You go to Tel Aviv as a tourist

>You go to Tel Aviv as a tourist
>You walk with your Jewish gf
>This big Jew approaches you and ask "Are you Jewish?"
>You say "N-no, I'm just a tourist"
>He slaps your gf
>Looks you in the eye and calls you a stupid goy

What do?

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>big jewish guy
Hes not even taller than the girl. Fucking manlet

Slaughter Jews, including the bitch, like I clearly came there to do.

Crank up the oven

That's a little Jew.
I one punch him

>big jew
That's an average height, rather portly kike.

I start pissing on him. That's usually the best way to establish dominance.

I pull up my shirt to reveal my Tommy Robinson tattoo.
-They immediately recoil in horror for their actions, they start begging profusely for our forgiveness by offering shelter, food and money

>You go to Tel Aviv as a tourist
Why?

Kek

point out that he's voluntarily wearing the star like his grandpappy did at buchenwald
then tell him his grandpappy died a fat slob in san fransisco with tree bacon factories and not in the lolocaust

Beat my gf too because I didn't know that she was a jew.

>>You go to Tel Aviv as a tourist

yes sure

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>go to Tel Aviv as a tourist
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't even let me on the plane.

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Knee to the chin again and again and again...
why you talking to me jew boi ?

I kick him in the balls. He's not that big.

I'm 6'2" Chad Thundercock 228 lbs of muscle. If Schlomo touches my Khazar milkers I'll beat him into gefilte fish.

Unrealistic AF.
Kikes aren't Muslim.
The opposite is more likely a Jewish guy getting ostracized for dating a gentile girl who isn't converting.
They would see you as helping the Jews and would be nice and invite you over.

oy vey

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Didn't expect this, great work Sup Forums

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half of "jews" in tel aviv are lurking as slavs
You can literally approach and speak russian with most of them

>big Jew

lol

I'll take my fists for $500, Alex.