/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SOAKED PANTIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes Houston Astros to WH 3/12/18
youtu.be/yfZPUAuqolQ
>shillary falls in india 3/12/18
youtu.be/Rbp3yne4h_4
>Secs Army/Navy/Air on Future of US Military 3/12/18
c-span.org/video/?442391-1/
>SoS T-Rex presser in Chad 3/12/18
c-span.org/video/?442477-1/
>SoS T-Rex arrives in Chad 3/12/18
youtu.be/Xfppvi2awpw
>SoS T-Rex laying wreathes in Kenya 3/12/18
youtu.be/cm6sbfq9hC8
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Syria Ceasefire 3/12/18
youtu.be/pQhI462tF-w
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/12/18
youtu.be/DgxnQB7utpE
>WH video: Welcoming the yahus 3/12/18
youtu.be/y2MsA-VyQ5s
>EdSec Devos on F&F 3/11/18
youtu.be/CpnlmYV2yKk
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/xWPpd1P1JvQ
>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
youtu.be/TV0kSKyB8qE
>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/j44G79YcGpQ
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
youtu.be/BbfiJT1fpqY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
youtu.be/cezI_IN0YI0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
youtu.be/tc35CJbGoiM
>CIA Dir Pompeo on Fox 3/11/18
youtu.be/PQIB7wlTgXA
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
youtu.be/EHbDG-fToOE
>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
youtu.be/-4xJ4SfZvOQ
>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
youtu.be/7LywWrnX0HE

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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS OUT! OUT! OUT!

AWOO!

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Half a roasted chicken (dog) made in cast iron, mushroom gravy and broc

How many people will March to DC again after Mueller failed bigly?

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Capitalism wins, bigots

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How is the PA election looking? isn't saccone behind?

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>your country
>do you love norway?
norway
yes

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Its Mueller Time

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Here to assist.

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Get ready, tonight the sleepyposter will be /ourcumdump/

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Chinkleaf confirmed male.

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UNDER BUDGET

They seem nice but banning semi-automatics seems dumb

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not many. the left has spent all of their "outrage points" and everyone is exhausted and no longer gives a fuck.

>breaking addiction in 1 week
>despite the fact that it takes 7 weeks to break a bad habit, much less an addiction
That's some low-quality bullshit right there.

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sorry fag. You should go to bed. too bad I'm leaving soon.

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SLEEPYPOSTERS FOR SLEEP NOT FOR LEWD

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Gake & Fay. Not plebbitors.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Osama bin Laden?

Osama actually got a new skyscraper built in Manhattan this Century

Roses are Red,
Trump fucked your mom hard,
Congrats cuck,
You got NTR'd

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DEATH TO GOOGLE CAPTCHA

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Just sayin

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Conservatism is linked to low IQ

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he was kicked out of treatment. they were nice enough to say he left on his own freewill to avoid any bullshit from his lawyers

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G-guys
ICE DISAVOWED TRUMP

Is this it?

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I'm the chubby girl on the right

:-\

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Where are all the conservative abos then?

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>october 2017
anything happen in the last 5 months?

Seems like a nice place

This one never gets old.

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Wrong
Go to bed. You're still getting raped.

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you have a funny way of showing that you rotten woman who tries to ship people together then act like you didn't do anything. Im on to you.

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the ones you lost a war to?

>spokesman

Who gives a shit?

He wasn't cut for ICE

>tfw to intelligent to vote for my own interests
>t.(you)

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>Spokesman

who cares

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THE NOOSE IS TIGHTENING. WE'VE BROKEN YOUR CODE.

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Wtf Norge i trusted you

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tfw no QT MAGA gf. feels bad man

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AYO HOL UP!

:-\

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>5 in 6 Norwegians are true natives
If only I could live in a country so pure. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in le 56% land.

Getting kinda gay in here

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What the fuck did you type?

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>black AND jewish

Had to sit at the back of the oven I bet

Those were emus, not abos

I know we're pathetic but at least try not to get those confused.

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kek

>founder of the #metoo movement

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I'm so tired.

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Where do I play Hilltendo?

[diversion intensifies]

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C U C K O L D

H U S B A N D

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>we've reviewed every line of code written by some bored 17 year old kids

great use of time.

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Who the hell is molesting harambe?

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>Deep State prepares useful idiots for reality

In SNL‘s telling, the Bachelor is special counsel Robert Mueller – as played by the irreplaceable Kate McKinnon – and his big break-up was with the prospect of convicting Donald Trump on collusion charges.

deadline.com/2018/03/snl-the-bachelor-breaks-up-with-trump-collusion-kate-mckinnon-robert-mueller-1202332019/

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I need to go now, not have a quick fap to traps user.

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Who would sexually assault that ape?

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omae wa mou shindeiru faggo

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>Marla Maples skipping over to hand Trump his jacket

TOO FUCKING CUTE

It’s like Busta Rhymes with burn scars.

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this is counting Swedes, Poles, Russians and Americans as the same group, i.e. "immigrants"
(which isn't inaccurate ofc)
if you disregard western immigrants, I think the number is closer to 5 percent
but even this is kind of unfair because Polish immigrants really are the wetbacks of europe. they come in by the tens of thousands, they don't learn the language, they do shoddy work, lower the wages, and take all their money back home to Wrocław

and 5 percent which I pulled out of my ass is still too high ofc, should be around 2 or 3 if you ask me

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>Dreamers deporting themselves
Just like the self-deportations in the 50s. Good times.

It's gonna get REALLY gay at 4AM

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The russian darkweb!

Wait, are you saying some harmless flash game made by teens for laughs DIDN'T significantly impact the results of the 2016 election? Are you some sort of racist?

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are slavs the niggers of europe?

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Trump no!

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He has too much neck fat ..
Howz a fat pig like that get a job at ICE?

source

And I was gonna let you fuck the sleepyposter after I had my turn :(

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What's the point of wearing makeup at this advanced level of ugly?

AWOO

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im gomenasai

Ohayou
Anything newsworthy happen since the huck rally?

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I'm partially responsible. I'm sorry.

Alright then that's better. Remember to maintain whiteness please.

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Their whole conditioning apparatus is sickening when viewed from the outside.

>Saccone wins tomorrow
>wins by a margin less than 20%, Dems screech about MUH BLUE WAVE

>Lamb wins tomorrow
>Dems screech about MUH BLUE WAVE

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thats not what it means!

AWOO

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