oy mate bin that egg!
Oy mate bin that egg!
Caleb Smith
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Christian Kelly
Q predicted this.
Wyatt Long
Guess the kids will have to throw apples instead
Maybe hotdog sausages. What're the aerodynamic qualities of a sausage?
Kevin Phillips
>didn't renew my egg license
>tfw no breakfast for the next week
Bentley Diaz
>throwing flower and eggs is not funny
It is depending on who you throw them at.
Logan Williams
It's just over Halloween, hood rat cunts have a thing about throwing eggs at cars/buses.
Someone nearly crashed where I Live because the fuckers were throwing them on car windscreens from a bridge.
It's not the law, retailers just don't want to be held responsible for the actions of bastard children
Tyler Morris
>tfw I want to make an omelete for breakfast but forgot to renew my egg license.
Noah King
Your kids are fucking sociopaths
It's one thing to dump flour on someone and embarrass them, it's another thing to drop flour on a moving vehicle and kill them
Jason Cooper
Don't be sour, bin that flour.
Xavier Russell
you have to make your own entertainment when your TV license expires and you dont have 500 bongbucks to renew it
Ryan James
>Egg and Flour Terrorist Task Force
Connor Long
absolute state of bongistan
Gavin Flores
like I said, bastard children, and yes a lot of them are sociopaths. You'll not find a group as malign
or vindictive as your average teen
Hudson Hernandez
>Your kids are fucking sociopaths
They need spankings!
Jace Howard
>. You'll not find a group as malign
>or vindictive as your average teen
not including you know who in that equation
Brayden Sanders
Sounds like fun
Samuel Morales
I think they'd rather have a dad to spank their ass
Aaron Sanders
Are you hinting that there are amateur bakers of peace who might be maligned by ignorant racists?
Josiah Wilson
How about a nanny?
Or some kind of pervert schoolmaster?
David Diaz
btw this is only around Halloween
Jeremiah White
bakers of peace ? Nah
they don't like yeast in their bread
Xavier Brooks
these kids aint rich, not until they graduate to growing weed and ripping each other off all day.
Benifits
Logan Williams
MEANWHILE SOMEONE TWO THREADS ABOVE THIS HAS THE GOD DAMN AUDACITY TO SAY BRITAIN (and other countries that dont allow gun ownership) AREN'T TYRANNICAL
>cant even buy milk and eggs without a Class A licence
Kevin Moore
>AREN'T TYRANNICAL
We're a lot less authoritarian than the states
Josiah Adams
Lucas Gomez
Ban assault eggs.
Hunter Lopez
England is a fucking joke.
Germany is somewhat cucked but this is a whole new level.
Cooper Anderson
>We're a lot less authoritarian than the states
Anthony Rogers
Germany is cucked when it comes to social issues and immigration. The UK is just cucked all over. Sweden is cucked like the UK, but even more terrifying. Norway is cucked regarding janteloven.
Joshua Rogers
Why does everything in the UK look dirty and old?
Landon Turner
america has niggers, we have chavs
Josiah Nguyen
Obey the reg and bin that egg
James Collins
because it's never sunny.
Andrew Mitchell
The coal years
Aiden Howard
Charles Parker
Absolutely Haram.
Asher Gutierrez
>those kids
Jfc do you guys come put of the womb looking like football hooligans?
Jaxson Scott
the vast majority of those cameras are privately owned, how does that equate to authoritarianism ?
Leo Reed
Nah we get at least 2 weeks sun a year between all the rain
Jeremiah Allen
This means war!
Jaxson Jackson
>Daily rapes, terrorist attacks and murders
>"Oh no Im not feeling safe in this country!"
>ban kitchen knives, stop selling eggs and flour to kids
How cucked can a country be, and why is the UK always setting the bar a bit higher?
Juan Powell
Because we're an old and dirty country. It's what you get when you drag the rest of the world up into the modern day by yourself.
Dylan Diaz
Have you crumpets ever heard of disciplining your children?
Jaxon Walker
Oi! Is that assault flour you cheeky wanker?
Nolan Jenkins
Fuck me, my ID is : Easy UK M8
Hunter Garcia
It's a single mum thing IMO. Bastards are called bastards for a reason....
Nathaniel Collins
ISIS flower bomb, coming to a Greggs near you !
Ryan Lopez
This can't be real.
Caleb Hughes
This is no joke, bin that yolk!
Lets not have any hokum, don't even buy that ovum!
Josiah Edwards
yeah it is
It's not everywhere, just some shops around Halloween time
Jayden Nguyen
You got yer caffeine license m8?
Kevin Mitchell
Save your bloodsteam, don't drink that caffeine!
Colton Foster
Seriously Brits, what the fuck happened to your nation?
Cooper Young
pretty sure i've read the US doing the same thing
Daniel Adams
Fuck why is UK so absolutely SHIT. Ugly people, country, extremely retarded laws
I would even rather live in shithole USA than UK
Ayden Sanders
>the amerimutt thinks that shit is okay for childrens
Angel Jackson
oy mate where's your posting license?
Ian Cooper
It's for pic related, not coke.
looking at the state of the kids on their way to school drinking that stuff, prob not a bad thing
Evan Sullivan
They were most likely migrant kids. White kids would never do such a thing
Joseph Thompson
>being this retarded
Noah Morales
Still pretty cucked m80. Rule Britannia amirite?
Jordan Flores
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Julian Rodriguez
huffingtonpost.co.uk
LMAO WTF KEKS I'M GOING TO MAKE 3 THREADS DAILY ABOUT THIS NOW
Aiden Harris
>Rule Britannia
waiting for the day that'll be illegal. In our lifetime no doubt
Joshua Gutierrez
Right paradise you have there guv'nah
Nicholas Diaz
Cope nigger
Justin Lee
All fine particulate can do that, including sugar and coffee creamer powder.
Wyatt Long
Holy shit, are you being serious when you say that? I can't tell...I'm so burned out from "irony" & sarcasm that I can't tell when people are trying to be either anymore...
William Bennett
Rape and inciting racial hatred are not comparable crimes. The rape was of course horrible but there was only one victim. Inciting racial hatred will indrectly create thousands of victims, so the punishment is worse.
James Ross
I know its just flour that has caused accidents since its produced and processed in vastly larger quantities
Josiah Green
>Are you KIDDING me? Like, I literally CAN'T EVEN
You can get arrested for crossing the road in America. That's all I need to know about your shithole country.
Jackson Diaz
Yeah I'm serious, those stories are in the news for a reason, they're ridiculous.
we're much more chill a place to live than the states. I mean if we were authoritarian why would we let Pakis go on rape sprees ?!
Elijah Martin
Good point mate, bin your hate!
Ryder Bennett
Jay walking is a way of life here lol
Aiden Foster
I'm really starting to think the UK is full of pussies
Ryan Rodriguez
That must be a fake. It is not dystopic or anything related to liberty. It is simply retarded. We are doomed.
Cooper Gomez
>Inciting racial hatred will indrectly save thousands of victims
ftfy
Jacob Gonzalez
no it's real
Jacob Jones
>eggs and flower
Oy mate I can't be selling that stuff to you hooligans
>caustic acid
Well I guess it would be racist not to sell you some
Ayden Perry
We'll just ignore this then, you fucking mutants
Dylan Taylor
>Oy mate I can't be selling that stuff to you hooligans
Yeah they'd pancake the fuck outta someone for sure !!
Austin Butler
Lol the whites are the worst desu
Typically dole scrounging shites who's parents are basically absent
Luke Fisher
>parents are basically absent
Council estate princesses and spunk and run nogs
Tyler Phillips
>minor have to resort to paying bums and illegals to buy them eggs so they can have breakfast
Wouldn't want them to grow up healthy now would we.
Anthony Wood
Underrated.
Michael Perez
The humans (those with jobs who can actually afford to raise kids) do for the most part.
The councilrats (live in taxpayer funded housing surviving on taxpayers money, often popping out 7 or 8 kids to get more with no care about said kids) don't.
Elijah Hernandez
buy some flour, jail in an hour
Landon Evans
Manlet father
Leo Morgan
>Inciting racial hatred will indrectly create thousands of victims,
Better get rid of the muslims then.
Gavin Rogers
Don't make a mistake, bin that cake.
Jaxon Martin
This is the fastest growing petition in the UK right now and it's to ban energy drinks to under 16s. Gaining more signatures than the one asking for Antifa to be proscribed.
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Gabriel White
that kid in the middle is going to start balding in his 20s
Carter Barnes
kek
Charles Richardson
>Someone nearly crashed where I Live because the fuckers were throwing them on car windscreens from a bridge.
>It's not the law,
British police don't arrest hoodlums trying to crash cars? Get your fucking priorities straight, britlords.
Luke Jackson
they have a habit of running away when the police come, funny that
Jonathan Martin
isn't it racist and ableist for the police to pursue them in the first place?
Isaiah Rivera
There aren't even any harmful ingredients in it. I've been drinking it since I was like 6.
Wyatt Gonzalez
This is so pathetic its almost cute how soft this country is.
Jeremiah Clark
>Britain bans guns.
>Britain bans knives.
At least you guys still have rocks to defend yourselves with.
Benjamin Foster
>I've been drinking it since I was like 6.
Your parents need to be shot