this ain’t no joke; bin that yolk
This ain’t no joke; bin that yolk
Nathan Phillips
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Asher Peterson
Don't be a prude, bin that food!
Brandon Smith
Dont hang by the neck, bin that egg!
Thomas Sullivan
>carrying eggs and flour from shopping trip
>stopped by police officer after a certain point
>''DID YOU JUST MISBEHAVE IN THE GOOD BEHAVIOUR ZONE?''
Cameron Wilson
>neck
>egg
Please into rhyming
Evan Clark
It rhymes in Arabic
Cameron Murphy
No it doesn't you fucking idiot
Jordan Nelson
Different dialect than you're accustomed to Mohammad
Alexander Cox
they do this because of things called "muck up days". basically kids in year 11 on the last day of school proceed to try and fuck the school up as much as they can before being kicked out.
Oliver Wood
don't be a wog, log that jog.
Kayden Hill
>be me
>Normal Anglo
>baker
>try to buy flour and eggs
>"oi ya cheeky wanker'. Where's that bloody egg license an' flour license ya twat?"
>fumbles for both licenses
>notices combination and screeches:
>"OI, WHERE'S YOUR BLOODY BREAD LICENSE!?"
>cries internally while getting bread license
>leaves
>fumbles
>drops flour and eggs
>eggs break and flour bag splits; they're so fragile
>mfw
Oliver Carter
Stop being sour, bin that flour!
Quit being dregs, bin those eggs!
Brody Hernandez
> Yolk
> Joke
> Prude
> food
It was as good as the others. None of them are rhymes technically, they are near rhymes.
Ian Robinson
Yolk and Joke are at least near rhymes. Prude and food do rhyme what are you on about m8
Zachary Morris
i have that exact knife, got it from walmart last time i visited the U.S.
its my daily carry now and a fucking steal for $1.99
Angel Bell
> /pru:d/
> /fuːd/
Yeah ok, they actually do rhyme phonetically.
John Kelly
>don't help Putin, bin that gluten
Angel Campbell
Don't be a bloke, bin that joke!
Liam Morris
don't neg, bin dat egg
Dominic Thomas
>Guns deaths
wew
I'd like to see that graph without all the people an heroing with a gun included
Leo Morgan
When you tryn' have a joke, eating privileges may be revoked
Leo Rogers
What's up with the authoritarianism lately? I thought we were the fascists?
Elijah Turner
Bin that flour or you're off to the tower
Daniel Turner
That's here too, some kid formed my entire highschool but we don't ban kids from using fucking forks.
Angel Reyes
Forked*
John Lee
how do you say them?
Pru-day?
Foh-ahd? How don't prude and food rhyme?
The real criticism is that prude is the wrong word to choose. A prude would be less likely to throw eggs and flower as prudes are concerned about their moral optics above else.
Try:
Don't be rude
Bin that food!
Don't be a dreg
Bin that egg!
Don't be sour
Bin that flour!
Landon Cooper
>drops flour and eggs
>eggs break and flour bag splits; they're so fragile
>Arrested for illegally throwing flour and eggs
Eli Ortiz
We do that shit here too but we don't ban eggs and flour.
Henry Lee
Nah. The UK has always been worse when it comes to this police state bullshit. Our police are far more into locking up people for posting mean comments online then stopping the vast amounts of rape and murders we have every year. Britain would be better off without the police. Just arm the EDL with assault rifles and watch the UK streets clean themselves up
>The real criticism is that prude is the wrong word to choose. A prude would be less likely to throw eggs and flower as prudes are concerned about their moral optics above else.
Correct
James Flores
>dropped by paki feet
>get done for hate crime
Jacob Lee
I wonder if states with higher automobile ownership also have more deaths by auto. oh wait, of course they do.
Grayson Peterson
I like shitposting on the uk like everyone else but this is the 6th thread this week
Aaron James
Anthony Peterson
Oliver Robinson
Hunter Ortiz
Logan Martinez
Andrew Rivera
pics for (you)s
Brayden Ward
>These posts
Y do u do this to me Kraut-bro?
Jack Smith
so you know who was right
Thomas King
pretty sure this is Halloween only
Lincoln Adams
I know tho kraut-bro
Don't blame me for my ancestors pls
Jack Rivera
Aww, you stole my
>Don't be a dreg
Carrying flour?
Straight to the Tower
Ethan Bennett
Try taking suicide out of the equation and trying it again. Or better yet, try charting violent crime vs black population.
Charles Long
you know, this nightmare never ends
Ethan Cox
Uhhh britbongs, care to explain this? Or better you don't...
Michael Hill
Thread ruined
Carson Thompson
source?
Jace Reed
My dick's as long as my leg
Bin that egg
Jackson Price
Nathaniel Price
up with black power, toss the flour
Liam Myers
naked attraction you degenerate fuck
Nolan Moore
American warnings are so terse and stern in comparison. Always something like:
>WARNING - Selling Eggs And Flour To Minors Under 16 Prohibited - Fine And/Or Imprisonment For Vandalizing Vehicles
The British sign comes across as a little patronizing.
Jace Robinson
>when it's a stealth footfag thread
Jaxon Rivera
Fuck my wife
Bin that knife
Sebastian Reed
>Tower Hamlets
>England
Nathaniel Roberts
it's over
Colton Morris
Holy dogshit, more gun ownership correlates with more *gun-related* deaths! But I wonder what the actual murder rate is.
Christian Fisher
Don't be gay
Leave the UK
Grayson Kelly
check out tvs theory on nickelodeon and schneider
Adam Evans
Michael Martinez
Jeremiah Harris
Luis Roberts
Noah Wilson
Nolan Moore
jeez kraut , we do understand that hitler was right but this too much
Ian Rogers
is it really ?
Nolan Lewis
>this thread
Jaxson Jones
So you tried to make some scones
>not when you ride with Mr. Bones
Julian Walker
Yes
William Nguyen
Not surprised, kids continually act as if they are retarded and ruin everything for everyone else. Fucks sake, I had to ask an employee to.get a can of air that was behind a glass screen with a lock.When I asked why its locked up, she told me, "teenagers were inhaling it."
Adrian Stewart
At first, i found the sign and law itself funny.
Now i come here because its hilarious to watch Brits defend this law. My favorites so far:
>IT ONLY APPLIES DURING OCTOBER!!! HALOWEEN!!
>eggs are actually really dangerous if frozen, can break glass and cut skin
>flour can trigger asthma
Jason Fisher
medway.gov.uk
I will have this printed poster size, to remind me of the absolute state of britain right now.
Ian Myers
Interesting how Minnesota and Louisiana have identical gun ownership yet different gun death rates - hmmm, what could be the difference I wonder?
Julian Murphy
>Why don't you ever make your mother breakfast in bed?
>I can't, Mom - it's illegal.
Hunter Jones
Is that from an islamic acid attack of peace?
Wyatt Bell
> tfw God exacts divine justice on the Anglos for being massive pieces of shit and killing Europe's last hope at survival
feelsgudman
Joseph Ross
I think they refer to it as chemical diversity.
Colton Ross
Take out suicides and accidents then try again
Kayden Adams
What can we taunt them for next? I know. Water. Weaponized liquids need to be banned. I mean everyone knows that whole 'ice knife', right? You could get away with murder that way. Even worse, you can heat that pernicious liquid up and throw it someones face. In order for Britain to be safe, we really need to tell them the dangers of H2O. They could even drown in it. Yep, if we only banhammered that pesky devil water, we could save thousands of lives a year. Does anyone still remember the Titanic? Well, if we got rid of water that would have saved all those people that died there that time. And how could we forget the unforgivable crimes of the Burning Times, when nice friendly women were thrown in water to find out if they were a witch? You don't want to see that again, do you? This is why we need to ban water, or as I like to call it: DIEhydrogen monoxide
Blake Morgan
لا تخزي الله يعطينا بناتك
Easton Campbell
pls no more
Ethan Rivera
Alexander Stewart
saw a man in a dress today, with green hair and big pink boots
he looked like he wanted to kill me
i couldn't stop laughing when i saw him t b h
Alexander Ramirez
Daniel Gray
seriously , how retarded bongs have to be to elect this fucking pajeet
Xavier Morris
fuck if I know
Easton Perez
What's the word for a police-state where the Police are cucks?
Blake Cook
>implying bongs elected him
Christopher Sullivan
Reply to post or your mom is roast.
Ethan Adams
Nicholas Scott
Lol why are brits such massive fags?
Leo Richardson
England
Benjamin Hernandez
>sex worker
no no no no
you are serious ?
Gavin Howard
Sebastian Morris
Don't be a feg, bin that egg.
Tyler Phillips
How'd you sneak it through TSA? Was the last time you visited the US 1999 or something?
Juan Wilson
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Austin Jackson
Do you understand the concept of Lese Majeste and how it might play into this, or don't you, lad? You're probably a muh freeze peach type, aren't you? I mean, if I had to take a guess.
Alexander Green
Lol! What the fuck are you taking about idiot?