do is whimper yes sir
Julian Parker
Jonathan Parker
underrated
Colton Kelly
Parker Parker
Jonathan Allen
Luis Reyes
Look at the pictures for each letter of the alphabet on the wall..
Grayson Morris
Carson Moore
Owen Butler
Jordan Walker
Elijah Morales
Michael Nguyen
Subtle. Kek.
Daniel Jackson
Brody Lee
damn, this was funny. got any more like this XD?