Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one

Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one.

Fuck cat, marry bat, kill crab.

kill all of them because monogatari sucks.

kill kill kill

marry monkey

Crab if you want a mother for a girlfriend

Cat if you want a mommy for a girlfriend

Bat if you want to fuck your mother and your sister

This user gets it

Fuck and marry both Cat and Bat. Kill Crab.

kill them all
marry Araragi

fuck hanekawa
marry gahara
kill kiss-shot (only cause it's what she wants)

This user gets it

Marry bat, fuck cat, kill crab.

>marry gahara

Marry Bat
Fuck Crab
Kill Cat

Fuck Hanekawa, marry Shinobu and kill Senjougahara. Easy.

>Marry one
ugh

fuck bat
marry crab
kill cat

marry cat
fuck bat
kill crab

Fuck bat in each of her forms
Kill bird since she will simply revive and forget all about it
Marry math and paint over her abuse home with new colors

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Marry ararararagi
Fuck Aryaryagi
Kill kuraragi

Mein Afro-Amerikaner.

Fuck Crab
Marry Bat
Kill Cat

This is only sane option.

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Kill bat, fuck crab, marry cat
Think about it, you basically get both the short and long hair versions of the one you marry.
There's really no competition here.

Kill Kiss-Shot, any other option is destructive.

Marry Hanekawa as she is amazing.

Let Hanekawa fuck Senjougahara in the shower because if you do it with Senjougahara and not end up with her she will kill you and your entire family.

in order, fuck kill marry

fpbp

Fuck crab,
Marry cat bc is mommy,
Kill bat

Fuck Hanekawa, Marry Crab and kill Kiss-shot.

If you consider that Shinobu wanted to die anyways, I'm doing the right thing.

this honestly

Marry bat, fuck cat, kill crab

Cat is best girl, but the others are good too.

As far as best girl for Araragi goes, it's Sodachi. Between him acting without thinking and fucking shit up, and Sodachi overthinking convoluted plans that no one else can follow and actually achieving even less than Araragi, they could destroy lives at record speed together.

In the Owari 1 interview they said Math was created as a could have been heroine. It would certainly be interesting if she was the main one, though it's possible that each would actually prevent the other from doing the stupid things they want to every time creating a more stable couple than with any other girl.

this

This

kill bat marry crab rape cat

Fuck bat, marry cat, kill crab (and snek too while we’re at it)i

>no Snail
Fuck off anytime.

and this is why you will never have someone swear to kill themselves if you die user.

Why would I want that in the first place?

Swearing to kill yourself if one were to die is both selfish of you and the person you swore it to.

Ignore all, marry and fuck snake

love can be portrayed as both selfish or selfless depending on the angle you want.

She's dead

Fuck Cat and Bat
Marry Crab
Kill none

Marry Hanekawa
Stay the fuck away from Gahara
Kill the unholy vampire

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Fuck Snail
Marry Snake
FUCK ALL OF THEM THE FUCK!!!

Again?

Fuck Cake Bat, marry Crab, kill cat

MARRY MONKEY

Finally someone gets it.

Shittest taste possible

I can't believe there are people in here who don't want to fuck monkey

Adult Snail is objectively best.

The personality of snail but with tits.

Animated adult Godchikuji soon maybe.

Perfection

I like Cat, but her personality is too close to mine.

/thread

As much as I'm tempted to kill Hanekawa, if we're talking black cat, then I'm going with this.

Kill Crab
Fuck Cat
Marry Bat

Fuck Shinobu. Marry Shinobu. Kill cat and crab.

marry all plus all the other gataris

>The personality of snail
Nope.

Marry Bat. Give no fucks about Crab or Cat.

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Marry Oshino Meme, have him kill the rest, Fuck the corpses.

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middle is the worst fucking love interest I have ever seen in the history of manga/anime. she is not interesting at all and is just possessive because he helped her out. she even fucking said she would have fallen for anyone who had saved her, and would likely hook up with another guy who was better looking or were well off.

worst choice EVER

Man of taste

Senjougahara said she'd leave him for someone more qualified than him. But wouldn't you do the same thing? If you were dating her and some girl you liked better came onto you, what would you do? You don't have to answer that question, because I already know your answer.

>4MUwgkD.jpg
Epic xD

>Tumblr gif
Wow... so this... is the power of monkeyfags... woah

Hanekawa, it's always going to be Hanekawa

/thread

no

Give me your best Monogatari shitpost

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There has been some autism in these threads over the years.

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Marry Bat Fuck Crab Kill Cat

episode 15 speedsubs
the whole thing

Reminder that this was the first set of subs released for Kizu

Does Araragi play Pokemon GO?

FP as usually BP
although marrying Cat is also acceptable
Just kill Crab already

fpbp

How about fuck all 3?

Marry Crab, ignore others.

I hope that if the series gets dubbed, the dub is top-tier

>ever dubbing Maaya Sakamoto or Chiwa Saitō
No son, just no.