Can't buy knives

>can't buy knives
>can't buy anything with too much caffeine
>but free to get acid thrown in their faces

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is this Britian?

>can’t buy eggs and flour

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Bwahahahahahahahaha
Is it real ?

oi mate you got a license for those green words

bongistan plz stop

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Oi mate, ya got a license to reply to OP’s?

This, in a country where they used to walk around with swords and have duels to settle arguments.

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this is now a you rage you lose thread

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"quit bein obscene, bin that caffeine"

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Their faces... are britains that cucked that they cant kill devils

I'm not under 16 so I couldn't give a shit. The less ADHD kids running around full of stimulants the better.

Banning soda is good fascist policy, shit is poison and shouldn’t be in the hands of kids.

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Don't think, bin that drink
Don't be rude, bin that food

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Really? All that because of mischief night?
How the fuck do mudslimes buy acid in such a place?

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Here is a big one

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is this UK police? lul

Keep it coming, good compilation thread.

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>can't buy anything with too much caffeine
You're under 16? reported

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buying acid is as easy as raping 13 year olds

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this has to be fake but i honestly cant tell

i hope from the bottom of my heart this is irony

is this real?

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kek this

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what the actual unironic fuck
this can't be real

Or is this just fantasy?

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It's somewhat of a legit health concern but I don't see stickers as this here in the stores.

Absolutely cucked

would it really surprise you that's its real considering the stupid bs like

>diversity budget

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I don't know but the real ones + age checks for buying spoons are just as bad.

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Hahah holy shit. This thread.

Buy a bunch of soda and give it to kids

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Fucking hell. UK is being this pathetic. I wonder if King George III somehow can see the future, will he try something different to change the future or will he abandoned everything and move to America?

if you just drink the coke in the store and are under age, what are they gonna do? arrest you for drinking coke?

ridiculous

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>pencils longer than 15cm

jesus christ these laws are 100% so that pedo cops can get a few gropes in

Where is napalm when you need it?

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I don't fucking understand
you had Orwell
all that V for Vendetta shit
And STILL you let this happen

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I'm out

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Who even needs assault pencils? You can write beautiful letters with the soft hairs of a paintbrush.
>bin that pencil

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How do these weapon sweeps even work? Do they barge into people's homes or do they randomly stop people in the street and search for potentially hazardous objects?

...the sooner you understand Globalist-Jews comprise Windsor completely and have had their boots on England for 200 years, their path will start to make sense. They're also the faction of the cucks and losers on the side of 1776 so keep that in mind.

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They might even go in your home if you're doing nothing wrong.... to "educate" you.

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sounds like both but if it can be used to hurt someone then they will take it from you (this applies to literally everything but they are too stupid and cucked to realize that)

wtf, its like the bongs are in 1984 already

Kids should not be drinking soda or coffee in any capacity. Nobody should really, but with kids it's 10x worse.

Shouldn't they confiscate nigger jizz and muslims then? Those seem quite dangerous.

Are Brits genetically predisposed to being absolute no-fun-allowed rulefags?

No wonder the Americans revolted against them.

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Kill the thief, bury the body.
Doesn't the UK have pig farms? Pigs'll discard a corpse for you almost as fast as a gator will.

t. Florida

PS: Learn to use the tools around you to make evil pay. Quietly. Niggers don't get lynched in Florida. Niggers disappear. Must've been drugs.

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It's not like. They are.

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They are. And they're celebrating it. Someone post the bobbies on parade webm. I was too disgusted to save it myself.

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you know I wanted to visit the uk but after seeing this thread and realizing how cucked and retarded they are, no damn way

2008. How much can change in just 10 years...

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Globalism-Communism = anti-family freedom.
Your family = the state.
You'll have no escape.

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caught in a landslide....no escape from the faggotry!

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I like that a fucked up car stereo is included among their "weapons

Nothing wrong with this particular restriction imo. Fuck caffeine and sugar.

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Why couldn't you have won the war Hans :'(

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anglo scum had it coming to them

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ayyy