>President Donald J. Trump spoke today with Prime Minister Theresa May of the United Kingdom. They discussed the United Kingdoms investigation into the chemical weapon attack on a private citizen and his daughter on British soil. President Trump stated the United States stands in solidarity with its closest ally and is ready to provide any assistance the United Kingdom requests for its investigation. President Trump agreed with Prime Minister May that the Government of the Russian Federation must provide unambiguous answers regarding how this chemical weapon, developed in Russia, came to be used in the United Kingdom. The two leaders agreed on the need for consequences for those who use these heinous weapons in flagrant violation of international norms.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the president’s foreign policy. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of political science most of the moves will go over a typical citizen’s head. There’s also Trump’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, for instance. The supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these insults, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Trump’s approach to North Korea truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Trump’s nickname for Kim Jong Un, “Rocket Man,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Richard Nixon’s madman theory. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as President Trump’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Make America Great Again tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for cabinet members’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Just read it; the guy is literally arguing Trump changes his mind too often, so eating the same pasta every day helps soothe his autism and need for sameness.
>mfw Texans have become so weak that the power of the Gunshine manages to kill them even after they've crossed state lines
Parker Ward
REX!
Gavin Morris
>London gets nuked >all of the UK's problems are solved and they rebuild as a pure Anglo superpower Here's hoping Sharia May keeps pushing for war
Lincoln Gutierrez
>closest ally israel btfo although i get the feeling whoever we're having diplomatic discussions with anyone they're always our "closest ally" at the time
John Johnson
It would be dramatic if all the Jews were thrown into the sea.
Zachary Jackson
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Trump's current status on gun rights, I've got a /k/ friend overdosing on blackpills and I want to shut him up.
I live in Texas. Rex Tillerson has a gay nephew who also lives here. We've gotten to know each other pretty well these last few months.
Anyways, he insists that he knew his uncle was fired last week. Once again, the fake news media has lied about this. The firing had nothing to do with the Russia poisoning.
>eat salad Rex AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
T-Rex doesnt know whether to cry and smash someones head in with the podium.
Jack Morales
>I did in fact collude with the fish sandwich at McDonalds, so I did not have enough room for the salad and I must resign.
Thomas Jenkins
kek, well done user
Nathan Anderson
link
James Johnson
I give 3 F's out of 10, should have eaten the fucking salad
Nathan Myers
Nah he's always like that His head y breathing has always pisses me off even though the dulcet tones of his voice makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up
Cooper Phillips
I'm going to miss him even if he didn't eat the salad.
Tyler Lopez
>tfw T-Rex was on the Adkins diet.
Joseph Thomas
You guys turn on people pretty fast.
Gavin Flores
Does he normally sound like this?
Parker Thomas
Yeah but what specifically, my friend is crying about "muh gungrabbing before due process" "muh bumpstock ban" "muh age raise" while sucking off the NRA like a fudd, which is less than I expected of him.
Jose Young
thx fren
Dominic Bailey
Why is this faggot that supported homosexuals in the boy scouts talking about upholding the constitution?
Will Colbert have to correct his audience if they clap at the wrong thing tonight? Or did they learn from the last time and will coach them ahead of time to know what their opinions should be?
