Do Americans actually do this?

Do Americans actually do this?

Dress up like Elvis? Yeah.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE DO THAT COWBOY? WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

I'm wearing my Elvis outfit right now. It gets my dick rockhard.

You caught me.

To be fair you have to have a high iq to understand the U.S.

OF COURSE NOT HOO RAH.

No you don't.
MURICA = FREEDUM
Pretty simple really, just like her people.

Of course we FUCKING do you FUCKING commie! We're just so filled to the brim with FUCKING freedom that it just FUCKING oozes out! we can't even FUCKING help it.

Fun fact about how America got Texas: >Mexico got New land
>unpopulated, so they give out free land
>only if they're catholic and don't do slaves
>Southerners come don't care about rules
>Mexico uses military force to force them out
>American Mexicans revolt for independence
>they win independence
>rejected by the U.S.
>become their own country
>Later became part of the U.S.
TLDR: American immigrants took over Mexico land

God Bless the ROT

No, someone selling hot dogs is either an immigrant or a fat palooka yelling "AAAAYYYY FUGEDABOWDIT, I'M WALKIN HEEYA"

What are you talking about? All of us Americans are avid fans of Rick and Morty, Which in turn makes us the smartest country in the world.

HEY FUCKIN COWBOY, FUCKIN COWGIRL, HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN?
SO TELL ME ARE YOU KIDS ON YOUR FUCKIN WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
FUCK, WHY DONT YOU TWO BUY A FUCKIN HOT DOG FROM ME, MR KOHEI?
COME ON BABY, DONT BE CRUEL YA FUCKIN COWBOY
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU THE KING'S SPECIAL WITH A TON OF FUCKIN KETCHUP AND FUCKIN MUSTARD TO GO WITH THOSE FUCKIN HOT DOGS AND SELL YOU THE PAIR FOR FIVE HUNDRED FUCKIN YEN
HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE BARGAIN BABY?
FUCKIN VERY MUCH!

I miss when Whataburger used to be good.
I don't like their burgers much anymore. Freddies is where it's at now, but there's almost none of them in Texas. Kill me.

He fucking said fuck you very much

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ESL here, thanks for this.

>FUCK YA VERY MUCH!

FTFY

>I miss when Whataburger used to be good.
>implying it no longer is

>owning guns and getting shot

You can always shoot back.

You mean other people around the world don't do this? How do you live?

Their patty melts are decent at best now, and this is from someone who didn't eat there often so I wouldn't get sick of the stuff. Their sweet and spicy is a 10/10, though.

there's times when eating anything from there just feels and tastes gross. It's something with the burgers. I don't know what.
It's really a gamble whether whatever I get there tastes good or not.
The Frys will always be good though.

Sometimes their burgers are overcooked and a bit dry.

But I still find them always at least pretty good tier. Usually top tier

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I have noticed you forgot the last part.

To be far we enforced a treaty where we gave them some money to recognize we took the South West.

Sure it took a war to do, but it's the thought that counts, right?

It's quite shocking what the Japanese actually think about the world outside their small island