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What is the least pozzed denomination?
Jace Nguyen
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Landon Adams
the church of stan lee
Xavier Adams
Shinto
Julian Butler
Russian Orthodox
Gabriel Peterson
Not only Russian, but Orthodox. There is no "Russian Orthodox" per se, as the tradition is almost the same in all orthodox churches and they recognize canocially eachother.
Russian orthodox chrurch is directly a child of Greek/Eastern Roman Empire's orthodox church
Michael Watson
hmm you might have something here
Christian Jackson
mormon.org
Michael Campbell
Catholic Church
> Continues the tradition of rational Greek philosophy
> Greatest art of all time
> Greatest architecture of all time
> Greatest music of all time (tie: Bach for Prots, Motzart for Catholics)
> Greatest writers of all time (Shared: Dante and Shakespeare)
> Highest level of civilization of all time (Southern Germany, 18th Century).
I think it's pretty clear
Gabriel Carter
No denomination. You don't need any denomination to be Christian. Just read the Bible (preferably KJV or Rotherham's Emphasized Bible) as often as you can. Follow it and follow God and you will be fine.
Zachary Bailey
>conveniently forgets when mass cuckeeism (cuckold atheism) swept through russia last century and a native-born red army killed millions
Henry Myers
The Vatican isn't Catholic.
Charles Lopez
Honestly, the Mormons. A bit cultish, and there's no way in hell their religious beliefs actually manifest in reality, but they have an incredible community and breed like rabbits.
Ethan Myers
bach actually wrote a lot of his music in the name of the catholic church, though.
>get a load of this gentile.
Leo Flores
Catholics
The Good:
>Best architecture
>Glorious history
>Saved Europe from the Islamic hordes
>Strong sense of community
>Can trace their roots to the Early Church
The Bad:
>Weird pagan infusion
>Marxist infiltration
>Too many sex scandals
>Often vote left
>Pope sanctions Islamic invasion of Europe
Protestants
The Good:
>Decentralized
>The best countries have Protestant roots
>Often vote right
>Genuine criticism of the RCC
The Bad:
>Decentralized
>Prone to batshit cultism or the gayest heretical shit immaginable with little middle ground
>Ugly churches
>Female pastors
>Rock bands in church
Othrodox
>Don't exist
How do I pick, bros? This is one of the hardest decision I've ever made.
Camden Cooper
Gavin Lee
Sup Forums wants mormonism they just dont know it yet
Jordan Reyes
THIS (also checked).
It's literally perfect.
>dark skin is a curse according to the Book of Mormon
>extremely white religion
>women can't get into celestial kingdom without getting married and having children
>divorce is an extreme no-no except in reasonable circumstances (i.e. abuse)
>used to have polygamy
>mostly center-right to right-wing
>leadership didn't crumble like the pope did when it came to "muh lgbt"
>priesthood is strictly male
>literal anti-kikes (stereotypically rich, white, independent of the kikes)
>having as many kids as possible is socially encouraged
>degeneracy extremely discouraged
>alcohol and tobacco are forbidden on the level of revelation via prophet (tea and coffee are too, but caffeinated soda isn't)
>intense emphasis on self-control
>regular fasting encouraged
Mormonism is /ourdenomination/ guys
James Reed
truvada. without vaginas. God doesnt live in a building. Christ is the temple and the sabbath. when two or more gather
Jack Foster
thats a funny way of spelling anglican
Ryan Gonzalez
Just believe what ever you want dude.
Bentley Peterson
orthodox my man
Leo Nguyen
The Catholic church has become Millenarian.
If you don't understand what that means, it's the manifestation of leftism in Christianity.
You know what the word "Utopia" means in Greek? It means "not place" aka nowhere. So whenever some faggot tries to sell you Utopianism, remember they are trying to sell you something that does not exist (and never will).
Noah Baker
you forgot
>heretical
>cursed to hell
Luke Nelson
Begome Catholic. I did. Best decision of my life. Also
>there are no pagan elements to catholicism. The missionaries destroyed pagan elements of cultures but allowed peoples to keep traditions that were good and did not oppose the faith.
>sex scandals are because of the Marxist infiltrations, pedo satanists trying to destroy the church. Proportionately the church still has lower rates of sex scandal than any other religious or secular organisation. It just gets reported more because we are and should be held to the highest standard possible thus is a complete abomination when it happens.
>anyone who votes against catholic morality eg. In favour of abortion is no longer Catholic
>pope is often misquoted by media who want to use him to push their agenda.
Ultimately user you join the Church because it is the truth, no matter how much people hate it or try to destroy it, for that only proves further it is the truth as Jesus did say his faithful would be hated by the world.
God bless you in your decision