Are these yours?

Are these yours?

Well none of them is a menstruating nazi cunt bitch, so I'd hazard a "no".

Keep them, I only want what's in the middle.

>hayamin
garbage

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Karen is a big girl

Is the entire Monogatari series even worth watching, got it in its entirely somewhere

No and yes.

...

Not at all. Is it for all intent and purposes a harem, but the shitty kind. Winner is already decided in three episodes or so, so no matter how much you like a girl later on (which happens for the majority of the cancerous fanbase), it doesn´t matter. But if you do enjoy shows with MC having the cake and eating it too? Go ahead. Bat is best girl, but what does it matter, she is a loser.

>Inb4 is not a harem the girl doesn´t matter
Please, back to where you came.

who is that on the left?

Yes the one on the left. The one on the right is a dyke and thus garbage. I saw a dumpster on my way here, I'll toss it in there for you.

Is this one of those scenarios where if I say yes I would get something better?

only watch the movie. the anime is pretty fucking shitty. Ends up falling for a really fucking terrible character

Movie means nothing by itself. Isn't even that good either, Oishi tries too hard to be artsy as usual to the detriment of the main characters even getting their characterization across. It not managing to stand by itself without needing a shitty LN to refer to says it all.

>ends up falling for
Who his girlfriend is literally doesn't matter, Batfags & Crabfags are the dumbest fucks. Said girlfriend herself is barely even there, the point is that she exists and the rest of the actually interesting characters react or respond to that accordingly.

>Did you drop the golden tomboy or the silver tomboy?

only watch it if your into paranormal or have enjoyed philosophy 101.
you could probably complete the whole series with just headphones honestly

>Toss both of them into the incinerator where they both belong, thanks.

You know, I was hoping someone would get it, but no, I just get the edgelord response.
Dunno why I expected anything better.

thats the point. just being a bit artsy in the movie is the ONLY saving grace from the whole clusterfuck of the stories

Nope, I'm busy putting my Shaft into Hanekawa...

No, mine is the intellectual one. I just found her in the floor anyway.

>Teacher bullies you out of school
>Finally get to come back to home room
>Get snipped in the face by an angry crab
Poor math.

> the whole clusterfuck of the stories
The only stuff Oishi's worked on in this series is the least clusterfuck-y parts of the entire series. He made them more obtuse with all his scenery porn slideshows and muh New French Wave dicksucking everywhere while shoddily copy-pasting random chunks of the LNs in there wherever he seemingly felt like it - instead actually trying to adapt non-anime material into anime decently.

He's just ripping off what Shinbo did with HidaSketch/SZS anyway, just with more necksnaps and upskirt shots of nostrils here and there.

No, but I can trade them in for another girl? I'd rather have a spoopy or a math.

Ononoki and Monkey are the only things that i still like from this show.
And the elevator music.

Did her tits get bigger?

No

Memers will tell you it's all about the girls but really it's about Araragi. If you enjoy Araragi and enjoy his bants with the other characers you will like the whole series.

Her tits are definitely bigger in Kizumonogatari movies.

First season is the best. Feel free to skip the rest unless you like it's style.

not really, mine's this one

No, but I can take them off your hands.

Kizu cat is at least as big as anime Heart Under Blade

why is her voice so arousing?

Does it ever take itself seriously enough to not revert back to sex or some harem bullshit? I'm enjoying the parts where they talk about things that are actually interesting/spooky, but fucking christ, the constant switch to "BUT HERE'S HER PANTIES" or whatever is annoying.

But I'm a homogay so the harem aspect does literally nothing for me.

Keep her far away from anyone else that thing is disgusting.

No, but I would like to take the tomboy imouto, please.

Your dick has the dream of breaking the monotone. To force an emotion from her. Whether it be a moan, a gasp, or a stutter.

yes, aw fuck they escaped again
sorry for the trouble

She has best OP I think.

Yes. Definitely mine. Totally. I swear.

>Staple Stable
>Mathemagics
>whatever the Hitagi End OP is called
>Chocolate Insomnia
>Sugar Sweet Nightmare
>Marshmallow Justice
>Renai Circulation
>Platinum Disco

Good thing you only think.

Is this a harem?

Yes, start with Saiunkoku Monogatari.

more cat for me, my win

Yes. People like to meme that it's "lol it's a deconstruction of the harem genre" but that's bullshit that's less true season after season.

more or less

Watch it and form your own opinion. Listening to anyone else about it is pointless since both people who love it and hate it project their own idea of what it is onto it and judge it based on that instead of taking it for what it is.

Wow anime looks very sophisticated coming from a fluent Japanese speaker that even gets the nuance in tone and connotations from having to have grown up in Japan to understand, just like me!

Nope

Is she smart enough to understand Rick and Morty?

ok

Yes.
Start with the first one, Katanagatari and watch on chronological order

I enjoyed it. dont worry about how high or low people try to talk it up or down to. its got a fairly good mc who manages not to be a typical beta self insert by having his own actual opinions, but has enough flaws to keep him from being a perfect little mary sue type of thing. of course symptoms of good taste may be recognizing bat as best girl but we can talk about that later.

When is the new spook full OP coming out?

The arcs narrated by Araragi get pretty overrun with that shit, but the arcs narrated by one of the girls or Kaiki tend to be devoid of fanservice.

Fucking December. I need it right fucking now.

There was no fanservice in Owari 1 and it was narrated by Araragi. That might be correlated or not with the fact that it was the best standalone book adaptation.

Women, right? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
>tips fedora

>no fanservice in Owari 1
Maybe for the first half, but I'm certain that the arc that wasn't the good part had some stuff. I can't really remember it.

Also,
>what is Hanekawa using her breasts to entice Araragi into going with her instead of Ougi

That's not fanservice though, nothing was ever done.

it's not like fanservice is some big bad boogie man, it's all over the place anyways in nearly everything. If it's not your thing does it really distract you that much?

Why would people watch this if it didn't have fanservice anyways?

>Spoogy Ougi comes up with a perfect speech on the spot and instantly wins over Araragi
>Hanekawa flails her bags of sand around and wins

it's a story that at most times as far as I can tell is about people coming to terms with themselves and their troubles. also rrrgi suicidaly using his vamprism to try and solve problems instead of actually fighting with it is different from what you normally see.

shit man I don't know it's fun?

yeah but could you really sit through it without the titties

I'd say so. titties are just a bonus

in the absolutely last and final season they should have a recap of just the OP's in the form of a medley alone for one episode at lest

some people can't handle it and fall apart seeing any sort of lewd interaction whatsoever, why they feel the need to be so vocal and post in every thread complaining about it is beyond me.

Yes I will take them back with me, sorry for the trouble

Who's the girl in the pink shirt? Recognize the right one, but the left one eludes me.

Kino to some degree, but it sadly falls back into genre conventions later. Araragi and Sahu being an item shattered my suspension of disbelief beyond repair desu.

Wow, I wonder how Ougi is so good at convincing Araragi.

Who the fuck is Sahu?

Ougi is cute and charismatic and smart and cool and cute and scary and mysterious and intelligent and good at thinking.

Test

Karen, rrgi’s imouto

Sry Senjou(gahara)

Ah. Yes, yes, they would be together wouldn't they. They're basically the same character so it makes sense they would both end up in the same situation.

Bee is all around dumb, genki, a hero of justice and very dedicated towards oral hygiene. Monkey has good intuition, slightly depressive, lesbian and fujo. They are just both fit,

Literally how
Senjougahara has a perfectly good reason for liking him and Araragi would say yes to anything with a wet hole

Wasn't the entire point of Araragi that he can't have serious relationships? I can't really see them as lovers

Who? They're both cheerful and genki.

Araragi is just stupid.

Where's the Bird? I want the Bird. Gimme the Bird!

Just watched the movies for the first time. Jesus christ are they trying to turn me gay for Rrragi? Because this is working.

Kanbaru is bro-tier

'kay, shoo

watch bake if you liked it complete watching if you didn't just drop it it's not for you

tried to start watching owarimonogatari 2 the other day but i dropped it after 1 episode because i don't remember anything from tsukimonogatari and koyomimonogatari , is it necessary to watch them before getting to owari 2

What episode is that from? I don't remember.
Also, just realised monogatari is over 100 episodes long, what the fuck.

i had to rewatch the whole fucking series to watch owarimonogatari 2

these releases are too spaced out to remember anything/

Monkey pretends to be the person Bee is.
Unlike Bee her genki idiot persona is just an act though.

It doesn't help that Nisio isn't a big fan of the words "logical story order"