/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAKE NEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Rally @Miramar Marine Corps Air Station 3/13/18
youtu.be/wC5i7ndrRpg
>Pres Trump remarks @Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
youtu.be/tTJa99u9o0E
>Pres Trump visits Border Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
youtu.be/YivPbYanetA
>Pres Trump statement on firing T-Rex 3/13/18
youtu.be/fSFwRZ0wv2s
>VP Pence @Ind Women's Forum 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442518-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks in Kabul 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442529-1/
>SoS T-Rex statement on departure 3/13/18
youtu.be/VlW6bzwpFPI
>Ivanka roundtable on sex trafficking 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442517-1/
>Don Jr on F&F 3/13/18
youtu.be/Yi9hmYJmJN0
>AFCOM/CENTCOM @Senate on budget 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442299-1/
>EdSec Devos @PTA Legislative Conf 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442493-1/
>IntSec Zinke on budget request 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442348-1/
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/12/18
youtu.be/Kk1zQEQ_cM0
>Pres Trump welcomes Houston Astros to WH 3/12/18
youtu.be/yfZPUAuqolQ
>shillary falls in india 3/12/18
youtu.be/Rbp3yne4h_4
>Secs Army/Navy/Air on Future of US Military 3/12/18
c-span.org/video/?442391-1/
>SoS T-Rex presser in Chad 3/12/18
c-span.org/video/?442477-1/
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Syria Ceasefire 3/12/18
youtu.be/pQhI462tF-w

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MAGA

>Who does he work for
Newsmax.
>and do we know his personal politics?
Presumable right-wing considering his employer but I don't know. His Twitter is full of Catholic stuff, though, so I imagine he's pro-life.

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump's press secretary will never reference this greentext in his first press conference
>Trump will never build the wall (construction underway!)
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals
>Trump will never replace Obamacare with something much better
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never colonize Mars
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You are here
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>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum

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whats the chance of trump winning this election?

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GOD BLESS THE USA

GOD BLESS THE USA

GOD BLESS THE USA

GOD BLESS THE USA

GOD BLESS THE USA

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Make a white baby today!

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Fags are mad about Pompeo

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Did Trump give any kind of a hint as to which wall design he prefers?

This will be your secretary of state next year, say something nice about her!

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I hope Pompeo lasts longer than a year, no offense to Heather.

What’s political about trashing the media?

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What happened now? /ptg/ is a bit fast.

i love her

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he said he wants one that's see-through, has the round thing on top, and is big and solid

>Northern Border improvements

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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the one that keeps aliens in the other side

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today:
>Mattis met with afghans/taliban to create peace in afghanistan
>Tillerson got fired
>Trump visited the wall
>DeVos called for armed guards at schools
>VP told women to stop having abortions
>Don Jr hinted at running for office in the future
>Trump said we're going to Mars
>Ivanka talked about kidnapping and raping children
NNTNN is gonna have a busy night, make sure he gets it all

AWOO

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Something see-through

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the secretary of state got fired, and that doesn't happen very often
there was also a public visit by Trump to the wall
and a special election ongoing

Migrate legally!

you think Pompeo can resist Heather's power? she's on the ascent!

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That's what you get for taking in shitskins by the barrel for decades.

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Is it him or the tumor talking?

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Mueller witness partying with Bill Clinton

truepundit.com/busted-muellers-new-star-witness-trump-caught-partying-exclusive-island-resort-bill-clinton/

By the time this is over, I'll almost feel bad for the people stupid and cowardly enough to shill on behalf of the subversive cabal that wanted to destroy my country and enslave me.

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>Trump: Governor Brown has done a terrible job running the state
Shots fired

Oh nooo

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>manwhomthoughtheranoutofsweatstartssweatingagain.gif

The day will soon come when this room is a lot less crowded.

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so whats up with the Chinese and salad ?

Dippin' Dots! No fucking way!

Dippin' Dots is NOT the ice cream of the future.

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WHY?!?!!?? WHY DIDN'T HE JUST EAT THE SALAD??

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>those names

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Trump's motorcade rolls up to you on Sunset and he points his 9 out the window and tells you to make America great again.

What do?

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So we're building a Dyson Sphere around the Earth?

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They slipped up and admitted their bias.

get the fuck in here

She'll be my President in 2025
My GOD!!!

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My hard drive on my only pc died /ptg/ can I get some (You)'s and awoos so I can start collecting them all again?

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Shoop Conan in there.

>he

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checked

>sex is part of diplomacy
hurry Kim

witnessed

When does infowars get in? (Chekd)

Its over drumpf bros. were gonna lose pennsylvania

its over

>peace in Afghanistan
Ran out of bombs to throw?

Saccone is going to get smashed so hard

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spics shouldn't even be allowed to set their filthy eyes on the united states

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ebin

We won in PA

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Thank god that all 20,000 editions have been archived.

Have fun.

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I'm no expert, but that looks a bit bigger than a 9mm. Looks like a .45ACP. I could be totally wrong though.

Hes right

2 walls!

Whats the context on this? I thought McCain would love the pick.

Anyone with a brain is mad about a deep state CIAnigger being given power.

Can we plan get a Spice Daddy comeback...?

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>he doesn't have redundant backups and a few cloud servers
pleb

Yeah I saw that, can't wait to see the two walls they'll build.

ayyy lmao

I'll check that cuuuuuteness
Yep! I'm done for

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2?

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Checked.

IMO the Wall should have been 2,000 miles of 30 one-way mirror.

CBP can see through, Mexicans are blinded by it's majesty.

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make a white baby, i guess

Tons of reports of voter suppression already pouring in. This one is going to be contested and likely thrown out.

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>You must wait 4 minutes 24 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

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Tillerson was brought in for one purpose: achieve American energy superiority, particularly in regards to oil. He has done that (USA is selling oil to the Middle East) and now they need someone with a different skill set.

checked

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>OAN gets noticed

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Trump mentioned something like that last year.

how did it die?
Did you have a power surge?
Did you drop it?
I've thankfully never had one die on me and I wonder what causes it to happen

This one is really rare.

It's called comfy awoo,

enjoy.

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I miss his press briefings dearly.

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XENU!!!!!

>Everyone was shoved into a volcano during a galactic war eons ago, and got blowed up and stuck together into aggregate personalities

>Give us $250K or more for sessions with a galvanic skin response tester and we'll tell you that, as well as the other secret

>XENU!

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Trump wants a KSA style too wall with an intermediary militarization zone

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>The day will soon come when this room is a lot less crowded.
SARAH NOOOOO

That's weird, that would mean Obama's Administration was responsible one of the darkest chapters in American history. Why did McCain never bring THAT up against his "opposition"?

quints of truth
praise kek, MSM BTFO

Remember that overpopulation is a myth--contraception is treason; only Communists who need famine to rule care about overpopulation bullshit! We need more white kids!

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>Whats the context on this? I thought McCain would love the pick.

Waterboarding, basically

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I hate to blackpill but we are going to lose here.

We have three factors fucking us.
1. Republicans are avoiding politics and thus, forgetting about special elections.
2. Democrats are being bombarded with politics and thus, know when to vote.
3. Dems are throwing way more money around to win these elections.

I'm not sure what Trumps plan is, but losing the elections is only emboldening these faggots. Maybe he wants the dems who are campaigning on a middle ground to win, like Doug Jones or Lamb. Maybe he is actually trying to make us bi partisan again. Which I would call naive, but he right so often that who am I to judge.

I actually thought he was the guy that shot up the Podesta's favor pizza place. I feel for the meme.

I want four walls and a roof

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because mccain is a turd

he also doesn't die like he should, evil bastard