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Why is Balkans so shitty?

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Retarded Catholic crusaders royally fucked Byzantium and by proxy, the entirety of the Balkans for all of time.

t. turk

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fuck turkgaria mate

>s*rv

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Because we are subhuman apes

Unironically, Turks were literally the only thing that kept Balkans somewhat civilized. Turks built bridges, roads, and educational institutions.

Founder of Turkey, Ataturk, was educated in fucking Manastir.

It just shows that Balkan slavs are subhumans that need to be ruled

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kek, the retard on the right is wearing a corinthian helmet, 0 self awareness these cunts have

Are you a roach? You're spouting complete nonsense.
Turks ruined balkan, just comparing how Croatia/Slovenia was in Austria-Hungary and how Serbia and Bosnia got buttfucked by Turks for 500 years shows everything.
After Turks were beaten and cleansed from Slavonia (east Croatia) the land was desolate and completely empty.
Ataturk was born towards the end of the empire though.

>Turks ruined balkan

except balkans were always a shithole, even before turks. only good parts are Slovenia, and that's basically italy due to Venetian control.

Everything else, including Croatia, Serbia, etc. is a shithole

From a strictly geopolitical standpoint, hilly terrain and distance from global trade routes.

Last time there was any chance of Balkans of catching up to the W.E was before Age of Exploration when main trade route was still on the Mediterrenean, but since Ottomans came and the age of constant warfare came with them that went nowhere fast.

>don't have a fucked up geography
>have a nice coastline where port cities can be built
>has direct correlation to accumulation of capital, ensuring middle class springs up, meaning further development possible

Take for instance the most wretched state of the said region, Bosnia. Last time they've had gdp per capita comparable to the rest of Europe was during the motherfucking Roman Empire.

tl,dr - it is not because "muh corruption, muh lazyness"

because we are all half turk rape babies

Mutts explaining European history again, ignore them.

>except balkans were always a shithole, even before turks
True,but what Turks did do is massively slow down the development of those countries under their rule like Serbia to the point of a complete hiatus. Look at the Balkan situation rn, Croats (who were under Hungarian rule mind you) are in a somewhat of a better spot than Serbs.

>shitty
They are not m8.
Stop with the self loath.

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they had it coming

The Fyromenace

Not all of us

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While we`re at it, do you know what a greek is?
A turk that pretends to be italian.
xaxaxa

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lol

>that flag
>that post

Yeah , it checks out

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kys

post ANIME

I FUCK your mother you FAT FUCKING AMERICANO.

bili smo kraljevi i sranje

>Turks were literally the only thing that kept Balkans somewhat civilized

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anime

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explain yourselfs southerners

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I can understand Kosovo and West Macedonia not knowing how to read SerboCroatian, but Bosnia?

me on the right

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>dat ballsack

I'd imagine it has something to do with it having been a multicultural hell for quite some time.

It's because of the autocracies (Austria-Hungary, Yugoslavia etc.) that have been in charge which left the people politically uneducated so they don't know jack shit.

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The Balkans were the most developed part of Europe for centuries before the t*rks took everything over and turned it to shit. Lrn2history, dumb burger.

>balkan slavs are subhumans

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>most developed part of Europe for centuries
тyкa пpecoли мaнджaтa

Sorry, friend, I don't speak t*rkish.

>the most ''developed parts off Europe were controlled by the horse fucking Tatars and lazy Greeks
But Serbia back then was the Jews off the Balkans which makes me kinda sad that we don't hold that title anymore.
Also Balkans back then was bassicly Berserk in the real world

Thats italian son.
learn 2 languages

file the divorce papers
here comes the argentinian

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>Yugoslavs are Dinarids
>According to Jan Czekanowski, the Dinaric race is a mixed type consisting of the Nordic race and Mediterranean race, which he proves by anthropological research involving geographical data, cephalic index, and characteristic racial features. He states:
>"The Dinaric type is characterized by quite light skin, dark hair from dark brown to dark blonde, and a wide range of eye color; tall stature, a brachycephalic skull, long face, a very narrow and prominent nose, sometimes aquiline; a slender body type, and very big feet."
>all the amerimutts calling yugoslavs subhumans are insulting nords and meds

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Are you saying that we are El Ogro de las Europa??

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Balkan people explaining Balkan history, woooow, we must know nothing about it!

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he was referring to the roach americunt

I am pretty sure he implied you should disregard the US poster, not yourself.

It's recorded in Melbourne

Ah, alright, yeah, my bad.

dubs

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>Not all of us
>posts picture of someone looking nearly identical to a monkey

lol

Trips!

Do I smell kebab?

It's a pity. In turkey, the best you could be was a street tea salesman. But you're in the US. And all you do is neet through the day shitposting.
Makes me think a street tea salesman is the best you could ever be.

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This is a stupid shiptar bait but I'll answer it for others to not fall for it.
Turks only stopped evolution and prosperity on balkan you retard. They didn't build a single thing on here. The only thing they left here are the mosques and nothing else. Even the sewage and the roads were from Roman/Byzantine time.

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Nothing but a bunch of slavshits wewuzing as Greeks.

Surely there were a lot of illiterate people, but I'm sure they classed everyone using this as Illiterate too.

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Has Varg ever seen a Mexican or a South European?
He is probably mentally ill because of the jailtime he served

How do we secure warm water access to Russia, Ivan? This question keeps me up at night.

he lives in southern europe and his kids are half south europeans. i think its safe to say that he has seen a south european before

Ok so he is just retarded

Exacty

I think he ment Macedonians. Those cigans look like beaners.

>Fyromites

Don't insult the mexicans

Isti je to sve kurac, osim cigana.

obligatory

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Thought something was making a noise but it turns out its just the faggy mountain serb janez and the....idk Blerim you tell me what creature you are lel

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Whats with all the hate?
Your people live well in Macedonia and are granted pretty much everything they demand.

It's not hate as much as apathy, apathy for pseudonations in general.

Balkans got fucked due to the franko-turkish alliance to stop Spain.

>Your people
>people
Tyкa гpeшиш Дим4e

Jadi kur.

translate please
lel

O cna u qa kari

Why you speaking slavic while you claiming you are Greek?

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Russia and most Balkan people have forgotten their Albano-Illyrian roots.
Life was much better when Illyrian Ottomans ruled over Balkans but they destroyed it and changed history so now everyone tells lies about the past.

This is not Slavic, this is Cyrillic which is very similar to Greek. Why?
Because the Greeks were colonised by ancient Illyrians who were using this script and gave them their language.

>Life was so much better when Illyrian Ottomans ruled over Balkans
>Illyrian Ottomans
What did he mean by this?

You Illyrian fuckheads are some of the worst.

You can all suck my dick in here, it's my gift to you faggots.

>life was much better in an even bigger shithole
truly, the glory of the ottomans

>Greeks were colonised by ancient Illyrians
>shitskin albozerg education

Illyrians were a Greek tribe like Dorians,Ionians etc
Retard

It's the ancient race of white people who came from the Balkans.
Scientist call them Indo-Europeans today but this is a lie for race mixing. Indians are not Europeans, they are literally gypsies.
Illyrians are the original Europeans and we are all to a degree descendants from them.
Slavs are also Illyrians, but race only race mixed with gypsies, which gives Slavs the dark skin colour.

lel

One day we will finish what our ancestors started and purge the Turkish menace completely from the peninsula.

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>getting history lessons from albanian cooking recipes

Come here to Kashtbardhë and I will teach you ass fuck you Greek homo.
We will rule you again soon, you are so weak, you stole Kebab from us and name it Gyros.

t. Halil Blattoglu

Haha you think I am afraid of gypsie technology? Fool!

you post that meme flag one more time motherfucker

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Typical muzzie.
Wants to fuck men, calls them homos.

All the technology you have is that Clinton leash around your neck. Count your days roach.

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>mohammadan scholar in action

>Illyrians were a Greek tribe

other way around, faggot

>We Wuz Illyrian Empire n shiiiiiieeeeeeetttt

France is southern Europe now? Ok