/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ICE ICE BABY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/xWPpd1P1JvQ
>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
youtu.be/TV0kSKyB8qE
>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/j44G79YcGpQ
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
youtu.be/BbfiJT1fpqY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
youtu.be/cezI_IN0YI0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
youtu.be/tc35CJbGoiM
>CIA Dir Pompeo on Fox 3/11/18
youtu.be/PQIB7wlTgXA
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
youtu.be/EHbDG-fToOE
>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
youtu.be/-4xJ4SfZvOQ
>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
youtu.be/7LywWrnX0HE
>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 3/10/18
youtu.be/v5kwLJv186k
>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
youtu.be/YJ8EsZu81tY
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
youtu.be/Ah2D9bh8x50
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
youtu.be/f2uJy8gw72M
>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
youtu.be/5IWE0CIyOqc
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
youtu.be/NPmx5QSczxQ
>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
youtu.be/UaLM3NDlkfs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
youtu.be/3bBo_fVUI4U
>This Week @State 3/9/18
youtu.be/Eg-raVsZ47Y
>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
youtu.be/KYbovn9VYTk

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Guys...it burns when I pee. wat do

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kill yourself

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck (((western europe)))

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>Evidence Warned Growing That Gulf Of Mexico “Supervolcano” May Be Preparing to Erupt

tl;dr
>some supervolcano beneath Gulf of Mexico will explode sooner than later
>warm waters will gradually delay flowing themselves to the European continent
>mfw Winter-chan is coming back again

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don't pee

lol

>that last thread
lightningPence.ogg

Commit sudoku

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MAGA

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You got the clap. Never sex the butt.

cut it off

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Jesus WTF going on in that webm?

Drink water and lots of it.

Motherfuckers

You need to fap harder and finish completely next time. No stopping till you're completely limp and squeezed empty.

AWOOO

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Is Clash of Clans a redpilled game?

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>t. judenleaf

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Un needs wider glasses. The fat is eating the frame.

please stop being gay like holy shit. I'm only going to be nice to you platonicly or at most like a sibling. GO TO SLEEP

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>Few customers in this mostly white, conservative suburb outside South Bend had known that Beristain, 44, was an undocumented Mexican immigrant. He had paid taxes, started a family and employed 20 people. His family says his only crime was living in the country illegally.

>"I felt bad for the people in the situation, but the law is the law, no matter how inconvenient," said Mike Probst, 61, who owns a business selling boxes. "The world was focused on little Granger for a little bit, but the mood in the community is that we had to move on. Everyone has to move on."

>Another wondered why so many Latinos were getting deported. "With Trump in office," she said, "sometimes it just feels like if you're white, you're right."

>"Seven jails," Limberopoulos's daughter, Kathy Anagnos, 39, said. "They put him in seven different jails and then deported him and left him with nothing.

>Underneath that hope, though, the family said the experience revealed an ugliness in America they did not know existed. "Your father is a criminal!" is how children at school teased Helen and Roberto's daughter.

DEFEND THIS!!

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>"Your father is a criminal!" is how children at school teased Helen and Roberto's daughter.
based racist kids

>being THIS sympathetic to non-citizens

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/fit/

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New York Times complains tax cuts not large enough.

fiiiine but I still wanna befriend you somewhere else besides /ptg/ someday!
It's not fair only random ntr guy who found your youtube can talk to you somewhere else

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So an American and Canadian journalists (+ Austrian Identity Europa member) got DETAINED & DEPORTED from United Kingdom.

American got off easy, *just* deportation.
Canadian was investigated under UK's Terrorism Act for ALLEGED RACISM, wherein the evidence was her fliers about Islam in some British town.

Both were conservative-right wingers.

UK has officially lost its shit.

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stop peeing

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oh and the Canadian is probably being deported out of European Union / Europe.

This continent is fucking nuts

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DIP IT IN MILK

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>slant eyes
shit pic :-\

ANAKIN NO!!!

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And she's too white

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Will Trump ever learn to talk about anything other than how tremendous he is? That rally was a disaster. Lamb will win by 3+

>Another wondered why so many Latinos were getting deported. "With Trump in office," she said, "sometimes it just feels like if you're white, you're right."
White people being right? Aw fuck, what fresh hell is this!

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Darker

are you positive the person wasn't joking. I don't speak to people on youtube anyway.

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well rapey spaniards made 20% of the country fair-skinned before you burgoys rolled along on 1900

I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli, all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it

I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch

He sort of has to because more than 90% of media coverage is calling him retarded, evil and traitor to United States.

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Well, we can always take solace in the fact that 100 years or less from now we can just outright bomb that backwards shithole flat because it will only be a run down hotbed for muslim shitstains.

Wow, Cirno sure came a lot

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ooh

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Chicken and egg

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>Ivanka and Jared puff piece on the top of drudge every other day

Beyond pathetic. (((Drudge))) the rino

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Is the daytime saving in effect?
Does that means 1 hour till Joe?

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He seemed pretty sure and you haven't denied the Nicholas name so I'm fairly sure he's gotten a hold of any info he can based on your youtube and whatever that may be linked to via username or direct link
He did admit he was kidding on the NTR despite that not really being possible since we were not dating anyway so he probably won't actually stalk and kill you aside from the initial information gathering maybe

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Sometimes for my job I have to deal with Chinese correspondence. They are terrible. If they have an issue, they always elaborate poorly. Once I've finished deciphering their foreign prattle, and give them a sincere solution not of any pre-typed nature, they ignore it and keep complaining. Except now they have another problem. And another issue. And then some suggestions about how to make the product better, which is always of course going to be out of the scope of the product.

>Big Problem!!!! You need more functionality. Make broom into skillet!!!!!!!! I Cant cook my dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bastard or else I get refund

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

It's just such a bizarre world

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About righ

They will be mine.

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>FBI trust at lowest level in history
>majority of Americans thinks it is both corrupt and incompetent
>new hit mini-series to remind people that the feds will literally gas and burn alive women and infants to cover its crimes

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Well, at least they're forced to acknowledge we didn't kill them with tax cuts after Net Neutrality destroyed their favorite websites. Still, the corporate rates were the main feature, not the individual.

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HOLY SHIT TRUMP

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needs to be naked and getting ogled by octogenarian westerners at a pool party

Tim Riggins sure looks rough these days

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Yes

>preservation of Western Civ
kek

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>he probably won't actually stalk and kill you aside from the initial information gathering maybe
>maybe

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>They will be mine.

What the fuck is going on?

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Thanks
I need it.
Guess I'll only probably catch up the final hour of Joe which happens twice a week and need to wake up earlier. and do jogging like 5am to watch Tucker.

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It's fake. She gets hit in the shoulder then grabs her ear. They're made of foam.

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>Thanks
>I need it.
>Guess I'll only probably catch up the final hour of Joe which happens twice a week and need to wake up earlier. and do jogging like 5am to watch Tucker.
Fuck Joe

kek good one

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Just do another tax cut and make it bigger this time.

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if you add me somewhere else maybe I can help save you~
Or at least be there to record your final days of sleep

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I know exactly what picture you're talking about. I'm not proud of that knowledge.

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>blah blah blah commiefornia blah
You got bigger things to worry about there, bean boy.
>yourdestinationnow.com/2018/03/thousands-of-pounds-of-hazardous-waste.html

sleep: i love star wars!

woke: new films suck, original trilogy are the only good ones

bespoke: they are good popcorn flicks, generally. Only 2, and 6 are kino.

ascended: the prequels were the only good films, detailing a corrupt disorganized theocracy transforming into a civilizational titan of progress, philosophy, and stability.

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this reminded me of yanderes
>they have a board on infinity chan - /yan/

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>probably won't actually stalk and kill you
>trusting Sup Forums

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We should invade them and install a pro American government. Seems to work in the Middle East

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>sleep: i love star wars!
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>woke: new films suck, original trilogy are the only good ones
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>bespoke: they are good popcorn flicks, generally. Only 2, and 6 are kino.
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>ascended: the prequels were the only good films, detailing a corrupt disorganized theocracy transforming into a civilizational titan of progress, philosophy, and stability.

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Very

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youtube.com/watch?v=aeGBpTFZhh4

Who was in the wrong here?

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>Build a beautiful house with no foundations, on shaky ground, rains come and wash it away.
>Everybody should be sad.

So this is how /ptg/ anons go missnig

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I'm ok with this.

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>So this is how /ptg/ anons go missnig

No, I think they are just some pussies

We're fighting enough Islamic insurgencies. Enjoy your caliphate. Insallah

I bet you were the person you were talking about and this all just an elaborate plan.
if someone shows up im going to split them in half with a shotgun

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