JUST FUCK ALREADY

JUST FUCK ALREADY

>Kyon I have an idea!

They do

No

>they try anal
>haruhi lets a huge one slip out
>her psychological state deteriorates
>the universe begins to fall apart after being ravaged by haruhi's blue giant things
>tanigawa dies of the japanese cold
>mfw

So, was Kyon actually God and he created Haruhi for excitement?

He needed a fuck buddy. If I had the power to do that, I'd create so many of them that their value would be next to shit.

It can be done.

I wish that college comic that someone made was the canon.

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Where can I find this comic? Anyone have an imgur link or something?

Look up kandanchi on any booru

But they do!

Probably.

Thanks mate

Could the universe survive them giving each other their virginity?

not this universe

He isn't fucking her nor Mikuru. I'd say that discredit him as a god.

Wouldn't they die of starvation?

love is nutritious

You can wait a little longer, right?

That's not what he wanted though: he wants a counterpart, so Haruhi is there to challenge him.

They’re currently at college together.

Has Kyon finally moved past his tsundere phase?

Aren't they smart/clever enough for the coolest japanese universities or do they think that would be cheating?
>college

Still not fucking the girl he obviously wants to fuck. His godhood is false.

He's repeatedly said he's got the hots for Haruhi, he's just not as physically attracted to her as much as he is Mikuru. That doesn't mean he loves Mikuru, the way he obviously loves Haruhi.

I love that doujinshi when Haruhi discover Kyon fapping to Mikuru photos on the pc and she says that is a healthy girl and want some sex due to her biological functions

Haruhi is, Kyon isn't.

>construction job

Haruhi's tutoring him for college though, with a little luck (read: Haruhi will want him to make it in) he'll make it.

I ship KyonxYuki
Fuck you

>Haruhi and Kyon fuck
>This initiates a new time loop event, because Haruhi never wants it to end
>Yuki is forced to sit and collect approximately 50,000 timelines worth of data that consists of nothing but Kyon continuously banging another girl

I was talking about Mikuru. The guy clearly wants to be inside her but it hasn't happened. He's no God.

Ultracucked through the 4th dimension

I don't think Nagato even cares about the concept of jealousy. She'll be okay with a harem as long as it brings order.

So you're saying she's satan?

She knows what it is, but she's not jealous of Mikuru, as shown in Intrigues. Moefags BTFO.

Just how loose is he that she can get a finger in him by accident ?
Does she regularly fuck him with a strap-on ?

Post the rest :U

I know, and as I said: he doesn't really want her. He wants Haruhi instead, and his love overrules his lust.

It doesn't help that he's in denial about the whole thing.

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Fuck haruhi.

Gladly.

bullying is bad

That would be rape.

Not if she's the one who's initiated it.

Why is Yuki getting cucked so good.

because yuki is a bitch

Yuki is cute, CUTE!

That was more or less the plot of the movie now that I think about it.

>Here's everything you ever wanted, please don't crush my heart
>oh
>you chose her, again

I know you're joking but he really saved her in the end.
But still. Yucucked.

>kyan
Also, so far they've fucked 12x in one night

>Even when she literally gives Kyon everything he wants, Yuki still gets discarded in favour of Haruhi

Yuki will never ever catch a break.

Yuki is objectively not capable of giving him everything he wants, as that 'everything' includes Haruhi.

And that is why she will be forever cucked

>cucked
You have to go back.

Pretty much. What Kyon claims to want and what he actually wants are two different things. Something that Disappearance forces him to actually confront.

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JUST FUCKING PUNCH HER ALREADY!

FUCK THIS BITCH! KNOCK HER ASS OUT!

HEY! KYON! WHY DO YOU SIT LIKE THAT?

Maybe my butt hurts

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From what?

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She's so cute when she's excited.

Just watch yuki-chan, Haruhi is the one cucked for once

>We live in a world where Kino and FMP are resurrected, yet Haruhi remains dead
Why has god forsaken us?

Yuki-chan was great.

First half was kinda meh but second half is solid, I mean they actually tried to make Nagato the protagonist there

TAAAAAAAKIIII

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