Infants on their birthdays are given a personal cake to smash open, play with, and ruin called a "smash cake." Adult Millennials have started doing this as well, diving face first into cakes, smearing in on their face, and acting like babies on their birthday.
Smash cakes is a recent adult fetish. Anyone who feeds a child sugar is guilty of lunacy and weakness
Austin Gutierrez
People don't want to grow up because the world sucks, and because it's easier to remain in a perpetually infantile state, so you can still have "fun" while shielding yourself from any hardship and challenges.
Owen Campbell
Okay, they're retarded. Leave them alone. Let them be retards. What does this have to do with politics or news? Fuck off.
Nolan Roberts
How did that one woman eat the entire cake?!
Jason Stewart
Same reason soy-boy numale threads. The degeneracy of America and acceptance of these behaviors contributing to the downfall of society.
Smash cakes, for both children and man-children, are given their own personal cake. Guests get one as well.
Did this once when I was alone on my birthday. No females, no friends, no family in town. Smashed my face right into the cake like Robin Williams did with the pie in “Mrs Doubtfire”. Immediately stopped cuz sugar frosting in your eyes cucking hurts.
Landon Kelly
This is an actual thing? Really? Shakes head
Kek.
Logan Roberts
Bumping so we can maybe have more of a conversation about this.
Kayden Perry
And if your peers are morons you don't care about impressing them.
Ryan Reyes
Aahahaha, the first guy has soyboy titties
Justin Carter
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Wrong this is a C.I.A. psy-op like the tide pod challenge that's just making people question certain social norms. In other words, the C.I.A. is trying to make this into a meme that people believe.
I bet you a million dollars no one is actually doing this. The C.I.A. just produced all this footage somewhere and are trying to convince people this is actually happening (when its not). Like come on, eating cake like a baby, that's just a bit over the top, but funny.
Of course millennials could figure out a way to ruin cake. Imagine going to this fags party and watching this shit while everyone stands around thinking the cake was for everyone.
William Reyes
The infantilization of the modern men is a politic issue much more important than Trump and other "news" will ever be.