We need to stop, it's getting too real

We need to stop, it's getting too real

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It's pretty insane how much it triggers them, honestly. Kind of like they know how fucked it is in the back of their heads.

Is this supposed to be a comic?

Lactose intolerance tends to be a non-white problem.

B...but my tummy mommy...boo hoo. Just take a dump.

It's funny because soyboy in the pic uses soyboy language.

>you lived long enough to see the "I AM SILLY" internet comic format used oppositely to how its intended

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Comedy dies with the left. Comedy relies on the assumption that everything is open to ridicule. When things are no longer open to ridicule comedy dies.

LMAO at consuming lactose.

He fell for the GOMAD MEME.

>get called a soyboy
>react like a soyboy

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If you believe space is infinite, then didactically you also believe in an infinite amount of alternate realities, a countless number of which resemble exactly this one we are experiencing now. The point of this comic, I believe, is to stimulate the mind of the reader by having them imagine one of the alternate universes out there, wherein this comic included a joke, perhaps.

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If I fart a lot when I eat dairy, does that mean I'm lactose intolerant?

>real milk hurts my tummy
Being this much of a faggot.

Smart people kill themselves not too far down the line.

I can't imagine lactose intolerance.

>White guy can’t drink milk
>gets ridicule by Asian female for drinking soy
>YOU ARE SILLY BUT I AM SILLIER

I'm in the same boat user (the answer is yes, it's at least mild lactose intolerance).

I don't drink soy though: lactose-free milk seems to do the trick for me.

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>almond milk
>cashew milk
The soy boy wants his estrogen

You realize those both have more phytoestrogens than soy milk, right?

Holy shit stop being a regard.

When I have cereal and a cup of tea at the same time it makes me feel like I need to shit, but I'm fine

The fact it uses tummy is the final nail in the coffin.

this

KEK

Lactose intolerance tends to be a non-cow problem...

Am not White
And can drink a whole glass of milk
I think milk in general is over rated and is just useless fat imo also never saw a possitive result of people going GoMad I do like to eat chocolate mint icecream as cheat meal though

The only time I even notice it is when I eat ice cream, I don't drink milk because I'm not an infant.

fag

>muh sore tummy.

If you cant drink milk, you are a nigger. Its as simple as that.

You can drink it because some conquistador fucked your great-great-great-great grandmother.

>tummy
Way to price the point faglord

>eats ice cream
>says drinking milk is for infants

fuck youre a stupid faggot i bet your body looks like shit and you wake up in the morning and ask yourself why youre such a pathetic bitch

Eating Ice Cream late at night tends to do that to people (especially vanillia ice cream)

I have no idea why its marketed as a "dessert" when it fucks you over while your sleeping.

Why does lactose free Milk exist? It's literally the supreeme milk:
They only split up the lactose into regular glucose, making the milk raste a Bit sweet. No soy.

10/10

The left can't meme.

It's probably the caffeine in the tea.
Happens to me almost every time I drink coffee or tea.

>What was that faggot?
*punches soy in the stomach so hard he pukes*
>sit down lil boi

Real milk does actually hurt my tummy. I also sit to pee because I don't want to make loud pee sounds.
Then I go on the internet and make fun of niggers and liberals.

this

lactose intolerant people really can't drink milk? it doesnt just give them the shits?

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Not exclusively.
I've got some odd thing going on personally where I can drink actual milk fine; but the second I go to make anything to eat with real milk, my digestive system rebels.
I try to avoid soy, but it's not always possible. I want cereal & oatmeal, damnit.

So tough!

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So wait...You’re all telling me that you all still drink milk that comes from another animals tit?
What are you? Fucking weird?

That shit is designed to turn a 20 pound calf into a 509 pound cow. It’s brimming with pus and hormones, but drinking soy makes you effeminate?

ITT: People who eat cow dick and drink cow tit milk.

Kekistanis are inherently anti-white left wing shills who steal our memes
Soyboys are just a joke to those faggots, but to us it's just another blackpill in this fucked up reality we're living
Faggots need to toughen up and act like men, get more test by eating and exercising

>Cuck tested, faggot approved

How low does a man have to go until he can't even open a bottle.

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kys faggit

>can drink a whole glass of milk

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fake news

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And then everyone clapped

oh shit

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If i drink milk i just have to fart a lot and they smell straight from Auschwitz.
I love milk but it's just not good for anyone in my vicinity. The smell is really rotten.

>it hurts my tummy
>tummy
Grow some fucking balls ffs. Cucks like these are the reason why shit like mass rapes in Bongland happen. I really want to lynch these assholes.

Read: Because once we redpill the normies they too will understand that cultural marxists and soy boys both need to get the rope alike.

no u

>my tummy
Did he find this intimidating?

>real milk hurts my tummy
>this is how he actually thinks

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Holy shit this dude can drink A WHOLE GLASS OF MILK!

Chug 1.5 liter then we'll talk

just have oatmeal without milk you fucking ladyboy

Only fucking plebs eat oatmeal with water.
Might be a point for a landwhale, but I'm fucking 150.

Hey, look at that, you managed to out - cringe the soyboy

>he doesn't recognize Sup Forums memes
newfag

>"it was unfunny on purpose!"

It was an inside joke, sit down lil boi
youtube.com/watch?v=rGy82jzbS9M

Fuck

>Thinks using greentext is automatically a Sup Forums meme

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it was a post by a slovenian that was funny
now I'm making it a meme
do I need to explain everything to you newfags?

What is with the little keyboards?

>mfw

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This. I have a mild lactose intolerance, solved by just buying lactose-free products, that are freaking everywhere at an affordable price.

*Unzips dick*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

>I'm making it a meme
>Why doesn't anyone recognize this thing I'm just now making a meme as a preexisting meme?
Holy shit, this level of faggotry.

That kekfag speaks like a plebbitor if they were politically "right"

Fucking soyim.

Soy is for bitches and milk is for children. Kid is a faggot either way.

I gave up milk this year because i realized it is pussed up cow gunk and wtf. Now I just have my coffee black and put yoghurt in my morning smoothy for calcium. I'm white btw and this is a vpn.

fucking normies
if you aren't esoteric to make your own memes then what are you doing here?

>reeeeeeeeeeee
>my tumm tumm huats
try that white almond water stuff
cutting down your soy intake might keep you from getting so emotional too.

Do you realize that yogurt comes from cow milk as well?

>now I'm making it a meme
>literally being proud of forcing a meme
Sup Forums is dead

If I was ever unable to open a jar, I would immediately go to the hospital to find out what was wrong with me.

>yogurt
>calcium

Just eat broccoli and spinach, skip the dairy.

>make your own memes
>it was a post by a slovenian that was funny
>I'm making it a meme
>esoteric
Nigga u wot m8?

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>the tolarnat left reeeeee'ing at every criticism thrown back at them
this exactly how low test works.

For a longest time I thought I was lactose intolerant, but then I visited my friends farm and realized it was all the jewsessing in the commercial milk that made my gut go full diarrhea, not the milk itself.

>"now I'm making it into a meme"

Going well I see

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you had to be there for the post, therefore making it esoteric
it's literally the first stages of being a meme, it's not forced
fuck off the bandwagon faggot

I've never seen a soy drinker who looks that normal

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bitch

Same, I have never even tried oats with water, sounds disgusting...
Have you tried juice? Heard it could be good but im sacred to try

Behold how one simple edit makes a shit comic funny.

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lol well done

>first stages of being a meme
>getting offended & defensive nobody recognizes it as being this great new meme you've created
Jesus mate, if you don't see the faggotry here I can't MAKE you see it.

Why not drink some almond or coconut milk, neither contain soy and actually increase T

> 100% Sup Forums tier thread
> mods hold it up as 100% Sup Forums

>tummy
That's all the needs to be said.

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I'm not being defensive I just like calling people faggots, faggot.
Welcome to Sup Forums newfag