/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SOON EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/xWPpd1P1JvQ
>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
youtu.be/TV0kSKyB8qE
>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/j44G79YcGpQ
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
youtu.be/BbfiJT1fpqY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
youtu.be/cezI_IN0YI0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
youtu.be/tc35CJbGoiM
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
youtu.be/EHbDG-fToOE
>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
youtu.be/-4xJ4SfZvOQ
>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
youtu.be/7LywWrnX0HE
>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 3/10/18
youtu.be/v5kwLJv186k
>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
youtu.be/YJ8EsZu81tY
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
youtu.be/Ah2D9bh8x50
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
youtu.be/f2uJy8gw72M
>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
youtu.be/5IWE0CIyOqc
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
youtu.be/NPmx5QSczxQ
>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
youtu.be/UaLM3NDlkfs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
youtu.be/3bBo_fVUI4U
>This Week @State 3/9/18
youtu.be/Eg-raVsZ47Y
>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
youtu.be/KYbovn9VYTk
>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
youtu.be/0C_IBSuXIoo

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ATTENTION: NEW OP REQUIRED!

OP IS NO LONGER BAKER!

ATTENTION NEW OP REQUIRED!

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neat

We doing good today /ptg/?

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hey rangi can you stop immigrating to my country

wut?

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I spent the whole day doing 3D modeling, so I didn't see any news. What's this about a fucking peace treaty?

In watching Bone Tomahawk at the recommendation of /ptg/ and to be honest its basically The Hills Have Eyes set in the old west.
Great dialogue though.

AWOOO

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Fuck yes.

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Doing okay tonight. Watching 300 on netflix. How are you kiwi

i want to fug kaise hunt so badly bros

>we

I didn't take speed today so I'm laughing a lot more than normal

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Holy fuck Tucker deep dicked Bolton on that last interview.

"Better record than yours I would say"

Holy fuck lmao. He won't be back.

Maybe you shouldn't have stolen my islands?

wasnt a video about hillary supposed to come out today? something linking her to pizzagate?

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Fuck yeah. First new flag in ages.

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More like Cock Islands

Reports claim Rocketman wants denuclearization, peace, US embassy in Pyongyang, the whole enchilada.

you snooze you lose

>when the thread hits right at 300
For that you get some mostly fresh thiccfu before bed

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i wish i could still watch horror movies but Sup Forums has changed my mind on a lot of things man

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are you my gay fren or my straight fren
either way are you okay user?

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no

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SAUCE

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Stop having the same bed time as me.
Pretty fucking good.

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>RBG and Kennedy replaced
>Roe and Wickard overturned

My dream.

doing better

scientology.tv
Oh shit. They got a countdown.

Thanks for baking so much, Chinky. You truly are the best
Pretty good, fren. Hope you are too

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Who is this bitch? She's fucking annoying

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neato place.
as a fan of islands across the globe, I approve of your chain.

So is it best when the NEW THREAD post is the 300th post?
or 301?

Why is Joe is Joe eternally butthurt?

I didn't have that one. Thanks!

Don't be sad, user

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Look at this beady eyed faggot and laugh.

Tucker lost the argument and resorted to snark.

no

"She" looks like "she" fucks black guys.

No

All good. See you tomorrow

J O E
O
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Guys
Laura is /ourbully/ ?

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Imagine being this mad.

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Who else here is part of the 52%?

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WTF is this?

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Which would Trump be?

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Very nice, thanks

Who the fuck knows. I try to get the migrate post as the 300th, but everyone seems to post >299 when I do it

>else
Tits or GTFO, cupcake. You know the rules.

Up late doing some work, so hopefully I sleep through Real Faggot hours later this morning. I sure do hate joeposters.

Want to talk about it?
A little blog posting is okay around here every once in a while

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its been the talk on twitter recently
twitter.com/The_Trump_Train/status/971156506245701632

You got it. Nn brother

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Berserker

>disliking nigger behaviour means you're afraid of niggers/have a small dick
this is why you lose the white vote

the absolute state of CNN

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When I bake I try to hit 300 exact, or let it go to 310 because Joe needs to be Joe. Honestly either's better than Eva posting at 275; and on slow boards you can get to 400 which is pretty comfy.

I literally just ripped it for chinkers, from 4 days ago, but she's been doing preggo shots again

Kid #1 looks white

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Night, Chinky

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Its a Universal Law of Leddit that you have to let a bull fuck your gf/wife once a week or else youre raciss wypipo

Posting one more time for night before Sarah probably talks about it during the WH presser tomorrow. It appears someone has Trump's ear (in a good way)because of this article and the NRA's recent lawsuit in Florida.

marketwatch.com/story/trump-set-to-release-gun-plan-recommending-arming-teachers-2018-03-11
>WASHINGTON — The White House on Sunday announced a plan to reduce gun violence at schools that includes spending federal money on training school staffers to carry concealed weapons, but not President Donald Trump’s earlier call to raise the age limit for buying guns.
>Instead, the plan creates a federal panel to study age restrictions and other potential changes in laws and to make recommendations later.

It looks like bump stocks might be the only casualty for now, but even that would probably be challenged.

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>denuclearization, peace, US embassy in Pyongyang, the whole enchilada
Is he literally going to run for re-election on having achieved world peace?

maybe i hate niggers because they hate whites and act like low lifes

>the election was 457 days ago
Glad the faggots at cnn have finally realized this. Jesus, I read that over an hour ago and my sides STILL hurt.

>Earth is the only planet with a moon
?????????

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I've went into detail with it a lot the past month around /ptg/. let's just say i'm not doing well.

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How about you post your fucking man-tits first, and then we might have a conversation about that.

>Honestly either's better than Eva posting at 275;
things_like_this_make_me_sick.bmp

Hello frens, how is your evening? I just woke back up thanks to Daylight Saving's Time throwing everything all off and the god damn leaf sky honking niggers continuing be annoying as shit in their migration through here. Sure hope I don't fall asleep at work tomorrow desu

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Bye Sup Forums, It was fun while it lasted

>Be me
>Be next to 9/10 in a completely full elevator
>Accidentally elbow her boob
>She giggled

I'm currently planning our honeymoon in Switzerland. I've officially handed my wizard robe over, as I no longer need it

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Tits or GTFO, you boomer slut.

That faggot will be lurking on his phone in bed for hours, as per usual

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...i meant the manga...

was this /ourkids/ doing?

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show your tits or leave cunt

>ripped it for chinkers
He gets all the love.

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Gun mommy best mommy

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>9/10 latinas

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Nice m8, you're practicality hitched.

Absurdist humor, as is standard for the Left. Probably would've been funny back in 2005, but alas.

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Any meaningful definition of world peace includes the complete annihilation of MS-13 so I sure hope so.

Is it degenerate to watch horror movies or something? Didn't get the memo on that one

last night I stopped being on baking duty around 3AM
and I was still baking until around 6AM
I had to pass to T&T user

Stormy said on 60 Minutes Trumpbis into his daughter

thanks Q

Don't talk back, you smart mouth cunt. Tits. Now.

oy vey

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Can't stop us phoneposters.

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Stop flapping your yeasty gash for girl points on the Internet. Tits or GTFO.

That'd be the "Nobel Peace Prize - sub-category Poorly Spelled Tweets"?

we were thiiiiis close to getting a Lauren Southern+Brittany Pettibone prison cell video

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>when you realize Hillary has woken up at least 457 times and realized she wasn’t in The White House

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did you show you benis to her :D

>but she's been doing preggo shots again

hoy

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nn

I unironically love when the OP gets shoah'd or forgets to announce he's leaving and things go to page 6-8. There's no doubt we'll have a new thread but the concern posting is hilarious

I just want him to stop stealing my Trish/Lisa shots; I actually don't like thiccfu.

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