Brit/pol/ sieze the means of hamster production edition

>Galloway & Hitchens: Putin did not order assassination
unv.is/talkradio.co.uk/news/george-galloway-vladimir-putin-didnt-order-attack-sergei-skripal-18031224786

>May says it's "highly likely" that Russia did assasination
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/russia-highly-likely-to-be-behind-skripal-nerve-agent-attack-may-tells-mps-36697061.html

>russia says May is playing "dangerous game" regarding spy claims, Russia has denied claims
unv.is/afp.com/en/news/23/russia-warns-britain-over-spy-poisoning-speculation-may-readies-response-doc-12d9o83

>Tories delay porn ban / AgeID as policy collapses
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-quietly-delay-plan-force-12173694

>UK MPs call for RT to be taken off-air
unv.is/davidicke.com/article/462509/mps-call-kremlin-funded-russia-today-taken-off-air-coverage-poisoned-spy-story

>Motion calling for inquiry into Bercow bullying
unv.is/order-order.com/2018/03/12/motion-calling-independent-inquiry-bercow-bullying/

>Barclays bank boss windfall as Bank swings to loss
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/uk-world/barclays-bosses-handed-20-million-in-shares-just-weeks-after-swinging-to-loss-36696727.html

>Tommy Robinson attacked outside Mcdo
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486557/Tommy-Robinson-attacked-outside-McDonalds-London.html

>'Far-right' activists detained and refused entry into UK
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5490911/Martin-Sellner-Brittany-Pettibone-denied-entry-Britain.html

>Believe in the polls, they are accurate, begs grauniad
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/12/polls-as-accurate-as-they-have-ever-been-study-says

>EEA exit deadline looms for UK amid confusion
unv.is/cityam.com/282081/brexit-latest-deadline-formally-quit-eea-triggering-article

>Attempt to remove Freedom of Newcastle city from Aung San Suu Kyi fails
unv.is/chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/attempt-strip-aung-san-suu-14401000

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What is the point. Is this finally it? Four years ago we could guess with some degree of accuracy where the country was headed politically, now I don't even know what's going to happen in the next few months.

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Why do so many people outside of the UK think the British are "kind and polite"? British people are arrogant and despicable in my opinion.

So what will May do on Wednesday to retaliate against Russia?

hopefully military action so we get nuked

this desu

>Tories delay porn ban / AgeID as policy collapses

SIEG HEIL! SIEG HIEL! SIEG HEIL!

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>So what will May do on Wednesday to retaliate against Russia?

open the british borders to Pakistan

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Unleash every football fan into Russia.

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SIGN THIS GAYBOYS
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>not wanting this country to die off instead

>War is declared.
>You end up conscripted, receive basic training and get aboard a troop ship.
>Suddenly you are met by an overpowering smell of limes.
>It's Eddie. He winks at you
>"how do I know I can trust yah in a combat situation?"
>He puts his hand on your leg
>Wanna wee together? He inquires.

What do you do?

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Crush his limes.

If they hit the Paki areas then it might give this country a chance.

Because we're pretty reserved (at least middle/upper class). That tends to come across as polite to people who aren't used to it. If you're familiar with it, it's easier to see how often it's based on arrogance. And easier to hate that arrogance. Everyone likes and hates different bits of different cultures, just part of life. British people can do 'refined' pretty damn well, and "kind and polite" is a part of that.

I do agree at least 60% of the UK are utter cunts though.

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As long as they only target London I can live with that.

Commission the BBC to make a Russian historical drama with people in power played by black actors having gay interracial bonkfests.

The usual, expel a couple of russkie diplomats. Then quietly let them back once things die down.

Take your intagram memes and get out of here!

Most British people are kind and polite. Unless faced with someone who is and acts like a complete prick. Which explains your experiences.

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Fuck off meme flag cunt.

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Send Putin a turd by post.

get out of yorkshire and go to london then

Eddie coming out was my best day

inb4 they hit every non-Paki then pleas with his muslim brothers and sisters.

>They are weak now, prouds sons and daughters of Allah, may peace be upon him. It is now time to take this country for the glorious prophet.

The working class is quite nasty imo. Very extroverted class, while I'm introverted.
Not a complete prick at all if that's what you're implying. I'm anything but that.
I live in Birmingham.

>STILL NO BBC REPORT ON TELFORD
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fuck i never noticed that
holy shit

>another sex grooming rig

huh, at this point everyone knows it goes on wherever pakis are

people don't realise that Russia has about 15 million muslims

that news story along with the "right wing" e-celebs getting detained yesterday has totally pushed me over the edge.
i genuinely see no future for this country anymore unless something very drastic happens.
paki rape gangs get exposed with huge police corruption and a huge cover-up and the govt would sooner prosecute people for ""hate crimes""
i cannot see myself living in this country in 10 years' time.

Russia nuking London genuinely wouldn't upset me

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Zing.

Agreed. It's almost criminal at this point. I don't know how they fucking dare excuse this shit. And as for all those "BBC Women" cunts who were droning on about the terrible need for MORE FEMINISM BECAUSE CURRENT YEAR and are silent about the mass rape of all these children? BBC should join the ranks of people who deserve to swing on dotr.

That is true. They're pretty gobby most of the time, and give the rest of us a really bad name with all their ibeza crap. As you say, it does seem to include a fair measure of extroversion. But even they could probably put on a fairly decent polite face if they had to. They just have no real need, and it wouldn't help them in their lives. Whereas upper class especially are basically required to be polite/reserved (at least in public) to survive in their lives.

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They stuck it on local news, so unless your local you wouldn't see it. A disgrace really. I'm thinking of going on what ever comments sections they have up, on any topic, and pointing it out.

A former head of FSB said that there're unwritten rules among spies in various countries.

One is to do not harm relatives because if one tries to leverage through a close relative it'll be an endless bloodbath.

And another rule is to don't touch exchanged spies. When a country exchanges a spy it assesses his potential danger. Russia decided to give Skripal to the UK because he couldn't cause problems for Russia.

He also said that there was some notorious lab in Salisbury and suggested to check it for leaks.

The article is in Russian, I suppose it be translated to English later.

nuking birmingham or bradford would be better desu

>implying they'd nuke all their apartments in london

FAKE NEWS ALERT

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-43371805

do not listen to the russian state media posters

Fuck this gay country, I mean I already knew it but they don't have to rub it in.

>One is to do not harm relatives

lol

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all the champagne socialists, media propagandists, and traitor neoliberal kike politicians live in London though.
the people who are actually responsible for all of this.

yeah bradford and birmingham have loads of pakis but that's not the root cause

rub what in? British values of tolerance, (((((((((((((((((((((((((((democracy)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) and multiculturalism ?

You must be a racist german - sworn enemy of the british people to hold such views.

Fucking this. I was saying this to an amerimutt on here earlier - as cute as having the 2nd amendment would be, I'd much, much rather have the first. As long as guns are illegal they're going to be pretty uncommon, but right now in Britain you have no fucking guidance on if you're even breaking the law on "free speech". It seems to be basically

>if someone complains, and if you weren't being sufficiently penitent for your lack of melanin, enjoy longer prison sentences than literal immigrant child rapists.

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This is big news, so why is it on local. It's being hidden. A bench in coronation street is on the main page. How is that bigger news.

should do a mute protest
if they wernt scared before they will be when 100k people stand infront of them saying nothing.

>should do a mute protest
Thats actually not a bad plan. Very british....

You could work it nicely for media too, get people up front willing to duct tape their mouth up or some shit like that.

I don't think the moment is exactly right, but it might be at some point in the near future.

Other Britbongs, when the next new rape scandal breaks, this could be an interesting idea no? If we play it right through dummy accounts we might even be able to convince some feminist organistations to front it, which would make it harder for the government to shut it down. It could work.

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Theresa May's ultimatum to Putin: tits or BTFO

>people don't realize
Which "people" are these?

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