Osake wa Fuufu ni Natte Kara

Asking the important questions.

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I want to get drunk with the cute lady.

The mc sounds like he had his balls cut off and is broken inside, oh wait.

>eating curry this late at night
Who does this?

I want to be a house husband and make food for my cute bread winner wife!

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>you'll never enjoy this in bed

Lewd

A cute wife, who else?

Living the fucking dream.

Will I feel like this if I start drinking alcohol too?

Probably not, but you should give it a go anyway.

>cooking something for 100 hours
Must be a sludge that has lost all flavor.

Fwe~h

Abe approves this message.

"I want to be a neet, wake up at 1pm and throw together instant food so mommy thinks ive done my share of chores and she can take care of the rest after work"

The ring is subliminal messaging.

I know it was some kind of prank, but what are the details?

Yes, and?

>gets NTRd later on
What did he do to deserve this?

Chose a real wife over an imaginary one.

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I take it you don't cook then. You might have a point if you'd said texture, but only if you presume it's cooked by an idiot.

Good. He is totally replaceable and a failed male. Househusbands are a meme people on r9k buy into so they continue their neetdom.

>taking obvious bait

Nevermind I found the pastebin

Should have added a bit of campari desu.

you forgot to mention
>wake up the kids get them dressed and drop them off at school
>shopping for tonights ingredients
>hit the gym so i can have a chad body for my wife
>resist the advances of my female fitness trainer because i'm loyal
>pick up the kids from school
>get them to do the homework
>start dinner
>greet wife at the door
>princess carry her into the living room where the kids yell "mommy!" so she feels special after her hard day at work
desu as a man it would be so easy to outperform women at the role of housewife if you think about it

They should've had Kanemoto voice the girl.

You forgot to clean the house and run a bath, you oaf. I want a divorce.

Being a househusband is the dream

>wife voiced by the girl who got sent dick pics because of him
I wonder if the whole fiasco ever gets brought up.

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Is curry the single most overrated dish in Nippon?

That's what the female maid (male) is for.

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You just want to have no responsibility. Enjoy being cucked by her coworker.

medicaldaily.com/more-chores-husband-does-more-likely-marriage-will-end-divorce-242815

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You are just not fucking her hard enough

I wonder if he has her wear her glasses for sex.

>2 course meal plus alcohol right before bed
This husband is irresponsible.

Things that don't happen, but anons will fall for it.

>wife stays home
>get cucked by delivery man
Nowhere is safe

Say no to 3D. Save your life.

depression inducing anime of the season

>induce depression by showing things you'll never have
>at the same time as showing the best way to cope with it, alcohol
Genius move, Abe.

>implying they would be sleeping that night

Fuck this shit unironically ;_;

I feel like an anime about getting your wife drunk so she gets cute and affectionate would've been better off as a Hentai instead of a 3minute long show.

Where are you, alcohol reviewing user? There's no way I'm buying white wine for a potentially enjoyable drink.

I think she might be way too cute.

Have you never heard of spritzer before?

Just buy any 10-20 buck bottle, it should be good enough.

Wakamezake when?

He's not a NEET, he just does work over the internet and takes care of the househusband stuff at the same time.

Sure, but I've never ordered one and if I'm buying wine it's going to be a box of some kind of red Franzia because I'm broke.

>gets drunk off white wine
what kind of lightweight

A cute one.

and diluted white wine at that

Last episode she clearly let herself go even when there was no alcohol, she's clearly just goes with the mood.

I WANNA FEED THIS CAKE

>Housewives are fine but househusbands are not
Get out.

That probably applies to breadwinner husbands who've also been cucked into doing chores.
edition.cnn.com/2016/10/07/health/infidelity-breadwinners-cheat-husband-wife/index.html
Breadwinner wives are actually less likely to cheat overall.

How long until Chi-chan starts sneaking drinks at work and becomes a full blown alcoholic?

I want to give her a cocktail mouth to mouth.

>married woman
>cake
user, that's not how words work

Is it legal for a woman to be so perfect?

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Wew, for once i'm on board with the Otaku, this is fucked up. Based Sugita giving that dipshit the cold shoulder thouhg.

Femanon. I would die to have a house husbando like him. He’d get all the sex he wanted. Could even put it up my bumhole if he wanted.

I like that her glasses were kept on for most of the episode this time.

>imgur.com/a/rX2QK
poor stitch if we're being honest

what did she mean by this?

She's going to hug him and rub her bare feet against his bare feet.

This is a blue board. We don't talk about that stuff here.

Based Sugita, that guy is a legend.

For what exactly?

Eri had nothing to do with it.

Now this is finally a drink that's well known in my parts.

She didn't but the gaijin glory guys thought otherwise.

>can't enjoy a show with Ichiki in peace because some faggot always brings this up and makes me feel sad
Why can't I just enjoy his voice without remembering all the soul crushing things.

This makes me angry. Has anybody gotten punished for this yet?

>Kitamura Eri was not involved with the bullying, but some individuals on Sup Forums's Sup Forums took it to spam her Twitter with images of their penises with other hateful comments as someone spread false rumors that Kitamura was dating the producer and that hurting her would somehow hurt the producer.

>We will experience 100% lifelike VR / android waifus in our time, assuming no cataclysmic events pull us back into the stone age.
Not today Abe old friend, not today.

I want to get drunk with my VR waifu.

Didn't think I'd see another VR fag here but then again this show screams escapism.

We are so close to something minimally viable right now, even if it's not sentient or able to move beyond robotic, sluggish movements. We'll be able to get 99% realism in several decades for sure, but I'm not so sure about the last 1%. True movement and feel will take many breakthroughs in science and engineering, and so will sentient AI assuming we follow laws. You also better hope to god they don't ban sex bots.

As long as VR involves strapping two television sets to your eyeballs, it ain't gunna happen.

squeeze him dry

i read it all but i didn't get it. the ''prank'' was he wondering around to differents places?? and what's going on with that photo? did he really lost his balls because of an accident on a livestream?

When does she go pshuu?

Abe propaganda shows are too good.

I want her to sit on my face

They literally tazed him as part of the prank.

I want her to piss in my mouth.