/ptg/ President Trump General - Fast Bake Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
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>CIA Dir Pompeo on Fox 3/11/18
youtu.be/PQIB7wlTgXA
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
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>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
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>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
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>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 3/10/18
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>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
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>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
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>This Week @State 3/9/18
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>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
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thanks for baking

This is a nice thread

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AWOO

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drumpf

It's a form of argument called the reddit

TELL ME ABOUT TRUMP

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MAGA!

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>I don't have much to be proud of but there's that.
some days i wish i could just give you a great big hug

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the diplomacy codes.

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Thanks for baking.

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Zzzzzzz......zzzzzz

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>implying Sarah posting is ever off the table here

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ohh. i used to have a reddit account which i saltmined with, so i thought someone had dredged it up somehow lol

Best girl confirmed?

Or is Laura confirmed bully?

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Can't stop posting this. Sorry.

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Tell me a good bed time story /ptg/!

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M I L K
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>anime khazars

Thanks for baking, good sir

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you too

>that lil nose
>perfect eye brows
>nice smile
>huge tits
STAHP

I fucking love that the media is in maximum damage control mode trying to make the negotiation with NK out to be some kind of disaster when it's the first face-to-face, no requirements communication between US and NK leaders since ever

>ISIS dead
>stacking the courts with hard-right conservatives
>full Perot on trade and tariffs
>about to achieve world peace by ending the Korean War
Is Trump about to become the greatest president in history?

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>and all the Jews were finally gone forever
>the end

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Absolutely disgusting. He'll die from the GRID.

You sleeping son of a bitch

it's called "The Ugly Barnacle"
Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died! The End.

Thoughts
What I REALLY want to know is how their( Fake News) chain of command works. Someone sees a story and then decides what the Party Line will be. I believe that is then channeled to someone in the news agencies who gives it to the show producers who type it into the teleprompter and is then read by the Talking Heads. The Talking Heads are empty vessels; that just read the teleprompter.
Who is the Grand Poobah and who authorizes the story in each Media Outlet. Rush has proved time and time again that the stories are almost word for word the same.

We need to infiltrate. If we can find a willing volunteer to transistion into full on Soy Boy....take it in the ass with a smile normie...we could crack this....takers?

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Want more?

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milk

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IT'S ONLY YEAR 2

i'm glad i'm not interacting with my old high school friends /ptg/. i just realized how most of my friends are either left wingers or centric faggots. it's disgusting how none of them have a concept of law and order. the constitution is for the citizens of this country not foreigners. non-americans have no rights cause they aren't fucking citizens. they're okay with open borders and these so called "common sense" gun control laws. they're okay with making fun of whites but make fun of a minority then it's raciss. it makes me mad but a little sad too because i don't believe i'm ever gonna have a family because most women don't hold my views. they go and believe everything the media spews out their fake ass shithole. sorry for the blog post but it's tiresome

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She's cute. I want to take her out to an old fashioned picnic lunch in the park.

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#43 looks an awful lot like some weeb tried to slip an Evangelion joke past the editorial staff.

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hopefully the jews will be next

You're Welcome

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Reason #2209 Goth Gun Mommy is the best

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Comfy story

Nice watermark.

You did good user
Thank you for the memes

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i love how they try to be smug with the whole election was 487 days ago. fuck fake as hell CNN

>walk in
>see this

wat do?

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Impregnate immediately.

That's some fine journalism boys

Its not heirarchical or else they’d be found out, yeah sometimes the DNC sends emails but most of the time they do not have to.

See one of them says something the other recognize as good propaganda and then they parrot in sync.

God, she's stunning
Y-Yes

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Sam Nunberg ruined his career and was forgotten within a week

I don't go for goth chicks but goth gun mommy is sexy.

Are Sarah and AugFrog from West Virginia the same grill?

WEW

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Sweetie you forgot the bolt.

No no, not that bolt, this bolt...

thanks for the memeories

>How does any meeting between Trump and Kim not turn into a victory for the North Koreans,” he wondered acting baffled.
Trump operates from the highly successful negotiating strategy that all parties emerge as winners. If he negotiates any level of peace with NK is that not a win for North Korea?
>Does Soy Boy Chuck Todd wish for the North Koreans to remain as they are? Slaves to their own state, impoverished beyond belief and the pawns of a suicidal game their leaders play?
L'il Kim can scuttle the whole thing if he wishes, nothing Trump can do about that, and Trump certainly can't and won't give L'il Kim everything he wants but he will offer him something far more valuable than all the aid they've ever gotten. A chance to join the world as a real nation state with the opportunities that go with that.
Pres. Trump has already made the alternatives very clear. In private he will make the persuasive case for the upsides to the path of reason.

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>unzip dick
>screw on dick silencer

I wanna suck her lil toes.

>Bullpups
+ longer barrel with shorter overall gun length
- armpit reloading

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Yes, she's one of the most beautiful grills I've ever seen.

>a guy shot himself outside of the White House and was forgotten in a day

It's a pretty good movie so far.

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All I got.

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>looking at the feet

This is off topic, but fuck Turkey. I just learned that they murdered millions of Greeks and Assyrians along with the Armenians during WW1. .Why isn't this stuff taught in our schools?

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FUG

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It was a democrat, and a roomate tried to lie and say he was a trump supporter but they had proof he was registered democrat and had other ppl saying he was frustrated about Trump after he won

((( )))

Watch Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein next

she looks a like a real bitch and not the good kind. also a harlot too

I’d climb that amazonian bitch

>walk into your room
>see this
wat do?

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What the press is not talking about, or asking questions about, is what led up to this meeting announcement. Leaders don't go to meetings in order to get a deal. They go to meetings because they have already negotiated a deal, and are simply formalizing it for the cameras. For most of the last year, President has been squeezing them hard with sanctions, and driving a wedge between North Korea and China. That was the stick, but the carrot was the negotiations with South Korea.
North Korea is really in bad shape, and any way out using violence is going to end really badly for the North. President Trump, through South Korea, has offered a face saving way out of the situation, and it looks like Kim has taken the deal.

>I think we can already see the outline of the deal. South Korea allowed North Korea to attend the Olympics in South Korea. Not only that, North Koreans and South Koreans competed under a new flag of the whole Korean peninsula. And North Koreans joined the South Korean women's hockey team. These are not gestures of "de-nuclearization", but eventual reunification.

The American press will have a collective aneurysm when Kim, Trump, and the South Koreans come out of the meeting room smiling and acting like they are best buddies.

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((()))

>I just learned that they murdered millions of Greeks and Assyrians along with the Armenians during WW1. .Why isn't this stuff taught in our schools?
what retarded school did you go to?

Hand all those weapons in to local authorities then go to the library to print an affirmative consent form.

>Why isn't this stuff taught in our schools?
Semites stick together.

Dude just think of it as a bunch of people in a group chat telling each other the same jokes and everyone outside the chat notices they are hearing the same jokes from different people

When they attack they attack as a mob and when one of them is attacked they fall back to a group defense

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>Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
classic
>youtube.com/watch?v=x0YLLkr7VfU

Crawl up to her and bite her pussy like a dominant male animal

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Sauce?

There's a reason why so many Armenians were losing their minds (in a good way) when Trump called the genocide an "atrocity", they obviously want him to call it the genocide though.

Endless winning.

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>turks
>semites

You are in a slow state of decay by every breath you take

They also torture dogs whenever they get the chance.

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I don't know about you guys, but I definitely heard of the Assyrian Genocide growing up.

The only "uprising" you'll be doing is at the end of a rope.

do these people still think we're gonna have death camps? i mean i wouldn't be against it

Feline piece of shit

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*SNIFFFFFFFFFF

I'll get to that when I'm done with this. Jack seems like an user who lost his mind in all honesty. Didn't think they'd reveal his invisibility as early as the 15-18 minute mark.

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