Only SOYBOYS need MUH CAWFEE to get up in the morning. It's a sign of low-test which results in extreme fatigue requiring one to drink CAWFEE just to go to their deadbeat job and work for their (((BOSS))).
If you drink MUH CAWFEE, you are a SOYBOY!
Only SOYBOYS need MUH CAWFEE to get up in the morning. It's a sign of low-test which results in extreme fatigue requiring one to drink CAWFEE just to go to their deadbeat job and work for their (((BOSS))).
If you drink MUH CAWFEE, you are a SOYBOY!
stupid, gay fucking thread
i will do anything to avoid shitting anywhere but my own toilet. so i will drink a coffee and just blast out a big dump right away so i don't have to sit there forcing it or delay the start of my work day. plus, it seems to improve my mood.
instant coffee into a cold water bottle. 2-3 teaspoons, perfect double-tapered dump after a few sips
if you go to starbucks, then yeah you're a faggot
fuck off. i don't need coffee to wake up, i just love the way it tastes.
you're probably a faggot anyway
Writing "cawfee " multiple times. Kill yourself faggot
Ya ain't gonna be calling people soyboys much longer when Putin turns you into an ash heap tomorrow.
gallon a day here, no intention of stopping
Oy, but tea is awright, eh guvnah?
OP is spot on
Gween Tea?
Tasted a sip of coffee once, never again. Tasted like gack.
It mainly is genetics if it doesn’t get you up in the morning, but also could be a shitty lifestyle choice that most wagecucks have, where they hate it but it’s the only thing they talk about. Slave-mortality in its purest form.
>It's a sign of low-test
no it's a sign of dependence. nobody suddenly says "i'm tired and need a coffee" without ever having drank it. look up how caffeine interacts with adenosine receptors and increases their numbers over time.
I use coffee to get my fats in in the morning, keto diet, easiest thing in the world. I'm starting to hate caffeine though, that jolt I used to enjoy as a teen isn't so satisfying in my 30s.
Wish the fucks at mcdonalds would stop giving me looks when I order a sugar free non fat french vanilla latte. It's fucking good and for $2 for a medium it's a steal. They always fuck it up anyways.
You know I don't think anyone being a coffee junkie is a soyboy, but let me tell you this:
I have only drank coffee once this year and I am fifth year med student, lots of people here need their daily fix just to be alive, lots of coffee, lots of smoking, and something I have noted is that there is a lot of baldness around here, like, full blast baldness at 20 or so and I haven't lost a single millimeter in my hairline, I don't drink coffee, I don't smoke, I don't drink soy (It's starting to take off here recently, I wonder why) and I have regular sex and masturbate just as often.
You can drawn your own conclusion, but let me tell you, coffee should be more of a quick and dirty solution more than a chronic treatment.
Remember that if you breath oxygen, you are a SOYBOY (soybean plants also need oxygen to grow)
If you literally rely on caffeine and supplements to function on a daily basis that is pretty pathetic.
However, most of us men just enjoy a nice cup of black coffee in the morning. It wakes you up, warms you up, and tastes delicious with some scrambled eggs.
hnnnnnng I would fuck that little twink till he bleeds
What
Coffee and cig always works in the morning, stop telling me wat to do faggot
Green tea should be required consumption for all human beings, yes.
>drinking coffee
>not waking up with pre-workout before a two hour leg day
>black coffee is delicious
stop being a pretentious fag. black coffee does not taste good, and you don't like it. stop trying so hard my man, no one cares. try a bit off cream and sugar in your coffee. stop trying to be mister big tough guy
Hoho
What about needing a radiation suit to filter out nuclear fall out in the morning?
What kind of boi does that make you?
i prefer black tea
This.
Get fucked, OP
Coffee is a man's drink
kys, faggit