/ptg/ President Trump General - Best Federal Agency Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/xWPpd1P1JvQ
>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
youtu.be/TV0kSKyB8qE
>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/j44G79YcGpQ
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
youtu.be/BbfiJT1fpqY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
youtu.be/cezI_IN0YI0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
youtu.be/tc35CJbGoiM
>CIA Dir Pompeo on Fox 3/11/18
youtu.be/PQIB7wlTgXA
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
youtu.be/EHbDG-fToOE
>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
youtu.be/-4xJ4SfZvOQ
>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
youtu.be/7LywWrnX0HE
>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 3/10/18
youtu.be/v5kwLJv186k
>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
youtu.be/YJ8EsZu81tY
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
youtu.be/Ah2D9bh8x50
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
youtu.be/f2uJy8gw72M
>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
youtu.be/5IWE0CIyOqc
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
youtu.be/NPmx5QSczxQ
>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
youtu.be/UaLM3NDlkfs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
youtu.be/3bBo_fVUI4U
>This Week @State 3/9/18
youtu.be/Eg-raVsZ47Y
>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
youtu.be/KYbovn9VYTk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-12/tillerson-to-cut-short-africa-trip-by-about-a-day
townhall.com/columnists/scottmorefield/2018/03/12/think-theyll-never-come-and-take-your-guns-without-an-armed-revolt-think-again-n2459868
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-worst-ever-child-grooming-12165527
youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

How do we save the Bong's from themselves lads?
I just found out about the newest mass rape

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Why are fuck are there broken links in the OP? Why the fuck are some of the pastebins six days out of date?
youtube.com/watch?v=Jn3xZGsuuNY

5 LAKE COUNTY RESIDENTS INDICTED ON ELECTION-RELATED CHARGES
chicagotribune.com/suburbs/lake-county-news-sun/crime/ct-lns-lake-election-charges-st-0312-20180311-story.html
>MARCELO VILLARUZ, OF BEACH PARK, WAS CHARGED WITH PERJURY FOR ALLEGEDLY MISREPRESENTING HIS CITIZENSHIP PRIOR TO VOTING.
>HIS WIFE, GINA VILLARUZ, WAS INDICTED ON THE SAME CHARGES.
>YVETTE YUST, OF WAUKEGAN, WAS ALSO CHARGED WITH TWO COUNTS OF PERJURY FOR MISREPRESENTING CITIZENSHIP, DAY SAID.
>JANET POKRYFKE, OF MUNDELEIN, WAS CHARGED WITH VOTING MORE THAN ONCE, AND PERJURY FOR ALLEGEDLY CASTING BOTH MAIL-IN AND WALK-IN VOTES IN THE GENERAL ELECTION.
>MARVIN HERSHMAN, OF RIVERWOODS, WAS CHARGED WITH TWO COUNTS OF VOTING MORE THAN ONCE AND ONE COUNT OF PERJURY, ACCORDING TO DAY.

I was told voter frauding does not exist.

KAG!

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good lad, but then posting more destructive spells here is tomfoolery
stick to short but effective spellcasting for now

and this is why you stick to being neutral as you nonchalantly create and destroy both friend and foe

NYT reporter.
Not the brightest.

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Source?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-12/tillerson-to-cut-short-africa-trip-by-about-a-day

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Just think this is happening in every state by huge numbers. This is how leftists defeat people. Cheating is all they are capable of.
Without a crooked system they woudldn't exist.

A country that once ruled the world is now scared of female internet celebs while at the same time allowing foreign grooming gangs to rape children.

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It's to late, just grant them a swift death at this point

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townhall.com/columnists/scottmorefield/2018/03/12/think-theyll-never-come-and-take-your-guns-without-an-armed-revolt-think-again-n2459868

This was great article about left and gun control. And warning against Trump's push for gun control.

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Just Fucking invade us, son.
Please...

The left is going to spin this as no big deal, and it infuriates me. We have more evidence of illegals voting than they can demonstrate of Russian interference.

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I guess some of you fags might wanna bring out those salt mining machines of yours.

MUELLER SAID TO WEIGH PUTTING OFF TRUMP OBSTRUCTION DECISION...


The basic leftist defense of any accusation against their narrative

>tell its old newsd
>tell its no big deal

and it keeps wrking

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>he posted it again

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Don't say you were joking when we show up.

There is no saving of those who don't want to be saved.

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If I didn't have total faith in the respectable career of Robert Mueller, I might suspect that such a decision would be delayed because an election is coming up soon.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-worst-ever-child-grooming-12165527

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Has anyone else tried to get a trad girlfriend by tricking women into thinking it's degenerate? I'm wondering if you can get what you want by framing it in a way that makes it sound completely debasing.

Example: I'll go to work all day and while I'm gone you'll be my submissive little maid and clean the house. You can be a lazy little slut and watch Netflix and play video games with whatever time is left over. If dinner's not ready when I get home, I'm going to punish you, though. I'm going to pay for your food and your housing and in return you're going to fuck me, so basically you're just gonna be a whore.

DRUMPF GETTING BLUMPFED

DRUMPF GETTING BLUMPFED

DRUMPF GETTING BLUMPFED

Stay mad.

thanks drumpf

NOT FAIR! HE WAS OUR MESSIAH! HE WAS GOING TO GET TRUMP IMPEACHED AND PUT HILLARY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!

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>as he spams boomer-grade MSPainted garbage thinking people missed it the first 50 times

I wont.
I'm basically spamming trump at this point.

>trigging women
Not very progressive shit-lord

Altough, if you spin the lie good enough then I guess it could work for a time.

Everyone knows that by now r-right that nothing will happen?

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*rapidly approaches you*

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Thank fuck we're saved!

Hey, guys let's try not hurting each others feelings, awesome! Thanks!
We need to be focusing on the most important matters and NO despite popular believe, it is not Britain. They have a general for that!

Now answer me this.
Should I eat a croissant, with a side of piping hot black coffee, or call it a morning and get some sleep?

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

IT IS NOT FAIR

>either braving the day with loads of caffeine or having insufficient sleep
F

>page 2

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I knew that when they shift from "Mueler will get him" to "if Mueler doesn't get him Stormy will".

Reports that NK wants a US Embassy in Pyongyang.

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Waiting for Trump to tweet about this to see if liberals still find a way to bitch.

He has nothing

that's a pretty tall order kim. Unless he capitulates on nearly everything Noko has done over the past 30 years or so.

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fucking LOL

There was also Korean news that Kim wants peace (but the article is yet to be translated properly, I only ran it through Jewgle Translate) + that he called NK 'poor country' in the meeting with SK

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>one post is now spam
Sorry I hurt your feelings. Tendies are in the oven and I donated $1k to (((Lauren's))) patreon. Match me

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>If Mueller and stormy don't get him, Trump will get himself eventually! HAH! Take that suckers!

Even Low IQ Maxine sees the writing on the wall.

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Meaning he might try to do it after the election or the North Korea thing

As rapidly as elderly men can move.

Can nukes be used as embassies?

>the caffeinated Jew
Get some sleep

>inb4 false flag attacks

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The fate of the nation rests on "Stormy" and her brave defense of democrat family values.

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does it say "you look like Eddie Murphy half way through makup"?

I crunched the numbers for telford based on the 2011 census.

Apparently there are 28,000 people aged 5 to 18, and around 14,000 of those would be female.

It's estimated between 1000 and 2000 girls were raped and/or abducted.

THIS MEANS LITERALLY 10 TO 20 PERCENT OF THE GIRLS IN TELFORD WERE RAPED

How do you spineless fucking niggers not have politicians and pakis hanging from fucking ropes right now?

To top it off:
"1.5%" of the population of Telford is paki or similar, so 2400-3500 people. Literally one raped girl to every 1.5 sandniggers.

Save this data.
Burn it into your mind.
There's a good chance you will get arrested for trying to tell ANYONE about this if you're in the UK.

NOOOOOOOOOOO WE CAN'T HAVE THIS, THERE MUST BE WAR

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The British won't do anything. They're disarmed and the police state is nearly total. They couldn't even discuss doing anything without being arrested. The only way conditions in the UK get altered is by an occupying power that kills all civil authorities.

:-\

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That might happen.

>may release US citizens.
He shouldn't have only said that, he should have done that as a gesture of 'good will'.

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Now this is a happening

Morning everyone, what's been the news?

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IN WHIECHE WAY WILL MSM SPIN THIS DEVELOPMENT AS BAD

BEST VERSION GETS STOLEN BY MSM INTERNS ITT

Goblinists BTFO

Stormy
North Korea

Guess nothing new since its just the beginning of the week

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They'll probably run with "It's a trap and Trump is stupid and doesn't recognize it we need muh Hillary and her experienced diplomats"

>low IQ knowing what will stump the trump

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PEACEKEEPER DON

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Get well soon Rex

I couldn't care less about Stormy, but it's good to see peace talks are being done. I'd rather not serve in WW3.

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Your mom is gay

So what are Reddit and liberals saying about this? That it was Putin's masterplan? That it was actually Obama's legacy?

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Ban vidya

One of my favorite webms

something along the loins of
DRUMPFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not loying

Joe has a higher chance of being indicted than Trump does.

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>
>townhall.com/columnists/scottmorefield/2018/03/12/think-theyll-never-come-and-take-your-guns-without-an-armed-revolt-think-again-n2459868
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>This was great article about left and gun control. And warning against Trump's push for gun control.

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Watch Kim hold the embassy hostage when it becomes fully staffed

>mfw jewllywood wagecucks are ITT just to make Sup Forums primetime again

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>tfw no Trump MILF gf

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>Blumpf is going to get impeached!
>Something something hot coffee pot!
>It's over, Mueller hurry!

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>Caring about what plebbit has to say about anything.

And they still fuck it up

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Trump’s Trade War May Cost Global Economy $470 Billion: Bloomberg

That Cheeto Benito is getting cozy with a fellow like minded dictator + Kim Jong-Il is a master politician that is fooling Trumb all the way, pulling his nose + even if this pulls through it was Vladmir Putin's theater to detract from Russia focus.

FUCK I HOPE THAT CHINK SPACE STATION CRASHES INTO GOOGLE CAPTCHA HEADQUARTERS KILLING EVEROYNE

Wrong. Your 4th Amendment has already been removed in actuality by actions of Intelligence Agencies. Even Trump got to know it through very sketchy FISA warrant on Carter Page which allowed spying on Page's contacts.

>Literally 8 minutes of VERY PLEASE TRY AGAIN despite logging out of everything and reinstalling browser and reseting IP
>Finally get one approved
>Hit 'submit'
>YOU MUST HAVE FUCKED UP YOUR CAPTCHA TRY AGAIN

See you when this shit unfucks itself.

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Russia borders North Korea and has control of Dinkledorf. They have used their puppet Kim to make their Puppet Drokenstein look dumb and foolish by agreeing to the talks.

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Presidents always blindly agree to meeting with the norks without preconditions. Such a maverick.

this

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There's already plenty of salt on Kikebook, but none of it was really funny enough for harvest. Mostly things like:

DRUMPF IS AN IDIOT

HE'S GETTING PLAYED

HE'S LEGITIMIZING A DICTATOR

IMPEEEEEECH