Oi mate show me your eggs license

>the absolute state of the U.K.

Lmao, just end yourselves

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HAHAHAHAHA

OI I NEED IT FOR ME MUM, SHES A BAKER I SWEAR ON ME NANS GRAVE

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Welcome home, plenty of space

Throwing eggs at people is NOT! fucking funny.

It’s hilarious

OI I WISH THE QUEEN MUM WOULD SHIT IN ME MOUTH

UK is turning into China.

China is based compared to the U.K.
China just banned "rap culture" & "ghetto American culture"
It's now illegal in their country

UK overtaking Germany and Sweden for most cucked.

Advanced faggotry.

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Please nuke us when the end comes.

>MFW I realize France is less cucked than the rest of Western Europe

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FUCK forgot the pic

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DON'T BE A FLAKE
BIN THAT CAKE

fpbp as always.

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ive never seen such a revolting sight in my life. do they not have tasers or pepper spray?

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please tell me it's a shoop
I don't even live there and they're making me want to kill myself

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What the actual fuck, this reeks of communism.

Baking ingredients of peace

KEK
And no they are real, I've seen them. It's because of school kids throwing eggs at teachers on their last school day.

Still, it’s not like you can make a bomb with that...or can you? I don’t know, tomatoes are pretty bad if you throw rotting ones too.

DON'T MAKE US BEG
BIN THAT EGG

DON'T BE SOUR
BIN THAT FLOUR

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Eggseptional memeing

kek thanks for the laugh

>live in uk
>be 15
>bake cake
>police kick down door and demand license
>jailed for life
>spend 4 months at a time with different convicted pedos

EGG LICENSE ANYONE

What about throwing acid? That's a real hoot, right?

>cops bust down door
>watching the 'tele'
>cant produce tv license
>6 montha probation

>UK police
>convicting pedos
LOL

YOU BETTER BE WARY
IF YOU DON'T BIN THAT DAIRY

U.K. Cops would be fucked in the states

He's a yolk fisted gent, who ran amok in Kent. Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair. You better stay away from him, he'll purchase flour Jim! Heh. I'd like to see his license.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OI! Show us your eggy doughy license!

I think that's just for Halloween, which is still fucked, but not as funny if it was a general ban.

There are some white pedos too, those get convicted.

This is what happens when you ban guns.

Who is worse? Britbongs or leaf?

>Tfw I actually got eggs thrown at in Dublin.

WHY DO ANGLOS NEED ASSAULT EGGS?

Same, we could've been an all Anglo master race, instead we're full of nigs and half whites, the pain never ends.

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Fuuuck it's real? "It's bercause BLEU BLUE BLUE"
The fact that you would defend this shit is why they do it to you. The reason they need to fuck me in the ass before I get on the bus is because SCHOOL KIDS ARE HORNY! BLEU BLEU BLEU.

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What if I got some chickens? Wouldn't that be like manufacturing weapons of mass destruction?

Literally terrorism with weapons of mass destruction.

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>be in UK baking a cake with the television on
>cops break down the door
>15 years for watching TV without a TV license
>15 years for baking a cake without an eggs license
>15 years for using an unregistered knife to cut the cake
>15 years for Sup Forums found in browser history

The sun has set

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>Kids act like assholes
>ban the inanimate object they have chosen to use this time
>repeat the banning until there are no more objects to be thrown
>literally bans entire existence
You may as well give us those islands already, before you finish the faggot transformation.

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Assault Eggs are a thing in the UK, have you all only just found out?

t. Faggot

>The sun has set
It's practically midnight

Won't be long until there's rapey finger men and curfews in place.

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ohhh fucking shit, is that real???
what´s next?
no smoking in bars like fucking cucked mexico???

funny breed indeed, them ausies...

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i love having a good laugh at the brits but in all seriousness those islands never belonged to you and never will

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>convicted pedos
in the UK???
what ere ye, mental?!
that´s real culture you white supremacist asshole
ohh he´ll fix ya right!
uncle jimmy is a great man with no restrictions!

>that guy with the blue bag

He tries to help, then seeing how useless the police are throws his arm up in disgust and turns his back kek

nah it's the opposite, it was put up as a protest to the increasing nanny state here.

OI MATE, BIN THAT EGG OR OI GONNA SINK YA
>When you live in a shit hole, but the 1st world is going to explode in chaos first

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The UK is a giant daycare.

No, we need them for strategic penguin petting operations.

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>Cover up the rape and murder of thousands of young white girls by Muslims for 40 years
>Ban the sell of eggs and flour
THE
ABSOLUTE
STATE

Why don't you both just agree to give them to a third party, hm?

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>there are white pedos so we should import millions of paki rape gangs

I love this logic

They have bigger plans for us.

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The one thing I wanna do before I die is become a pilot, maybe I'll die shooting down NK Jets only to go down in a blaze of glory.

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>There are some white pedos too, those get convicted.
Your projectionism is showing.
I posted an image & didn't say a single fucking word accompanying it; you yanked an entire position for me out of your ass.

I really want to see a movie like that made where for some reason a group of UK coppers are in Detroit for some reason and shit goes down

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Good, I don't see why people should be allowed to buy their own food; the fat fucks in this country clearly can't be trusted to manage their own nutrition. Food should be prepared in state kitchens by licensed chefs (after undergoing appropriate food and knife safety training), and served in monitored state canteens, to make sure we're all properly fed.

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Woah calm down matey, who stuck an egg up your arse? It was more a comment on liberals who use the counter argument of there being white pedos when confronted with the truth of paki rape gangs.

>uk
>convicted pedos
thanks for the lafs

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Not if you're a politician. Although I suppose Jews don't count as white.

>who stuck an egg up your arse?

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If that video happened in Detroit those losers would have guns and in panic their pistols go off. And another police violence scandal and nigger chimpout happens. Sounds familiar?

And we'd have another dead criminal and the police would walk. Sounds great

>not throwing bologna instead

>finn doesn't know about "justifiable homicide"
>finn doesn't realize armed police response happens literally all the time without issues
time to go to work, man; your wife's son wants a new, dumb moomin toy.

Use your own nukes, freeloader.

>Use your own nukes, freeloader.
i don't know why, but i keked. have a (((you)))

Does this mean chickens are weapons manufacturers?

You can get badge and gun in America with 4-6 months training. You must be very disillusioned to think that your cops are any better than those wankers.

>Needing to be 16 in order to buy some of the most basic-of-basic cooking ingredients

good.
fucking chinks know that degenerate nigger behaviour will only ruin their country.

>actually defending this

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>lice

Goddamn i love being an american!

Lel thinking I'm too old and responsible to throw eggs

Amen brother! I like being an American but I love being a Texan more. That kind of faggotry won't fly down here.

That's genuinely how retarded chavs speak that isn't even satire anymore

As far as I know they have been used throughout the world on halloween, but never banned anywhere but your cucked country.
you are losing it.