Two Car

GOOOOODDDD MORRNING MIYAKEJIIIMMMAAAA

600cc were a mistake.

Sexy 1lt machine.

Is there any actual racing in this series?

Racing for the D, the real D, not the initial D.

Too bad, fuck this shit.

I need more Mao.

Will oujo finally get to bang the poorfag?

Some say the mere sight of him causes early onset hypertension in the most zen of yurifag and that he has never refused a date with a lesbian.

I really hope we get a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING every episode.

GUUUUUUUDDO AFUTAANUUN MIYAKEJIMA

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Misaki please sit on my face!

Why is your image so small?

Probably a flashback, but Misaki's expression really looks like cheating.

This show does not promote safety. Dropped.

Even Celty from DRRR wore a helmet, and that girl is a dullahan.

Safety is for losers

>tfw its over

Best episode so far. Some nice gay scenes, but they need to crank it up.

>Even Celty from DRRR wore a helmet
Wrong kind of helmet.

>caring about safety

Ass

Would Robin Williams like this dork?

No, he's dead.

Of course, they were both robots.

Can someone explain the timeline to me?

As of episode 3.

Announcer Team>Ojou Team=NotHaruMichi Team>Osaka Team>Goth Loli Team>S&M Tem>>Twin Team>>>>> Het Team

DORIFTO

>On an island with only women
>Goal of all the girls is to get to the Isle of Man


Is Two Car the greatest social commentary of our age?

Gay.

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So she was picked as passenger because she is top heavy?

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I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure if you did this with long hair it would kill you.

Good thing she was wearing a helmet.

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This is what happens when you try to get ahead in the race.

Fucking fags are married.

They have an open relationship, as in, Mao can fuck any girl she wants.

Why are these girls so fucking gay?

>muh superficiality
>muh trauma

Worst girl. I hope she's the first one to die.

I already liked them a lot, but after this episode I now know for sure the main retard duo are the best team.

These two make for a cute couple.

I thought this show was suppose to be Initial D but on motorbikes with sidecars.

Not enough D for that.

I could see the translator throwing his hands up and giving up on localizing Team Kansai's boke conversation in a way that made any sense at all.

IF THEY KEEP DRIVING WITHOUT HELMETS I WILL DROP THIS SHIT.

Pathetic meatbags require helmets to go fast.

And this is why you fucks keep getting put in tubes.

No, that's just to satisfy doctor Michael's fetishes.

You may put me in a tube, but it won't cure your slow and miserable existence.

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>putting bread on the grill

So Mao and Hitomi are fucking all day every day, even the girls are eating and talking about their issues?

She's not even a real doctor.

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It's the little touches.

What does grilled cantaloupe taste like?

OH! THE ELEGANCE!

The moral of the story is that only way to prevent fighting is SM

I want Misaki to manhandle me.

It's so subtle

>/u/, the ship's arriving soon
It sure is.

I ship the mothers.

That's mushroom
That's japanese pumpkin, not a melon fruit

Me too.

Why not stay in the Isle of Woman, though?

Then what does a cantaloupunkin taste like?

Because they are dumb children. But they'll learn.

So which one of you is policewoman-san?

I wish I was that cute.

What was she showing her?

Why didn't the subtitle show up?

Apparently it's not a big deal to lesbians who defy the laws of physics.

And what did she mean by this?

I think I am not lesbian enough to understood what she meant with this.

At least they're aware.

The pinnacle of human transportation

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With only a few major surgeries you can be.

I want to marry Mao.

>Ara ara user-kun, why don't you get into the van?

sex

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You have to share.

This is legitimately brilliant

Something something about Chiyuki's story being a metaphor for a love story.

>This is the ideal method of transportation. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

My mom told me not to get into a van with strange obaasans.

>metaphor

This whole part was amazing.

9 stitches

They're going to need more.

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Are you going to make the same joke every week?

I hope so.

Yes.

Rip

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My girl Chiyuki did nothing wrong