Would you a goblin?

Would you a goblin?

in b4 Goblin Slayer

Mind Control, Slave?

Bully gently? Tape her in a diaper and carry her around? Tickle her tummy until she giggles?

Goblin? Where?

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Goblins are not for lewd!

Run OP

Where translated?

The usual place, obviously.

I heard there's goblins in this thread.

nothing on e-hentai

>e-hentai
>usual place

I can imagine this deep voice autist saying "Goblin? Wheeeere?"

So what's the deal with gratuitous unhelpfulness on Sup Forums? I mean where people expend many times more effort making useless responses, than it would be to just answer the obvious questions a thread raises.

Is it just a way of milking the small amount of interest in marginal threads for the maximum number of bumps? Or is it more a matter of life's worst losers revelling in absurdly petty ways to feel superior to others who don't possess some trifling and frankly embarassing piece of information to have?

They just like to be obnoxious
tormenting the ignorant is the only enjoyment these sad fucks get.

Lurk 2 years before posting newfag

If you encountered a grown adult asking you for help tying their shoes, wouldn't you think they're retarded?

>So what's the deal with gratuitous unhelpfulness on Sup Forums?
People now think it's edgy to be unhelpful. And then these are the same assholes who report those who give help. Spoonfeeding they like to call it.

It's just being courteous. Sure, they know where to find it. Maybe because giving up the source caused that source to get copyright trolled. You can see how that's not fun.

Still, it's just common courtesy.

Wasabi's got your back

leave if you don't like it, no one wants you here

It's fun when retards get angry.

>image...

>And then these are the same assholes who report those who give help. Spoonfeeding they like to call it.
Spoonfeed literary goes against the rules.
You have a designated board for that.

We need a crossover, Batman vs Superman kind of thing.

>waaah why don't you spoonfeed me
How new?

that was pretty good. thanks OP

>exhentai.org

Hello.

>nothing on e-hentai

Wotcher, satan

That's a cool panda, dubsguy

>So what's the deal with gratuitous unhelpfulness on Sup Forums?

There's nothing to be gained when helping retards.

>I don't give a shit about your board's culture or rules
Why the fuck should anyone care about what you want then? Get off your high horse.

I want him here.
It's you newfags the ones who need to learn what requests boards are for. Go there and make a thread. It's really not that hard.
It's called board rules.

Can I Dwarf instead?

>Go the sadpanda for OP's doujin
>Those trash tags
Nope
Good taste in Gobs. New chapter fucking when?

>once upon a time on Sup Forums
>user asked for sauce
>I give
>get called a retard by that same user
What a day

No, but I would an orc

Good, because you are a retard. There's a reason request boards exist.

A grown ass man not knowing how to tie his shoes and asking anyone to help him with it would be depressing.

>muh culture
You mean DBS threads and waifu wars, oh let's not forget whatever flavor of the month moe show is out
Stop being so autistic about people asking what they are being shown

It not about board's culture. It's about the board's quality. If spoonfeeding was allowed, we'll have the catalog full of sauce? and rec threads.
Say whatever you want, but the moderation has even stated that spoonfeed must be always discouraged. It's not some autistic self made rule.

>goblin thread
>full of shitposting
As it should be.

> angry complaining while leglocking

>tags
Give me a taste.

would you accept a Goblin slayer x Wasabi hentai Doujinshi?

unkillable by normal weapon only option is to defeat her by the cock.

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This was so fun, it deserves a sequel.

would she survive being teleported to the bottom of the ocean?

>a goblin is now 99% human girl with some 2cm horns on top
and some underaged degenerate will like this.

HUMANED.com

Gobu pleases old Feenas for shiny objects

>I will now make you my servant, little Goblin Girl!

Yeah!

>And I'll add this charm that will make you horny all the time!

YES

>And then THIS charm that'll make you sterile!

Aaaaaand flaccid

>ask for shit
>people don't answer
>WELL THIS IS INFORMATION IS FRANKLY EMBARRASSING TO HAVE ANYWAY
Why did you ask then lmao this is frankly embarrassing

possibly.
But she might be able to hold her breath long enough and jump/swim out.
The cock is more reliable
unless I just have a thing for burly mentally unstable obsessive killers seducing/seduced by an overpowered goblin

>seducing/seduced
in goblinslayerville there is no seduction, only rape

>inb4 "I can't get the site to load"

Scally/Furry, go back to /d/ and /tg/ where you losers belong.

He doesn't really have much choice against Wasabi, she can overpower any attempts at rape, it's either romantic seduction or nothing.

goblins do the raping

Go away anti-rapefag.

Wasabi wouldn't rape, only efficient murder.

Does Black Dog only know 2 body types for girls?
Thicc titty monsters and thin/scrawny lolis?

They were bullied relentlessly as children and then as manchildren, so they take it out on others anyway they can.

You're retarded enough to get angry over not getting spoon fed.
If you work your brain into overdrive you might figure out what you're supposed to do.

She rape her friend and superior with her mouth, user

we need this

Did someone said GOBLIN?

>inb4 panda
satania please contain yourself

comedy gold, kek

I would. Also a lot more.

>draw a cute girl
>call it a goblin

Your face when artist actually puts out OC in like 20 to 30 years but he pretty much made it PG 13 by only releasing it on Pixiv.

Why not make an actual doujin or is he gonna release like 200 pages all at once on Comiket someday?

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Why a panda? Whats wrong with you satan?

please submit this

>possibly.
>But she might be able to hold her breath long enough and jump/swim out.

user, its not the lack of oxygen, its the crushing pressure and freezing temperatures.

>let's act like there are rules about how goblins are depicted in fiction

Furshit isn't allowed on /d/, retard.

Dropped immediately. What the hell is it with Japan and their stupid teary-eyed embarrassed waifu bullshit?

>give source
>every thread gets flooded with SOURCE?! SOUUUURCE???!!!!
>leeds to less people knowing or wanting to find a source themself, and inturn leads to less source found overall
vs
>dont give source
>get one or two angry WHY NO SOURCE FUKN ELITE SHITLORDS
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there is an old saying
"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

THEN THE MODS BAN THE FUCKING FISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nobody likes a clueless retard, I think that´s pretty much it
your question has been answered a thousand times, probably in a way that you can search it in the archives without bothering anyone, yet here you are bitching about how much of a retard you are

Max levels and stats, I think she could take it.

I am lazy and cannot be bothered. Feel free though.

Japan has a serious problem with dimorphism in fantasy races.

This is from the same place than this ?

Every day until you like it user

Hey thanks for the picture OP I literally found the source in 5 seconds.

That's just a kid
Hell nah!

RAPE

>that first chapter

I expected self-insert wish fulfillment garbage isekai, yet I'm still let down.

Possibly, but then I'd help them tie their motherfucking shoes, you motherfucking waste of human skin.

sadpanda

the answer is always sadpanda

your smut is located at sadpanda and always will be

repeat after me: sadpanda is what im looking for

Yeah.

if you not gonna put the effort to find the image yourself, why even bother. There are ways to find the images yourself. Tons of image search engines to try.

It's like that one kid that copy your homework. You are giving the answer not the equation to solve the problem. He doesn't learn anything. Also saucebeggers just annoy the fuck out of me when it only took me 2 min to find the source.

This thread.

Goblins are for slaying

I want to kill Goblin men and rape Goblin women.

I guess that makes me a "Goblin"