HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, CODE RED BROS CODE RED
WASHINGTON POST
Despite the fact the heavily partisan Intel committee investigation had recently ended,. Independent investigator Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the failed former president committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from President Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a press conference, Mueller teary eyed and exhausted, sweat cascading down his sickly white face said it's his recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable to extreme lengths. He also recommended Trump to be detained at Gitmo (A prison he proposed to keep opened) throughout the duration of the trial
"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene OUR American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, "
At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs." Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "Fuck Barron"" could be heard from the streets.
In an emergency press conference Paul Ryan apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress and subsequently sliced his abdomen open in what appeared to be a katana sword Sources have spotted Trump at the White House residency where Mueller appeared from behind to put Trump in handcuffs himself.
>what is the Washington post? fake news. my dude, next time you try to shill, when you pick your fake source, (1) at least make a picture of the fake story; and (2) since you're making it up anyway, why not pick a news org with credibility?
Samuel Perez
>No source Kys you flaggot
Carter Howard
Wow, someone really IS stuck in the Hillary timeline, huh?
Tyler Cox
The washington compost would post this kind of fan fiction
Thomas Rogers
>3am on a monday yea ok sage
Angel Hughes
Oy vey
Sebastian Morales
Since you're too brain damaged to look for the link yourself I screenshotted it for you buddy
SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOT ENOUGH WITH THESE SHITTY "LE HABBENING TRUMP HABBENIN" threads motherfuckers nothings happening hes president for his entire term get a fucking job you washedup basement dwelling LOSERS
Carson Morales
Do you think Mueller just stops you moron?
Juan Gonzalez
>subsequently sliced his abdomen open in what appeared to be a katana sword Obviously fake but thanks for a funny read.
Isaac Thomas
>the votes Donald why is everyone in this country stupid
Crap, I'm stuck in a time loop. This exact thing happened. Exactly at the same time at night. When exactly the same things were happening in my life in general. And I remember the headline on Drudge was the same. And I remember at the time, thinking even then that it had happened before.
Josiah Mitchell
DIGITS confirm its fake news
Isaiah Brooks
did you guys even read the op jesus fucking christ asking for sources and shit idiots the lot of you
Gavin Green
Q PREDICTED THIS IN THAT THREAD THE OTHER DAY WATCH OUT FOR FASLE FLAG AND SHILLARY APPEARANCE IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AFTER OBUMMER IS ANNOUNCED KING IT'S NOT A GUN PROBLEM IT'S A HEART PROBLEM
>colluding with Russia to steal November's election from President Hillary Rodham Clinton. I lol'd
Ethan Campbell
Fuck you fucking faggots. I love you.
Does your mother stop?
Camden Morris
Good to see some of the MSM sources have returned to a little professionalism and level headed decorum instead of the usual mindless anti-Trump vitriol.
Adrian Jackson
wow, amazing imaginary source!
Jacob Perez
>MUELLER That fag is totally useless
Jose Hernandez
Good lord what a humorless bunch. It's clearly fake, no pig-iron folded nipblade could possibly pierce Ryan's all American six pack.
