Brit/pol/ - stop voting for the conservative party edition

>Galloway & Hitchens: Putin did not order assassination
unv.is/talkradio.co.uk/news/george-galloway-vladimir-putin-didnt-order-attack-sergei-skripal-18031224786

>May says it's "highly likely" that Russia did assasination
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/russia-highly-likely-to-be-behind-skripal-nerve-agent-attack-may-tells-mps-36697061.html

>russia says May is playing "dangerous game" regarding spy claims, Russia has denied claims
unv.is/afp.com/en/news/23/russia-warns-britain-over-spy-poisoning-speculation-may-readies-response-doc-12d9o83

>Tories delay porn ban / AgeID as policy collapses
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-quietly-delay-plan-force-12173694

>UK MPs call for RT to be taken off-air
unv.is/davidicke.com/article/462509/mps-call-kremlin-funded-russia-today-taken-off-air-coverage-poisoned-spy-story

>Motion calling for inquiry into Bercow bullying
unv.is/order-order.com/2018/03/12/motion-calling-independent-inquiry-bercow-bullying/

>Barclays bank boss windfall as Bank swings to loss
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/uk-world/barclays-bosses-handed-20-million-in-shares-just-weeks-after-swinging-to-loss-36696727.html

>Tommy Robinson attacked outside Mcdo
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486557/Tommy-Robinson-attacked-outside-McDonalds-London.html

>'Far-right' activists detained and refused entry into UK
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5490911/Martin-Sellner-Brittany-Pettibone-denied-entry-Britain.html

>Believe in the polls, they are accurate, begs grauniad
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/12/polls-as-accurate-as-they-have-ever-been-study-says

>EEA exit deadline looms for UK amid confusion
unv.is/cityam.com/282081/brexit-latest-deadline-formally-quit-eea-triggering-article

>Attempt to remove Freedom of Newcastle city from Aung San Suu Kyi fails
unv.is/chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/attempt-strip-aung-san-suu-14401000

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overdid the spice on the washing up liquid chicken
now it hurts and tastes like soap

there is litreally nothing wrong with coldplay

first for the collapse of everything lol

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It's Russias fault Freddos are 40p

I've probably already blown it by looking at her fearfully when we pass in the hallway

>there is litreally nothing wrong with coldplay as an alternative to waterboarding.

Fixed.

Kill yourself shit taste having faggot
If you honestly like Coldplay and aren't just trolling, you have a terrible ear for music and should just end it

24hrs and I will be writing a strongly worded letter of complaint!

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christ I just want SOMETHING to happen with Brexit, just fucking one solid concrete thing, I don't care what it is

just stop fannying about like a bunch of donkeys on Brighton Beach and fucking do something

#
Loudly and proudly.
It's important to remember that the SNP wankers are the minority, "only" gaining 40% of the vote but because of the system they get the majority seats.
It's fucking bullshit.
What's more laughable is the fishy sturgeon is using all those scottish tory remain votes (not mine obviously) to push all this bullshit about brexit

Just be yourself m8.

No seriously, your ancestors all managed to get women, why should you be any different?

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Isn't there a netflix series on this guy? Not seen any of it, wondering if it's any good.

that banal one where he is singing like a twat is pretty good, the one with the piano y'know

>soon, Russia will put UK's suffering to an end

Thank you God

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No I don't know. I don't know at all

Don't give up, maybe just start with hello instead of silence and work up from there

it was alright actually, went a bit too far into explaining the reason he did it was because of the experimentation he went throjugh at a young age at uni, and the fact he was autistic and couldn't speak to people and start a family

>yfw may goads Russia into invading the EU.

she's this little bundle of light
walks through and brightens everyones day with her positive attitude and pretty face
heard my female colleagues talking about how disappointed they were that they were working with me instead of her. (we started at the same time)
i'm just a little bucket of fear and willpower

It was a little bit disappointing to see Moggy's tweet about Russia. I hope he just tries to be defiantly loyal to the party, as usual.

Tbf I do think his audism played a big part in how he was.

>the green party candidate for my area works at greggs

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Imagine being a fully grown man and liking this dull bullshit

Even worse... imagine being a student tosser in the closet with purposefully placed paint splashes on your trousers and making this dull bullshit

End it all as far as I'm concerned

Did the poo in loo kids win?

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if you want emo shit to listen to there are infinetely better shit bands to listen to rather than coldplay for fucks sake

You’ll never get anywhere if you think like that mate. You need confidence in yourself and if you feel you have nothing to be confident about then make changes.

what sort of job is it?
If nothing else, follow her example, smile and be cheerful to people, and if you can't get with her then at least she taught you something

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fucking hell

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based putin

Coldplay are the least of our worries. I had the misfortune of watching the British charts on MTV today, holy fuck some of the songs are in actual pidgin English.

>based Napoleon tearing anglos a new one
>beady eyed devil promises friendship to Tsar and he takes the bait
>great losses, had to burn the biggest city to demoralize the French

>fighting roaches
>ready to take back Constantinople
>beady eyed devil, now with pussified frogs threaten to aid the t*rks

>finance commie cells

>play nice with morphine addict in hope he will crush now gommie Russia
>he actually offers SU a treaty
>but attacks anyway
Fuck you, anglos.

>competent french authorities

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why wouldnt they be? its the de facto language

Why is your murder rate so high Bogdan? Your letting the white man down

yeah it's something i seriously need to work on
gonna start boxing again and try and rebuild my confidence

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Fucking hell they finally got Paki Poster

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Gook Nukem, that's bretty gud. Kek.

My fucking sides

So what laughable excuse will Russia make this time?

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...and he's all outta gum.

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this .. for you millinials
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It’s unreal lad. My younger brother and his mates actually listen to some of this utter pish.

he's between a rock and a hard place tbf, he's walking the line.

a guy told me he was deported from Mariesailles after the euro cup hollie daze

Have you had a gf before?

Why doesn’t he phone the police then? Are you honestly trying to tell me the police would ignore this with obvious evidence?

i've had 5 short term gfs (2-3 months) and 0 long term

>gook nukem

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Something occurred to me this morning when I was half awake...

There was once a time when we considered the fact that London has the most concentrated amounts of surveillance in the world as "Orwellian" just in itself. I long for those days. They were simpler times.

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nice to see you are fighting the true evil... conservative women. they are much more dangerous than the muslin raping gangs.

That was because boris was mayor. He actually reduced crime.

>bbc reporting on divegrass player spitting on someone
>still not reporting tellford
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

they obviouslty see her as a threat

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Ur a Russian agent... Novichok

>he fell for the mayor has any real power other than a springboard for wannabe PMs

meme

>Are you honestly trying to tell me the police would ignore this with obvious evidence?

According to the reports on it, that's exactly what they did.

Tory rape gangs perused the mountains of bodies after Hillsborough, picked out the barely living ones and skull fucked them.

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Right so you’re not completely repellant to women then?

If you’ve chatted with this girl at length and you have things in common then why should you be scared of approaching her?

It was the common sentiment long before then.

needs to boxing pro for gf ..lol

Dont stress on the many ,
Get self sorted
lift /walk/swim
then get self identity
Build a nice mental wall on neg fem shyte ..
Be an alpha guy
dont play text games an dont expect them


then when done ..
take them in a greenbelt woods ..
take a picnic
torture /slice an kill
bury ..
Never tell anyone ..
this is a good choon
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looking through telford on street view and it looks so white compared to where i live, and im in the posh bit, makes me think the ray gun must be massive here

Johnson forced out Ian Blair, which was a very positive step by itself.

needs her face melting an plahdo better ..lol

wheres eddie?

also we are probably all going to be arrested for posting on this site

Link?

are tommeh is gonna be giving a speech at speakers corner on sunday hoping for a riot desu

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Muzzies always concentrate themselves in small areas.

are you fucking watching sky news now?

people have to SIGN IN AND OUT to leave their own fucking homes

police get to knock on their doors and check their wifis

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terrible anti semitism

Start buying guns.

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In Salisbury?

Mogg is entertaining, but he lacks substance. Gove is the one to watch.

Literally every single time a Muslim rape gang is exposed, it turns out that the police deliberately ignored the evidence. Look at any article on one.

yeah

it seems inappropriate and rejection would be humiliating, i'd probably have to find a new job

the plan is to wait for an office party and she'll ask me why i'm always so quiet and drunk me will take the reins

poterntially a huge problem

sorry for the spelling mistkaes im on my second bottle of white wine lads

Its still hard to believe.

I can kinda understand the level of caution. A trace of nerve agent could cause serious damage.

>drunk me

No. Don't. Just ask to take her to dinner or something. If she says no, then just pretend it never happened.

Why are you acting surprised? UK is a police state.

All Christianity does is scare and depress me.

voted conservative in 2015, 2017 and 2010, tony blair in '97

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>Gove is the one to watch.

He's a fucking little call centre manager tier wank stain desu

Fuck off talking to me like I don't live here

Try looking at Islam

Don’t just walk up to her and ask for her hand in marriage lol, lead up to it. Keep talking and you’ll find out if she likes you or not, then you can make a move.

Regardless hiding in the toilets is not the way to go lad.

90% of the people i work with are women
there would be so much sniggering and i'm already a paranoid fuck as is
i'll convince myself i hate her and find a different girl

god cares about you and has shown us this by the life of jesus christ

I like bacon lad.

Got a license for that son?

wtf lmao

sauce on vid